/brit/

Literal female in the last thread defending small tits haha lol

Also tits expand during pregnancy but only half a cup size so the difference is a marginal one at that

pretty shit tee bee aitch
expected better from you doug

Yeah mate used to be a period where I'd have to get shitfaced to pull but I'm alright now. I prefer having sex sober anyway

youtu.be/cCIhpLpXPzU

>the pole reads reddit
ah yes explains so much

When i went to shanghai i left a week early haha absolute shithole
Spent an hour on WeChat talking about what a dump it is and how much i despise chinks, probably on an organ donor list there now

i belive flat chested girl rather than a man who wanted to fuck her

just found out what a "pep rally" is
hate yanks

Fuck you cunt it's a quality post

>yeah mate BUT can you roll?
"yeah"
*face drops immediately*

Daily reminder the Queens a dirty slag who rams the flag

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oh god...
p-please l-let me s-stay
n-n.....
NIGGER

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my confidence around women increases a thousand fold when i'm drunk but i also much prefer sober sex

Actually it varies, I knew a girl who grew three cup sizes.

fucking hate doug the cringelord virgin freak
fuck off go away

you don't understand how awkward and painful it is to sit through them live

I usually like your posts, especially the food ones
don't feel too bad

*takes a big steamy shit in the toilet, blocking it completely*
You know what to do Wladyslaw.

Her head is too big for her narrow body

anyone here actually unironically use twitter

One of the best posters here 2bqh.

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i hope you went to places other than shanghai if you've paid all that money for a flight ticket and visa for china
i did shanghai in a day when i was living over there and it was a great modern city, but there wasn't much to do
shenzhen was worse, super modern and clean but other than the museum that was it

Thats probably because she put on a shit load of weight. Nice anecdotal story btw doesnt disprove my point at all that small tits are genetically unhealthy

>women
>honest
lmao

>You know what to do Wladyslaw.
yeah call for some brit to clean it up

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from pornstars i know (of), that's not always true

Fat cow tits are disgusting to touch, see and grab
Small tits are underdeveloped
C-D range is honestly the patrician range

emma watson if youre reading this i wanna let you know you peaked in first harry potter

Wish murder was legal

some proper choons on the inbetweeners

first shit of the new year had a blue/green tinge to it

youtube.com/watch?v=VWHd3S1mgL8

Most of them have tit implants though, you rarely see porn actresses with small tits anyway

AwROOOO!!! AROOOO!!

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I'm just a Pakistani bloke in a dress

nah that anri okita and the strawberry blonde one who wasn't a pornstar but did lewd cam stuff and was already a bit of a heffer
after her kids she ballooned like mad

>This post violates United Kingdom law

what is it? I've heard the term many times before but have no clue

What food ones?

Ah yes a woman as you can clearly see from my fucked up early 2000s Avril Lavigne middle school girls outfit

If it was you'd be dead already.

where you post your morning sandwiches

Well thats the weight gain probably adding to her tit size

On average its half a cup size mate stop arguing the toss

corrrr look at that vascular neck

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y5pdgyOzJtE

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEHEEEEE
I FEEL HARDCORE
YEEEEHEEEEAAAAAA
YEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE
ALWAYS HARDCORE

business idea : britain should wage a long protracted peoples war against the bourgeoisie elite

I estimate that's she's 27.

why is this common with a lot of trannies and crossdressers?

Don't have that job any more x

attending a poop rally

why is so much of /tv/ about british stuff

Some of the guitar riffs in Sid Vicious' songs are absolutely unreal considering his music was from the 60s

The year is 2007, you've finished your homework for the week. Mika - 'Grace Kelly' is playing on your iPod, and you've just been let back into the house after telling your mum to piss off...life is good.

Secret nonces mate, the lot of them

That sounds like the opposite of a business idea.

Because they are high-T AGP males, hence why most were Navy SEALs and computer engineers despite "always knowing" that they were female

EXCUSE ME SIR, IT'S MAAM

>6 generals in the catalog

kek

accellerated graphics port? agp?

here there are occasions where big groups of students congregate in the school gymnasium and get loud with a hypeman on the mic, and basically act like sports fans but for the school

For me its: Londonderry.

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Do Americans refer to their transgender dads as ma'am?

based

Sounds like a /brit/ addiction

sue

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Made an image lads

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have all of those but dont watch p*rn (aka the devil's videos)

shut up scooter its not 2004 anymore nobody cares about your shitty music

this is just a deeper manifestation of what happens to humans in the digital age
we weren't meant to sit on our arses and stare at a monitor for hours at a time

ooh massa may i play pst some cat vids oooh sweet massa?

why does moni grope children lads

Sex with a girl?
No i have video games to play

There was someone on /brit/ who posted something about him releasing an EP on Jan 2nd iirc but I forgot the name of what he said and cant find it cause the archive is down lol :(

>lol :(

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We werent meant to eat until fat either or fly on planes you daft cunt

trannies tend to do that
maybe he wants to showe one up his asshole and then shit him out to simulate giving birth

grace kelly and mika remind me of when maddie mccan went missing
was around the same time

me likey cat

that sounds gay as fuck

>want to confess something about a sexual exploit on NY but my flag makes me not anonymous
Great idea.

I fell for the BRAP meme and sniffed a girl's butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now.
Help.
I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other women since it happened.
I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.

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anxious about something but can't remember what

youtu.be/xQ49jtlz_3I
dont care

fucking hell rorke we're just over 24 hours in to this year and you're already going off on one
could you PLEASE give it a rest?

nobody cares if you're from russia
and certainly nobody that knows you posts here

Smells like shit

mmmm very good