Ask a Southfag anything
Ask a Southfag anything
Jonathan Mitchell
Jason Butler
What city/town?
Camden Ward
what's the meaning of life?, what happens when we die?
Henry Jenkins
Why do Southerners like college football and NASCAR so much? And, conversely, why don't you guys like hockey or soccer?
Adrian Phillips
why do you hate black people?
Landon Kelly
Is it okay if I breed your women, with my Curry-Thunder cock?
Jacob Ross
I'm not OP but I grew up there too and always wondered these things. The college football thing especially is intense as fuck, and really bizarre. Where in America do people love soccer, though? The Sounders are fairly popular here in Seattle, at least within some segments, but most people still know fuckall about it, myself included.
Go Mariners though.
Sebastian Sanders
Little town about 100 miles outside of New Orleans. Population of around 10,000 maybe.
Life has many meanings. Philosophers and religious institutions trying to throw a blanket “sound bite” ( for lack of a better term ) around the whole of human existence seems very reductionist to me. I believe everyone finds their own meaning and works from there. As for what happens when we die, I have no idea
>Why do Southerners like college football and NASCAR so much?
I have never been heavily drawn to sports and such ( anthough i did play football from 6th to 10th grade to appease my father ) but, the rental consensus is that it’s simple and entertaining. It’s a way to have conversation, hang out with friends and family, and give each other hell ( in a kind way )
>And, conversely, why don't you guys like hockey or soccer?
Soccer is seen as a sport for pussies. As for hockey, some people like it, but it is much too warm here for hockey to get much appeal
I don’t, I hate LAZY black people. Which, as a given, is most of them
Sure, we got plenty
Xavier Cook
It's a little niche, but it's pretty popular here in NJ (I thought for a while it was just because I grew up around a lot of Hispanics, but even now that I live around whites, there are still a lot of soccer fans).
Nicholas Anderson
Yeah come to think of it, the handful of friends of mine I can think of who love soccer live in DC and Boston, so maybe it's an east coast or northeast thing.
Jeremiah Ross
Do you still lynch black people and gays? How's the climate?
Is it true that percentage of inbred retards is higher in Southern states?
How do you deal with health insurance?
Who did you vote for in 2016?
Are you (((wh*te))))?
Am i asking too much questions?
Gavin Long
>Do you still lynch black people and gays?
We just give them mean looks. That's all. Also people in the cities are very liberal.
>How's the climate?
Hot and humid
>Is it true that percentage of inbred retards is higher in Southern states?
Probably
> How do you deal with health insurance?
Get a job
t. Not OP but still southern
Jaxson Thomas
No we don’t lynch people anymore
Yeah, the percentage of inbreeds is higher sadly
I don’t have heath insurance and haven’t in a while. My cousin is a doctor and if I have anything I need done I usually go to him and pay him a little
Trump
I’m white
Hudson Harris
Do you have a sister?
What are the accents like on women?
Are there at least hot women over there? while I know that the South are kind of fat
Jose Parker
Southern women are the prettiest in the country. Even our fat girls are pretty.
Elijah Young
show pic
Jaxon Stewart
do you get along with niggers?
what's your favoutite part of the US besides the South?
Evan Morgan
What's your opinion on lazy white people?
Leo Rivera
>Do you have a sister?
Yes
>What are the accents like on women?
Same as dudes
>Are there at least hot women over there? while I know that the South are kind of fat
I’m biased of course, but I do believe the south has some of the most naturally beautiful women in the world. Probably due to the amount of aristocratic British and French with big plantations in the south
Niggers are fine if they aren’t lazy, loud, or otherwise annoying
>what's your favoutite part of the US besides the South?
Probably the northwest with its big trees and luscious undergrowth
Hate em. There’s reasons we have white trailer parks too.
Easton Richardson
How's it feel to be an eternal loser?
Landon Collins
You get used to it
Zachary Rivera
I'm not sure whether it's that I'm used to it, or that I simply don't have any other point of perspective for comparison.
Ryan Evans
have you ever heard about the confederates celebration that happens in a small city in monkeyland?
Adrian Green
show a picture of your sister's face
John Perez
Do you have any semblance of culture or identity besides hating black people for essentially no reason?
Jace Fisher
do u ever wish for a white christmas
Jace Rivera
>New Orleans
Louisiana flags don't qualify as southerners.
Virginians are the only southerners and we're also coincidentally the masterrace.
James Gray
Based and redpilled
Logan Hernandez
No, actually I haven’t. Do you have a link?
I’d rather not, here’s a pic of the cheerleading team from Ole Miss though
Yeah, of course, that’s like me asking you if you have any cultural identity beyond hating Jewish people for no reason.
Yes, I can remember one Christmas in my entire life ( when I was a very young child ) that there was snow. Is was only like 1.5 inches though
>literal Appalachian
Okay, you fucking skinny white nigger. Don’t you have some boars to hunt?
Robert Reyes
why are you so racist?
Caleb Thomas
How common are blue eyes in the south? Is it more or less common than the rest of America?
How much English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish ancestry are in white southerners?
Ayden Bell
*are they more less common than the rest of America?
Evan Sanders
>Little town about 100 miles outside of New Orleans.
You aren't a southerner. You are a damned disgrace.
Luke James
It's actually very nice to see how this tradition survived desu
Eli Ortiz
Idk, nurture probably
I’ve seen a lot of blue eyes in my town. There’s a lot of Western European heritage in my neck of the country. A lot of Welsh, Swedish, Irish, English, and French blood here. Me personally, I’m like 98% Norwegian on both sides of my family. And their ancestors came from Germany, England, and Russia I don’t know
Why? I even have my own farm
Isaiah Turner
I'd like to move to the South some day. You have some recommendations?
Jonathan Gomez
>tfw born in the south
>not a southerner at heart, never even picked up the accent
Brandon Johnson
Yeah. Don't.
Dylan Ortiz
Don’t, I love it here, but that’s because I was born here. I don’t think most people would like the climate and lack of things to do
Aaron Morales
Why did you vote for Trump?
Gavin Sanders
>hockey
Let's see TN, NC, GA used to have a team, 2 in FL (not real "south" though). I dunno aren't some parts of Texas considered south? Dallas has a team.
Tyler Morales
I know it’s a meme to say it, but he really was the lesser of two evils in that election. I just didn’t want Hillary running this ship, also his economic plan and promise to withdraw troops from the Middle East was appealing to me.
Jackson Ortiz
hes not a retard
Jordan Brooks
>Ole miss
not LSU? REEEEE not a tru LOU fag
Camden Morris
>Trump being less evil than Hillary
>Believing Trump has any legitimate policy ideas or economic plans
You're a complete moron
Xavier Ward
Like I said man, I don’t really watch college football. Ole Miss is just a big uni I know of
And how is Hillary’s economic plans better? You accuse me of not thinking in depth when you do the same thing. If you wanted to change my mind then memeing me and insulting me doesn’t help. You couldn’t outline why Hillary is better at all.
Isaiah Cruz
YEE YEE
Andrew Lopez
How big is your dick and is it circumcised?
Adrian Cooper
didnt trump made america grow like 4%? thats pretty huge desu.
Camden Bell
You Trump fags are all brainwashed retards who never cease to amaze me. Hillary was a career politician i.e. she knows how politics works and actually did a lot of work to help underprivileged children during her terms as a senator and maintained solid relations with allies when she was Secretary of State (you of course wouldn't know this if you listen to Trump: Putin's bitch, and out of the people on Putin's shitlist Hillary is pretty high up). If you had done any research you would know this.
What was Trump doing?
Fucking over and underpaying contractors who were illegal immigrants, settling class-action lawsuits for discrimination in a real estate empire he was born into and spoonfed by his entire life. He speaks and acts like the spoiled toddler he is; no one has ever told him "no" in his entire life, it's almost funny to see his reaction when politicians (on both sides of the aisle actually) tell him "No". It would be useful to hand him a coloring book than brief him on serious issues in the mornings.
I'm not sure what you mean by "made America grow," but I can almost guarantee you it that had nothing to do with Trump, also if you want to use those kind of arguments look at how poorly the US markets are doing right now.
Caleb Martin
>how poorly the US markets are doing right now
stock markets are bullshit gambling anyways, who cares about stocks other than some whales who are addicted to gamble. USA growing for 4% is huge considering it already has huge economy.
also imho trump sees the actual threat to USA. There is nothing on earth that is remotely important for USA in middle east but China is growing so powerful, specially with the new information technology bullshit, namely 5G, i read here and there that he actually wants to fight it instead of doing stupid stuff in ME.
I dont like trump but he doesnt seem that much of an idiot.
Gabriel Hall
No president can have much meaningful impact on the economy in just 1 year, the growth would have been the same no matter who was elected. He has had a mostly positive effect on the stock market, but that's mostly because he has rolled back regulations stopping banks etc from investing in retarded ways that helped cause the global financial crisis in 2008 so they think they'll be able to make a lot of money again. His trade policies are starting to hurt the American economy and will likely cause investment flowing into America to decrease more if he continues to act erratically.
Chase Sanchez
if what you said was true then investment would slow even earlier and would cause USA to grow less already, but instead USA grew more compared to past how many years.
Dylan Kelly
>USA growing for 4% is huge considering it already has huge economy.
Do you have a citation for this?
>I dont like trump but he doesnt seem that much of an idiot
He absolutely is. Don't believe me? Watch this youtube.com
Bentley Morris
Well there are people that say the American economy has grown less than what it could have because of him. And despite him trying to get companies to put their shitty factory jobs back into America there's only been a couple of cases where that has happened and it's because the governments (state and federal) have given them large subsidies to do it. And other companies are relocating out of America because trump has put tariffs on things, and other countries put in their own tariffs making it more efficient to leave America. Harley Davidson is moving a factory from America to Europe for this reason.
Logan Nelson
Matthew Torres
who cares about harley davidson anyways, this century and onwards is all about electronics tech and USA is no.1 no contest. he wants to keep it that way. Thats why he is afraid of China, because Chinese are doing heavy investment on 5G the next generation high data rate mobile communication. Thats why USA banned Huawei to sell its upcoming 5G tech to north america as well. And probably thats the reason why Huawei CFO was arrested for a short time while she was in Canada last month.
Benjamin Nelson
You still didn’t explain anything. You basically said “trump mean, he big boss and not politician” “Hillary good, she help nig nogs and politician”
Charles Martinez
Fuck the South
Lincoln Gonzalez
t. trailer trash with sub-80 IQ.
I'm ashamed I have to share this country with people you
Fuck off
Tyler Thompson
What is with South America upholding history and traditions from other nations? It's really cool but it's just weird to me. Like Brazil is doing this, and Chile has a Prussian army.
Aaron Carter
Not him but I'm in the ~130 range living in an urban center, and I voted for Trump. You should be ashamed of *yourself* for being such a beta cuck. Unless your non-white. In which case, who cares what you think? Lmfao
Gabriel Collins
Austin Martin
>autstic posts
>faggoty filenames
why are you false-flagging so hard, Jow Forums
Easton Martin
Sherman and Patton, two of the greatest ever.