Why do nordic people do this?

Why do nordic people do this?

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Nords are attracted to the cold.

only snowmonkeys understand.

where's the vodka sip? I literally watched and waited only for that

>vodka sip
>AHHHH
every fucking time

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because he can run like a pussy to the nearest sauna.
Let's see him do it with out sauna near by.

>detox
>eliminate toxins
Imagine believing stuff like this

looks like a tourist who has no idea what the fuck he's doing. no self respecting nordick would dip in a fucking mud pit like that and then roll around in hay with a light sprinkling of snow.

also it looks like late autumn/early winter when it's barely below freezing. that's not when you go ice swimming and rolling in the snow for fucks sake.

It forces blood flow away from your extremities and into your organs to preserve body heat.

This “flushes” them out.

Cryotherapy is real. Athletes do ice baths.

Feels good, man

You want hypothermia or something?

test

It feels nice if you don't overdo it. And dry yourself immediately.
Also, this:

Based apetor, the most autistic youtuber

>source: my ass

i dont think he's self respecting
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We are generally very warm. I personally start to feel like I'm boiling when it's more than a22c outside. Also that webm look colder than it actually is.

watch out for thin ice

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Merry Christmas 2018:
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>Russians
>Nord

Russia is Northern Europe.

That may be so, but that guy clearly isn't Nordic

That guy is Apetor, he is a Norwegian Youtuber with a fairly popular channel.

Not all Norwegians are "Nordic"

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>lives in the North
>isn't Nordic
ok

I dont really like snow and ice and sub zero temperatures, nor do i like dry desert like climates and scorching heat
I love forest, around 10C and rain

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This is Italians
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what hes doing has more to do with mentality after living and growing up here his whole life rather than physiology

hol up lemme tell yo ass who norweeyan an who not f a m

A russian guy tried to swim in our lake in March and died.

or maybe he just wanted to die
who knows

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He's still not Nordic mate. He's a northerner, but not Nordic. youtube.com/watch?v=tVlkxrNlp10&t=1m14s

nazi tier autism

That's a false equivalency though. Changing nationality is not like changing species lmao

kind of a retarded comparison, first one is comparing a human to another human, the other compares a mouse to a horse.

Its a strange way to die. They found his clothes near the lake so he did it on purpose that's for sure. Sadly our lake is really deep so they'll never find him.

Its a lot of speculation, and we dont know anything about who his ancestors has mixed with so he could be a nordic mutt. Its pretty irrelevant though, as he is doing something that we teach to people when they are conscripted. Diving into icy water is something youre introduced to here no matter your ethnicity.

pfff. nordics are pussies compared to the russians, we do that in siberia when it is like -75C outside. i once fell a sleep in a lake like that on a ny eve and woke up at 3am and walked backed home for 3 hours since my bicycle was stolen.

Nazis were secretly civic cucktionalists false flaggers

Found the civic cucktionalist

Doesn't matter, tribal identity is both a genetic relationship and a mentality; 90% of modern cucktionalists have no care for either, which is why they will wither away in cleansing fire

oh yeah well i dated a german girl once, she filled my lungs with poop and raped me with her fossilised poop, then she tried to eat my penis after boiling it in poop, haha that was pretty wild i must say.

It doesn't get colder than -4 Celsius on earth, silly billy.

Free food for your trouts

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I'm just saying that example makes no sense. Btw borders have changed many times. What happened to Alsace people? They're French now or Germans?

lol, in the Netherlands they had out flyers to Poles that they shouldn't swim in random canals or the sea, especially if they are drunk. Because half of the people who drown here every year are Poles.

I don't believe in nationalism, I believe in tribalism, like Varg

kek our lake and rivers are full of dead Germans. They always try to dive from the craziest places

reminder that apetor got cancer

What is your tribe?

mojave

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I'm one of the vassals of the House of Orange.

he's from the mutticus tribe of south mongrelland

based

thats how you know yourself ? SAD... i know my 12th great grandfather all the way to my father.

i am of the khazar khaganate tribe
would you like to talk about our lord tengri or YHWH?

Dividing ourselves in tribes and fighting like monkey was already tried a long, long time ago

Ulster-Scot/Celt

american psting

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There is no self. There is only the house.

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proofs?

>genetic relationship
wat?

would i pass as a local in your trube?

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I hope you dont side with the NCR.

No, dividing our pagan religion into sects was the reason our culture died off to Christianity. The truth is that paganism died long before Christianity got to it. The only thing we have left is remnants of corrupted religion which is why we have larpers like SurvivetheJive now.

I SIDE WITH THE GREAT KHANS
FUCK THE NCR
FUCK THE LEGION
WE WUZ MONGOLS N SHIET NIGGA

>be a Ulster-Scot/Celt
>has to live in a country filled with Germanics

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Your beard looks makes you look like a homeless person, so yes you would fit here.

keep posting please. no one make fun of this Ulster-Scot/Celt or i will beat yopu up
> looks makes
thanks. im 1.9m tall and have a 19cm penis.

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Maybe, there were Celts in Balkans too

But you have to have the mentality

Germanics are mostly in the boring midwest. Ulster Scots were the pioneers that went all the way west

Thanks God religion is dead in Europe :) I don't know who this Varg is but he seems full of shit

>Thanks God religion is dead in Europe
Religion isn't dead; you follow the cult of Americanism/Consumerism worse than most rational Americans

>Maybe, there were Celts in Balkans too
No Im hittian or whatever that meme empire was. 100% pure. But would I fit in with the based Scot-Irish Ulcer clan?
varg is a weird retard that larps as a pagan while living off french welfare in the woods with an equally retarded ugly autistic french woman. they have 3 children they raise in abject poverty and zero hygiene. he shops at aldi

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>No Im hittian
Hittites were Anatolian farmers; you don't look Anatolian, but I'd have to see the eye area

The things fingolians save are always interesting.

>our pagan religion
This is why I avoid Jow Forums during Amerimutt hours

No. I'm 100% pure Hittitieies. My jaw is chiseled. I have a flat strong nose. A powerful brow ridge. Facial hair as coarse and thick as steel wire. large graceful, but still masculine hands. and as established previously, a 19cm penis. do these traits fit with the Sccottish-Irish Ulcer clan you belong to? Could I fit in?

if pic related is you, then no you have nothing to do with Europe

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salam alekiyum
I come in peace from the tribe of al-suwid. Allah's most northern tribe of warriors, we have fine merchants too!

Why do they even call it "pagan"? I find it pretty offensive Americans have come to call it that. Fucking new world Romans.

yes this is me. the light skin, the pink lips, the pink nipples, the light hazel eyes, the coarse facial hair. i am a true hitttie warrior. so would i or would i not fit in with the Ulcer Scottish Tribe of your kind

forgot pic of Felix al- Kjellberg

I am not him (user) of which you speak, but he is also a based poster, hamdulillah.

The Netherlands consisted of mostly warrior tribes. And many tribes in the Netherlands worshipped Hercules.

Because we can.

>Ulcer Scottish
kek

you don't have the lack of intelligence of a typical Boogar so yes you can join my clan

Why do I suddenly get this guy in my YT recommendations? His videos ar pretty cool but I suddenly see him everywhere

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not sure why this image made me laugh as hard as it did
you do get a slight adrenaline rush in cold showers

Hercules was the supreme God of the Batavians. The most important tribe of the Netherlands, who also served as the emperors personal elite guard.

I assume that the author of this image was serious about these points, because that makes me laugh.

>detox
>speed up healing
Sounds like spells from fantasy games.

>t. warm-blood internet defence force
haha lmao :^)

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