>be me
>get pregnant
>force my boyfriend to marry me
>on the night after the wedding we have sex for the first time
>his penis is extremely small
>after laughing about it on snapchat i go and get a divorce
>tfw get full custody and he has to pay me a shitload of money
does this happen in your cunt?
I can't wait for robots to replace w*men
nice fanfic, Anders
Thots gets patrolled here
Fucking roasties
Such a short marriage would definitely not entitle either partner to alimony, no. Since the kid is presumably not his she would obviously get full custody though
we were married for 20 years. it was a very small penis so there was a lot to laugh about
>does this happen in your cunt?
yes, the wife also gets about 50% of stuff they worked ""together"" for, like flats and cars
Based Finland
no,the wife cannot get a divorce unless she has a good reason and even then it takes three months and she has to return the mahr the husband gave her when he married her if she does get the divorce
Based
oh and no,she does not get 50 percent of the husbands wealth.
>>force my boyfriend to marry me
how does that step work if he knows the kid isn't his or doesn't know the kid exists at all?
You incel is showing OP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DONT MAKE POSTS LIKE THIS WHY COULDNT I BE BORN AT THE TIME OF ROBOWAIFUS
I have a brilliant plan involving this, I just need to find a suitably twisted woman.
>Take woman (any woman, but preferably filthy rich or with lots of relatives) and ask to marry her
>Invite fucking everyone (E V E R Y O N E) to the wedding
>Keep it traditional, let the families pay for everything
>Beforehand, sign prenups stating that you're to keep everything you had before marriage
>Write wedding gift lists with lots of neat stuff
>Have the wedding
>Wait a few months
>Divorce
>Split our sweet loot from the wedding
>Part amicably
>Repeat a few years later, maybe with a different girl
So to sum up
>You get lots of cool stuff including a fucking sweet gold ring, like Frodo
>People host a kickass party where you're the guest of honour
>Get to make lots of new friends
>Have something to talk about for weeks later ("Yeah, we parted on good terms bla bla bla")
>Give off the appearance of being a real grownup
>Get to consensually kiss an actual physical girl
Yes.
We divorce the wife's head from her body.
Based and thotpilled
>Keep it traditional, let the families pay for everything
that will probably only happen once. nobody gives a damn about someone getting married additional times.
In the Netherlands women stopped getting half your shit when you marry by default.
Having a prenuptial agreement is the legal standard.
so your plan is to find women who will piss off their family and friends with the only benefit being a few toasters and coffee makers they can sell on ebay?
and you think that is brilliant?