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does pasta in other countries taste like shit from your perspective ?

Why pasta is so long? Im tired of breaking it in halves every time because they dont fit into a bowl

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you haven't answered any questions you lying eyetie dickhead

Why do Italians do this?
youtube.com/watch?v=DuPi7bJhavM

>creates AMA thread
>doesn't answer to questions
a thread died for this!

Are you a pasta or risotto/polenta Italian

Also respond to the questions you shithead

how big is your dick?

Answer questions

Rrrreeeeeeeeerr

how can I known were my nona was from? I want italian passport, and she died years ago

daily reminder that Italians are all wankers and this thread proves it

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I didn't noticed a constant bullying

No because that's fake

All of them but if you want some suggetions after the classic Roma, Venezia, Firenze, I think you should try Trieste

Same as before
Salvini is actually better than expected, because we expected something Trump tier, still bad
DiMaio and the Movimento 5 stelle are worse

Shut up and go to play Islam Simulator 3

North
Usually doesn't go under -10 but I have experienced -25 once
Now I think it's -2

Sure it's the best, only brainlets think otherwise

respond question you peperonigger

Are there any simple pasta recipes involving eggs besides carbonara?

Post a pic of your hand so I can see how brown you are

Ci va il grana sulla pasta con il tonno?

Everything belongs to pizza if you are a degenerate barbarian

Who?

Never tried pasta outside Italy

Just put the pasta into the bowl without breaking it, after few seconds it starts to flex and you can push it under the water

I did!

It's fun

I'm watching X-Files, give me time!

Does a 167cm Manley have a chance with an Italian woman fra

The spaghetti omelette

What's her surname?

I like all of them but pasta is heaven, risotto is awesome, polenta is only good

I don't have a dick but I want to know how big is yours

A FUCKING LEAF!

Put the surname here mappadeicognomi.it/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

More than 10 for sure

No

NO TU BRUTTO DEGENERATO! COME PUOI SOLO PENSARE UNA COSA DEL GENERE?

Sure my dear chink friend, we don't care soo much about height, it's an anglo thing

Know anyone personally in the Italian Mafia?

Dickless faggot

I'm italian swiss and yes. It's often overcooked or the sauce its strange. Sometimes its ok though

ask you parents you amerindian retard

>spaghetti omelette
>more than 10

what

How hard it is to find a cute pure girl? In brazil most of them are roasties that love money.
Is life in italy cool and relaxing as it seems?

What happened to your dick?

How do I get a girl Italian man?

is pasta like your national food, like a burger or hot dog in 'merica?

Italy has thousands of way of cooking pasta kek

then give some recipes that fucking involve fucking eggs instead of being vague

We eat it almost everyday

>mom's last name is from campania apparently

Interesting

Do you visit Jow Forums?

lolno

pls love

Some example
sempliceveloce.it/2013/02/02/pasta-cipolla-e-uova.htm
ricette.donnamoderna.com/spaghetti-con-uovo-e-formaggio
ricette.giallozafferano.it/Pasta-cacio-e-ova.html

How much pure?
I think Brazilians are relaxed like us if not more

what's your favorite food that isn't pasta based?

How do you feel about Indians (aka Pajeets)?
Asking for a friend.

Why do you want them? ricette.giallozafferano.it/Paglia-e-fieno-con-asparagi-e-uova.html

Southern or Northern Italy?

Do you like (Indian-style) curry?

It's stuck in your ass

>girl Italian man
It's called trap
And since you want one in Italy it's called brazilian trap

Yes
The only difference that we are not brave enough to call american burgers "food"

No, Jow Forums is the worst thing Moot ever did

The risotto that my grandmother made me every friday for 15 years, absolutely sublime

Mixed feeling, they really have the dirty aura around them, but in general they seem friendly people

Every italian would tell you that isn't about north or south, it's yout town > the rest

Never tried, but curry it's spicy and I'm not a fan of spicy things

what's your town?

Not even...

wait for it....

"SPICY MEATBALLS"?

>No, Jow Forums is the worst thing Moot ever did
How?

OoOo, Rare!

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what do you mean?

Is there any race/ethnicity that you never PERSONALLY encountered while living in your part of Italy? If you traveled to another (Italian) city, that doesn't count.

It's a secret

I like meatballs but not spicy

He wanted a containment board but instead he created a plague that spreads everywhere

A lot of them, abbos, mongols, pacific islanders, eskimo, indios from amazonia, thin americans

pls, I won't tell anyone

also what party did you vote for

> Thin Americans

You can almost hear the "REEEEEE" from a distance.

Why would you describe them as a plague?

Good comeback. I deserved it for being rude.

Okay one last one question:
If you could travel to any other cunt, where would you like to go?

Oohhh, another rare.

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How the fuck is Slovakia rare?

You need to wait until the pot is at a full boil before adding the spaghetti. Do this and there's no reason to break it first.

*hug*

Didn't voted

And even if I hear it from a distance their belly could be close

Just watch how Jow Forums changed

San Marino because they have italian food
Not a fan of travels btw, never went outside Europe

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This: Allow me to show you what rare really means

>I don't have a dick but I want to know how big is yours
are you the infamous literal shit-posting Italian?

She will say no but don't be fooled; she's trying to spread the rumor that the video was fake after realizing that someone she knows irl might recognize her

w-what the fuck did I miss

>Just watch how Jow Forums changed
I'm too new

Same thing Texas asked what do italians think of latin america?

A girl from /ita/ posted a video of herself playing with her own shit and shouting /ita/ memes

what video user? i can surely tell if it's fake or not

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The one where she molds a pile of shit and calls it torre di Pisa

Already answered no because that thing comes from /ita/ and I don't post in generals

kek
Wait, there's also a video?

People now talk too much about skin color instead of culture

Latin America is pretty big, we can actually distinguish you
In general the opinion is not bad, I guess we feel more connected to countries where italians emigrated the most and where football is a religion like Brazil, Uruguay, Argentina
From Central America Cuba and Santo Domingo are by far the most liked

How do you feel about the pope? Do you see him as a bit Italian because his parents came from Sicily?

Is your wine better than our?

First Pope I really like, looks like a bro
His parents came from Piemonte btw

Some yes, some no, we are both good at making wine

SIGNORIIII

Oh that girl i didn't know there was a video

>
People now talk too much about skin color instead of culture
They are related

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can you stop pretending to be an old fag when you are clearly a newfag? it's really annoying

absolutely based, post the video if you have it please

Beppe Signori?

And this is why you are called Jow Forumstard

Posting on Jow Forums since 2012

what is the substitute for cafe espresso

I don't have it because shit makes my stomach turn but with some luck you can find someone on /ita/ who has a link

Sorry, I’ve read a wiki article about some other Italian Argentine and got it mixed up. You are from Piemonte as well. I remember talking with you years ago.

What do you mean?

Who was the other?
You have a good memory, I don't remember talking to you

I think it was René Favoloro, cardiac surgeon.

I don’t remember what was the topic of our conversation, though.

Whats your opinion on Germany and germans?

have you ever tried panettone?

Why are you interested in that guy? Do you study medicine?

I saw germans cutting spaghetti with fork and knife and then eat them with spoon, my heart skipped few beats

Yes, sure
But I like more pandoro

No, molecular biology. Sometimes I like to click through wikipedia and end up in unexpected places.

What keeps you up so late? It’s almost morning.

Please tell me as an Italian who was in the wrong here? I always argue about that with my dad.

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what is your favorite pasta?

Insomnia

The guy was a cunt and they overreacted, both wrong

Uhm, pasta al tonno (with tuna)