Why do people think they have good food?
People in France commonly eat PLAIN pasta or PLAIN couscous as a meal, of course preceded by bread. Even rich people who can afford cheese. And they can't handle ANY hot spices. Even when they make a proper meal, they don't properly salt or season it. They are the epitome of "plain white people"--except of course they're not white, they're MED/arab mutts.
>check flags
>leave the thread
excellent map, now add corsica
shut up mutt
It's called a Michelin starred restaurant, you culture-less mutt loser.
What idiot has such a low opinion of southern France?
That black of a color is not invented yet.
Southern France is only good because their coastal cities are full of rich northerners(the bourgeoisie) who use the place as a large tourist resort.
>north france
>white
come on now...
It's a /fr/ meme that takes its roots in something Celine, a controversial (based and redpilled) french writer once said.
Celine was actually right though
lange docs vs lange dors
la corsica e italiano
Langue d'oc vs langue d'oïl?
Same thing but with a load of daft French punctuation on it but yes.
Chocolatine
>Even rich people who can afford cheese
What?
Everyone can afford cheese.
Maybe black people need special cheese.
Triggered
the south is literally no different than the rest of the country and i don't know why people keep pushing this meme
the north is just as med looking as the south
nordoids wish they were germs for some reason
t. actual nordoid
nothing you said is true
t. southron
>for some reason
Franks were not German
>PLAIN
Plain doesn't mean bad. I would prefer simple and humble food as everyday meal than over spicy/sweet and over calories artifical mixture.
I can trace my line of ancestors back to Charlemagne himself
>the north is just as med looking as the south
No don't exaggerate.
By the way, the thread wasn't about that, the author is a black who try to push the meme that black people cook better than white people.
I'm afraid all the French flags retard didn't even notice that.
Punctuation helps with pronunciation, you should (really) try it
It is said than most of the French can do like you so don't brag about it.
BASED varg defending his nordic brethren in france
You know who made those videos fucking retard?
It's Arabs.
These cunts try to push same meme from Russia
Like Russians transform from Finngolians in North to Turks in South
i've been to southern france 3 times and people there generally do look slightly italian/spanish. that's not to say lots of them don't look northern european but so do lots of spaniards and italians. people in northern france in normany and britanny etc generally look exactly like english or german people. i'm not saying it's a bad thing it's natural but it's the way it is
This vid is unironically hilarious, fucking saved
fucking based
Me on the bottom
Based? Yes. Redpilled? Yes.
you're 100% right
southerners are occitans, a separate, southern european ethnic group that we conquered and assimilated
true french people are actually northwestern european
>tfw not a Frenchie's bottom bf
but id like to add to this post that tanned southern french/italian/spaniards are just as european as english or german. you dont have to have blue eyes and blonde hair to be a european. being "white" is meaningless. italy was one of the foundations of modern european civilisation
>italians
Nigger lol
meanwhile in germany
>Russians Welshman
Stop memeing Ahmed, this distance is 5 magnitudes greater
we really need to annex saarland
what about french guiana
We really need to annex Belarus
>Tfw half my genetics come from la creatura France
>People ask me if I'm Mexican or Turkish
I bet you're cute
I always wondered where he got the results from Saarland specifically as I cant find anything on it. But just from looking at people we are peak mutts, some could pass in Italy and some in Sweden
russians are a strange group. i honestly believe russians generally arent as intelligent as western europeans on average. yet russia seems for every 10 idiots to have 1 genius. there seems to be a much wider range in the population.
come home frenchman
>some could pass in Italy and some in Sweden
Literally France (and Britain, and Germany and most northwestern Europe)
TAUREAU FRANçAIS
Well we know what Benjamin Franklin thought of Germans.
SWARTHY.
>arabs/berbers/etc never invaded france
>southern french people still look like them
im starting to think people living in the same area look similar and that they aren't rapebabies...
What's wrong with plain pasta? Just put some oil and parmesan. It's more common among kids here
Shut the fuck up
Am I peak castillian
Same. Although I'm at least blue-eyed and look Dutch.
>saarland
don't fucking remind me bros
:(
russia could probably be a rich first world country if you managed to have a good government for the first time in your history. from tsars to communists to corrupt thieves. are russians allergic to non corrupt leaders?
>arabs/berbers/etc never invaded france
they did but were defeated by a frenchman(pic related)
>>People ask me if I'm Mexican or Turkish
Nigger, it's the other half that's Mexican and Turkish
My genetics are all weird, I look nothing like the native Dutch people and people automatically assume I don't even speak Dutch, I look incredibly Mediterranean but my eyes are blue.
My skin is a little darker and my hair is pitchblack just like many southern Frenchies.
What says is very true, I visited family in the south every year and one of the things I quickly noticed was how Mediterranean people look in the south compared to the north.
All European countries are several different tribes assimilated into bigger tribes, especially France is a melting pot of celtic and germanic tribes who were assimilated into one bigger culture.
>When Napoleon was defeated, dethroned, and exiled for the second time in the summer of 1815, Ney was arrested on 3 August 1815. After a court-martial decided in November that it did not have jurisdiction, he was tried on 4 December 1815 for treason by the Chamber of Peers. In order to save Ney's life, his lawyer Dupin declared that Ney was now Prussian and could not be judged by a French court for treason as Ney's hometown of Sarrelouis had been annexed by Prussia according to the Treaty of Paris of 1815. Ney ruined his lawyer's effort by interrupting him and stating: "Je suis Français et je resterai Français!" (I am French and I will remain French).[15] When the Peers were called to give their verdict, a hundred and thirty-seven voted for the death penalty, seventeen for deportation and five abstained. Only a single vote, that of the duc de Broglie, was for acquittal.[16]
>On 6 December 1815, he was condemned, and on 7 December 1815 he was executed by firing squad in Paris near the Luxembourg Garden. He refused to wear a blindfold and was allowed the right to give the order to fire, reportedly saying:
>Soldiers, when I give the command to fire, fire straight at my heart. Wait for the order. It will be my last to you. I protest against my condemnation. I have fought a hundred battles for France, and not one against her ... Soldiers, fire![17]
>Ney's execution deeply divided the French public. It was an example intended for Napoleon's other marshals and generals,[citation needed] many of whom were eventually exonerated by the Bourbon monarchy. Ney was buried in Paris at Père Lachaise Cemetery.
I know IQ is a very unreliable way of determining intelligence, but why would eastern Russians be dimmer than western Russian, when the former are based frontiermen like kiwis and the latter are yuro stay-at-home sissies?
all of you french fags deserved shooting for trying to challenge the power of glorious angleterre XD
Half of the people here are drooling imbeciles. That's how we get this average number in the range from 90 to 105. Nine idiots and one poor sod with 130+.
>>Soldiers, when I give the command to fire, fire straight at my heart. Wait for the order. It will be my last to you. I protest against my condemnation. I have fought a hundred battles for France, and not one against her ... Soldiers, fire![17]
Those aren't exactly Russians who drop IQ there
...also Far East was filled with Ukrainians
Is it like East Asian vs European IQ, when Koreans and Japanese have higher intelligence but lower creativity than Europeans?
Un vrai homme putain, complètement basé.
Is French ancestry common in the Netherlands?
The leader can't change magically the people.
Some Tsars have a pretty great reputation.
I feel more that they are like Asians in some way, very brutal in their academic approach but not as much creativity as westerners.
South-Eastern Frenchs have Italic and Greek admixture and South-Western ones Iberian, but they are still largely Franco-Gallic in terms of genetics
Russians are just russians desu, neither europeans nor asian, something beyond
The south-east has slightly lower IQ than the more native north-east though. Aren't Ukrainians Slavic like ethnic Russians?
I bet Saarlouis is also french like Straßburg, good riddance. He did it for ideals.
Un vrai héros, mais malheureusement loin d'être l'un des meilleurs généraux de Napoléon. Cet honneur revient à Davout et à Lannes.
Ukrainians are a little gypsies
Russia had people like Tchaikovsky, so they must have creative geniuses.
To be fair the Japanese has many creative people as shown by their culture and entertainment, so they are an exception to the east asian = uncreative generalisation.
The ethnic Ukrainian actress of Lagertha in Vikings doesn't look like a little gypsie at all, she looks northern European.
youtube.com
the med french bull
There's some British and French ancestry, mostly because the Netherlands had an influx of immigrants from those country for our economic growth and religious freedom.
Also France occupied the Netherlands for quite some time, and the Netherlands was a place where you could avoid Napoleonic conscription, so we had a bunch of those living here.
This user is the only other person I know with French ancestry tho, it's strangely lonely to be a Dutch-Frenchie, especially when they call you names in elemtentary/hs/uni such as baguette or croissant.
I do score by pretending to be an expat tho, but it feels kind of wrong putting up a bad accent just because it works.
I have absolutely zero non-European genetics by the way and I'm only 35% Celt.
F
This guy actually looks zero French
People on the streets would guess him straight as Southern Italian or Greek here in Germany
>XD
Kill yourself.
We're pretty much from the same genetic stock.
The better question is "Gallic blood is common is France?". The Netherlands and Flanders is the true France, because the Dutch language is the sole descendant of the Frankish language spoken by Karel the Grote.
Therefore, The Netherlands' real name is FRANCE, and yours is GAUL.
>elemtentary/hs/uni such as baguette or croissant.
Are dutch people so childish? here nobody would care
This is what a PURE frenchman looks like
mirror.co.uk
In World War 2 British troops flew to occupied France to get garlic for the French here since we didn't have it. A French girl I was talking to at a party about this asked me what English people would want if we were in France, and I had no idea. What would you ask for?
>half-Portuguese
>has a mongrel complex because his French father is apparently blonde and blue eyed
She looks what she is, Eastern European, anthrotard fantasies are really tiresome
Ukrainians have ancestry from Armenoid Cucuteni-Trypillia culture
My mom is 20% nordic and my dad NORMAN therefore NOT FRENCH
He said he looks like a Turk or Mexican so he's just bullied for that.
If he were white nobody would give a shit except for ethnicity-based banter.
>implying
I knew a guy named "Boulanger" in elementary school and people mocked him for it.
Surnames that denote an occupation like "Leclerc" are very common and no one would have batted an eye, but "Boulanger" was too straightforward apparently
Must have been my experience, but it has definitely been something I was extensively bullied with in school.
I do look incredibly foreign so I kind of get it.
Entirely European, clean split.
Post a pic
No judge
You cant be browner than me since I am a mutt portuguese subhuman
i have a nose like this and people used to call me "jew" at school even though i am 100 percent english and have no jewish ancestry. and noses like this are common here. a few other kids had them and none of us were jewish. i think kids are just looking for reasons to be cruel
She doesn't look anything like a gypsy though.