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this bruhhh edition

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Sweden > Denmark

Terrible edition

rekt

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Just join the military and retire at 40 bro

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youtube.com/watch?v=wJ2wq1AT7xQ

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Fuck you ((((((((((denmark))))))))))

based

Imagine not having the swede filtered

>filtering
actual reddit meme

Today I had a dream about taking a subway train to Canada. I remember being on a train going towards somewhere, I was standing with a black Swiss backpack besides my leg. After the train stopped, everyone got off and took their belonging with them, it seems that I've reached the last or only stop. When I got out I was amazed at how different the subway station looked, it seemed advanced for some reason, all I remember is that it was very clean and modern. I asked one of the employees at the station where I was and they said Canada.

I was excited and asked if it's always snowing in Canada, but I don't remember getting a response back. I went up the stairs and I was shocked at how similar it looked to my Downtown area, except everything was more modern and clean, almost futuristic. I had a photograph with me for some reason of what the actual area looked and the difference was astounding. I kept thinking that Canada is USA but much cleaner. Afterwards my dream transitioned into an unrelated event. It sure was weird experiencing something so real.

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Cut it tomorrow.

Having myself a BIG glass of Fanta exotic

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baased

fucc u

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>pop

I want to fuck that white girl bouncing a ball in the background

fuck damn i thought today was the second
a g h

I'll go somewhere tomorrow either the local barber or sportsclips if they're still closed

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>drinking the carbonated jew
>ever

>unironically saying pop

the fuck is "pop"

January 1st always feels like January 2nd

Well it ain't "soda"

>pop

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Feels VERY weird to have a girl who wants to talk to me

Sodiepop is the only true answer.

läskeblask>american names

it's coke

Indie pop is cozy:
youtu.be/d2cauIESM8c

Me? I say soda

This is coke

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sweat

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Make Coca Cola with coke again desu

Why do posts take so long to show up, and why has it been this way for weeks

Stop drinking soda fuckers

>tihi im gay look at me tihi
>omg you guys im soooooo gayyy tihi
cringe

cokes

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Hiro spilled Dr Pepper on the servers again

watching bird box AGAIN

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Gook moved the servers to china, thanks for your patronage

hörde shmörde dönörght sverde frösting gur bork bork bork!

based, best post that you have made

>tihi
what did he mean by this

Uh guys
The girl from tinder is asking me for more pictures

more like Dr Pecker haha

fuck off back to /dixie/

Sincerely hope this post isn't directed to my future wife

thank you thank you, check in later for some more based posts
its that laugh annoying women make

Like to lurk /mämmi/ desu

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just woke up

teehee?

Don't like /dixie/ too many retards and even more useless euros than here

retard

Lit night?

>eyy pasame una SODA compa

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Me? I went to sleep at 3 AM and woke up at 7 AM

love food
simple as

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mexibros can i get some spanish words for my tinder? I can post qt girls

Estoy mentalmente enfermo, no me hables

I'd rather eat less and be attractive than eat a shit load and be ugly

Did Tramone ever get a mexigirl to respond or is he dead now?

do you want some chocolate?

based

No she's ignoring him
Meanwhile Tinderchad is on his fourth girl this week

yes. give it to me.

Suburb or city?

>getting ignored again
How long until he tries to become a /cuteboy/

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>chocolate
feminine
>chips
manly af

Very excited for the NFL playoffs desu

Love the convenience of the city but hate the people, think I'm gonna save up money and go be a neet in like wyoming or something

My sweater isn't completely dry bros
I'm fucking cold

it'll dry soon friend

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just turn on the heat faggot

Already took it out of the drier, didn't check very well to see if it was actually dry

How about Alaska?

It's just gonna be pats vs saints

Meant to say dryer but I'm a phoneposter and fucked up
Too cold
Too expensive

>tfw you will never be rich and own a cozy cabin in the foothills of the Tetons

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Nope
Ravens vs Saints

Alaska is for pussies

24/7 cold and expensive

Warriors vs Pats in a game of cricket
Who wins?

I wonder what the odds on a prop bet for "rogue asteroid prematurely ends the game" is

>warriors
>Pats
KEK

Anyone want to play LawBreakers with me?

No idea, but I'm sure it could be done

30 year old boomers who would be the only people to watch that garbage

>watching streetshitterball

>LawBreakers

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cliffyb doesn't deserve this kind of treatment have some respect for a legend of the industry

just made myself a toasty butter sandwich
how is everyone today?

drunk again ))

ate 2 oranges as my first food of the year, frens

Don't have to be rich for that
Buy a plot of land and build a small cabin yourself

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I want to live there and not need to work

bitch niggas

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Come on bros
Lets....BREAK THE LAW!

lonely, simple as

Thoughts on my city's city hall?
Personally believe it's a disgusting monstrosity

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