Why do they sound like they have throat cancer?

literally first time I've made this thread

This is now a Despacito thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Ru2rUXKk0ps

gebaseerd
cringe

Why does she pronounce the r's like Americans?

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Why do you sound like a monkey?

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Dutch can have any R.

But standard Dutch has a rolling R in the front and middle of the word.
And an American R at the end of the word.

Weird, I had never noticed it before. We also have accents with those kinds of Rs here.

Nederland!

In Leiden they have an accent that's basically American. It's a horrible accent, but pretty funny.

The caller in this YouTube video has it.

youtube.com/watch?v=jjdOm0VJXyk

>But standard Dutch has a rolling R in the front and middle of the word.
>And an American R at the end of the word.
This is informative, thanks.
This may be a retarded question but how to know when V is supposed to be pronounced like F sound or V sound?

Walgelijk

Its funny how they mixed english and german. Dank u lmao

Interesting, I can read that text somewhat.
>Opsie, wopsie! The train is stuck,
This part is assumption
>We will work hard to make the service better in the future.
Don't know how close I got.

That isn't real Dutch

Oh, nevermind then.

Oopsie woospie! the train is stuckie wuckie! We are working vewy hard to fix (make) it mby you can beter (go) bwiking owo

Stuk actually broken. Not stuck.

because they literally have cancer from smoking so many cigarettes

It's always pronounced as a v. Only retarded Dutchies turn it in an f sometimes.

I see, I got quite close.

Wrong country

First Americans came from Leiden

northern dutch dialects tend to make f's out of every v, conservative dialects pronounce v's like v's and f's like f's

Broodje Haring is good

i heard people speaking dutch and it sounds disgusting like choking dog. much much worse than mandarin which isnt even bad sounding

why do mandarin speakers always sound like they are yelling
they always sound mad

I'm learning Dutch and it is a beautiful language
Mandarin sounds terrible. It's like "hwoh whawh chong cheong mang"

bbecause we are alpha male

Ooga-booga, go back to the favelas, you're drunk

Mandarin sounds like shit though (but not as bad as Dutch)

youtube.com/watch?v=14M13Y1t4zw

Who the fuck watches this kind of cringy KANKER? Brazilian zoomers? Thanks for giving me KANKER. Tering aap.

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wat does kanker meenen?

Cancer :(

Jeroen Krabbe speaks well.

You think we pronounce R one way?

we do

Spotted le Anglo Canadian.

yes

R in american way is throat R, or not?
Also, I literally don't roll R, being native in Russian. I can do it, but will have an accent.
In Polish I can roll R.

>Also, I literally don't roll R, being native in Russian.
Doesn't that make you stand out?