Why don't you have a mommy gf yet, Jow Forums?

Why don't you have a mommy gf yet, Jow Forums?

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Is this man Jordi irl?

>there are HKVs out there when this literal retard has a pretty cute gf
lmao

me on the left

torbe has to sign this couple mannnn ahahaha

She's not even ugly, what does she see in this ugly retard? Is this some sort of fetish or American women are this nice?

maybe he has money

>what does she see in this ugly retard?
his confidence

I fell for the BRAP meme and sniffed a girl's butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now.
Help.
I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other women since it happened.
I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.

who is torbe
i sometimes see him on porn
is it that fat guy with those gross crooked teeth?

>his confidence
whaaat?
Im fat and ugly but if I have confidence I'll get american white qts? Im packing my bags right now

Yes, but the teeth are fake for one of the characters that he does. His teeth are normal, he is just a fat sweaty Spaniard and is terrible at sex but manages to convince some of the hottest girls to get fucked him and some of the hottest ones even allow him to cum inside. Money really is everything.

Bro, HOW WOULD HE HAVE MONEY?

I've been researching these two since I made this thread.
>they've been together for about 3 years
>she is 23
>they live together
>he has a brother
>he has a non-profit charity

How would he be rich? I imagine all his money is going into hospital bills.
Wtf is going on guys?

So if his parents are rich, that should not matter because he will die before them!

There is literally no way that he is rich enough for her to be with him just for money.

WTF IS GOING ON?

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he's also funny

Kek, you're only supposed to lick ass after she showers bro and most people don't even clean their assholes properly. If it's properly cleaned it smells like nothing.

to feel like they are a good person

How do you know that? Do you know him irl?
Or deeper... are you the american qt?

I've seen documentaries about these women who like these defective guys here in Brazil, but the women were all ugly. The girl in OP's video is almost hot, definitely pretty, could easily get an attractive Chad.

maybe she's asexual

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shes probably of swedish stock

Hes the luckiest man in the world

i am reading through her instagram and she calls herself "lucky" "luckiest girl" i am fucking freaking out right now

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>I fell for the BRAP meme and sniffed a girl's butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now.

Well, one retard has been (potentially) removed from the gene pool.

A men would never date a wheel chaired freak, that's why women are superior to men, because theu see the heart of people, while men only see the looks

THICC

The ass is fat bros and that wheelchair freak can't enjoy it.

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don't he have a penis?

if not would u guys reckon she cheats on him?

however women have nothing else to offer than their bodies because they have no personality

men can have both looks and personality but in this case we have to rule out looks

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They talk about the kissing stuff they never kiss on camera here they say its because its awkward then she kisses him on the cheek a lot. Is it fake? But what is the point? They were together for 2 years before they started the channel. Though it was a long-term relationship then. They started the channel when they moved together. Please fellas I am not understanding this at all
Why would she spend so much time with this guy? Pretend to love him for what? Help him with his stretches and all that weird retard stuff? Please fellas this is killing me

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they kiss in the cuddling video

We got a dark deep history right here boys

>American women will feel attracted to this

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WTF

Is there a possibility that this is some sort of fetish thing for her?

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look at this body

please copy and paste the link it should start some minutes into the video

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS
fuck this gay earth

it's the same as adopting children from poor countries. it's all virtue signalling. it can't feel that good in the long run. in the end they hurt themselves and the other

this is absolute bullshit how is that possible

im currently watching their 20minute q&a part one and they both said they want to start a family.
he can't get his dick hard though, can he?

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>they have no personality
More personality than the "my life it'a all about trying to get sex and football" men ogres

Obviously a fetish. She probably likes taking care and feeding someone who's completely dependent on her, it's sorta like a baby fetish like those girls who want to have babies at all costs, except this baby will never grow and escape from under her wing.

She's obviously not attracted to him even though that's what she tries to imply. It goes against our biology to feel attraction or want to reproduce with someone like him, i know it sounds harsh, dehumanizing and maybe even butthurt from my part because he has a qt gf and i don't, but it's the reality. That's why women seek tall Chads, because from a biological standpoint it's the ideal option.

That's gotta be the explanation. Yeah. it has to be a caretaker fetish thing. She likes babies, she wants a family. That has to be it. It's the only thing we have left

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test

this thread makes me want to kill myself

You cucks would be a lot more content if you stopped comparing yourself incessantly to fringe cases. I say this also as a KV.

we just want a gf

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He has a great personality?

its not fair!

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whatever! he speaks like a retard and his jokes are not that fucking funny!

Ok calm down, Pekka, wait a few minutes, I'll watch a video. I'll judge how funny his jokes are and I'll reply back to you

Which one of you was this?

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lmaooo

>6:24
Jesus

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He has a positive personality and his jokes are funny. Here is an example

They were in London and in a gift shop. Disabled man says he has finally found the souvenir he wants to take back home
Camera pans to a giant crystal vase
Haha, it is a very very expensive heirloom, that is not a souvenir!

Generally he is upbeat and positive too, he is pleasant to be friends with

what

Kek, loser

When cuddling with guys you don't have to worry about squishing boobs.

Remember that this fat fuck had a woman cheat on her husband to be with him. Even Boogie had a wife for many years while he was poor and on disability.

The woman in OP is clearly mentally ill and you wouldn't want to have sex or a relationship with her anyway.

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maybe she's just a genuinely nice person? ever think of that Jow Forums?

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Do you not understand that joke, ok I'll tell another one of his jokes

In London theater, the disabled seats are on private balconies, even though they cost the same as regular tickets, which are on the general floor, not private balconies.
He says every disabled person in London is a VIP. Haha, that's kind of funny

I unironically think it's either for the social media points, some fetish, or a combination of both.

note how the vids posted here have a disproportionate focus on body exhbitionism - especially showing off the girl (her legs, her feet, her tits, etc.) from weird camera angles. this supports the fetish interpretation.

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>that bit of footfagism
nice

Trips checked and she probably is, but there's some reason to consider she may have some issues eg she went looking for him with the purpose of starting a relationship which isn't exactly rational behaviour however great his online persona may appear. most women aren't looking for a relationship in which they get to change their partner's diapers and work as a live in nurse. She's also expressed she loves his body which is stretching the whole loving someone for their soul gimmick, particularly for someone conventionally attractive that does take care to remain fit herself and wears somehwat heavy makeup.

In all likelyhood she is pretty nice and completely harmless, and probably otherwise well adjusted, but there's definitively something unusual going on in that mind of hers.

Because women are mentally ill masochistic sluts that enjoy disgusting stuff for the sake of perversion, she could as well derive pleasure from feeling ''pathetic'' in a relationship with a guy like that, that is how masochistic women can be
On the other hand the guy could genuinely be nice and she could've found his courage to approach her as cute and think of him as unique
Or the parents secretly hired and regularly pay her to make the last few years of his life bearable

>attractive woman (female)
>genuinely nice person

Fuck, they're like shiny Pokemon. Just not worth the effort of looking for.

Proof for everyman there is 4 women. God is always right

>she's just nice
>to the point of wanting to have a relationship with someone who she has to wipe his ass everyday, feed him and carry him around everywhere and he can't even please her in any meaningful way

Niceness has limits. Of course she's like a real life angel, but we know girls like her are like one in a million and therefore an abnormality. And i'm sure Americans are nicer than average, because here in Brazil she would just get mocked and bullied constantly to the point of going insane.

> Or his the parents secretly hired and regularly pay her to make the last few years of his life bearable
That's very nice parents, I wish mine would do that

alright, after looking up the channel, it's obvious that this is some ASMR shit.

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She probably has a disabled fœtus man fetish

bump for explanations, it's beyond my mind

they might be evangelicals or something.

I'm sure there are lots of girls out there who are equally kind and qt, probably 85% of girls are like this

you are only focusing on thots and single moms on 4channel

>probably 85% of girls are like this

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>probably 85% of girls are like this

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Theyve been together for like 3 years and she didnt have any social media until less than a year ago

okay, then they're definitely evangelicals.

did your gf break up with you? why is it so hard for you to believe kind, altruistic, sociable, pretty girls exist

Tfw no giantess gf

Its illegal to pay your partner to be tour caretaker in minnesota as they explained in the q&a

Well she just has some mental issues. We cant see past social media though so we dont know how severe her problems are

Only religious thing I've found is one post on his dads instagram

That explains why he wasnt aborted but not why she is with him

Im trying to sleep btw but this thing is killing me so i cant and im now phoneposting

just bee urself bro. it's easy :)

nitro dubs needs to swag this dude out

evangelicals preach conditionless love and tolerance towards everyone who isn't gay or palestinian.

I remember this, this guy was on the news a few months ago. A waitress thought this guy was a toddler. This got them a lot of attention and that's why they started vblogging in earnest

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this is bizarre. he's obviously witty and has good personality, but I wonder if women would date a guy with a mental deficiency? do such women exist?

I have your answer, Finnbro, you can go to sleep now. They're all hardcore Christians, this guy can recite Bible verses, and the girl and her mother know these verses too

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I think there's this social aspect to it as well. Imagine the backlash she would receive if she decided to break up. Now everyone's praising her and as we know, women crave group acceptance more than anything.

holy fuck, they're engaged, they're going to get married soon. And they're going to Youtube their wedding

But that doesn't explain it either. Religion solely can't be the reason for her to be devoted to such man for the rest of her life. It just can't. She has to be attracted to him somehow, and there could be some social pressure.

just be disabled bro

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omg, listen to the Q and A

their goal is to get married and have lots and lots and lots of babies
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their babies will be beautiful

This woman must be the most altruistic human to ever walk on earth. An actual Angel.

Thanks bro,i'm just breaking my legs now

Can he jerk off? If he can't use his arms but still get a boner think how much backed up mongo jizz he had in him till he met her

This is called an inter-disabled relationship. Do you post pictures of inter-racial couples and fawn and worship the woman for dating a negro or spic or chang?

holy crap, this woman is planning on going to law school after she finishes her bachelors degree

Those two things are obviously not comparable. What the fuck you're on about?