IM SO FUCKING HORNY WHAT THE FUCK I CANT FUCKING STAND TINDER AND ALL THESE DUMB WHORES THAT ALL WANT TO TALK AND TO...

IM SO FUCKING HORNY WHAT THE FUCK I CANT FUCKING STAND TINDER AND ALL THESE DUMB WHORES THAT ALL WANT TO TALK AND TO SEE EACH OTHER AND GO ON DATES AND GO HAVE A COFFEE OR A DRINK OR WHATEVER BEFORE FUCKING ITS SO FUCKING STUPID BECAUSE WE KNOW THE ONLY GOAL OF TINDER IS TO FUCK PEOPLE ITS TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WTF IM SO FUCKING PISSED I PROBABLY HAVE TEXTED OVER 100 GIRLS ON TINDER IN MY LIFE AND HAVE ONLY FUCKED 2 AND GOT SUCKED BY A 3RD ONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE WOMEN I HATE THESE FUCKING USELESS WHORES LIKE WTF IS THEIR GOAL WHY DO YOU INSTALL TINDER IF NOT TO FIND SOMEONE YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE AND GET PHYSICAL WITH HIM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WTF TABARNAK DE CALISSE

are women on tinder like that, in your country?

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take the pinkpill user

I haven't jerked off in a week

You just are ugly

Homo? I installed gay tinder for one day and got 4 twinks subcribed to my instagram and it fucking turned me off so quickly. I can only imagine myself fucking a man if, i am really horny

??? How?

I unironically am not

post abs

Age will do it. When I started pleasuring myself at around age 11, I'd often do 5 sessions per day. This held on for quite a while, but since early 20s I'm only doing it 2-3x/week

Because I'm celebrating something tomorrow so I've been saving up just to make the day even better :^)

vale utilizo la computadora ahora asi que yo también tengo mi bandeja

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you need to workout more, but still hot

would desu

now post dick

have you ever tried escorts? less of a hassle, and costs almost the same since tinder whores are retarded and high maintenance

My brothers friend just moved into the spare room next door
I can hardly ever wank now this is fucked

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I have never masturbated.

No wonder you're always fighting

Nah, tuve una historia que parecía como una prostituta y no me encantó. Era una chica de Tinder de Sri Lanka que solo me envió un mensaje para saber dónde vivía y ella vine aquí, cogimos, y después tuve que inventar una historia de ansiedad nocturna para sacarla de mi casa (quería jugar a counter strike) y ella nunca me ha hablado después. Entonces prostitutas sé que van a hacerme sentar cómo un objeto quiero que al menos la chica quiera coger conmigo. Y aquí son caras (200$ imagino).

Ya me entreno. Quizá es la luz, tengo mejores fotos en mi viejo telefono joder. Y tu post tus abs puto cerote de mierda antes de juzgar a las personas. Y nunca voy a post mi polla eso es un tablero azul cariño

Who gives a fuck if he hears you? Are you a fucking cuck

>Y tu post tus abs
im a small skinny femboi

>having casual sex
unironically kys
based

bueno como quieras
las escorts se esmeran en hacer bien su trabajo porque saben que las llamas de nuevo otro dia
flor de putas tipo pornstars, la ultima que me garche se tomo la leche sonriendo y mirandome a los ojos y riendose
que mas pedir que eso

>only fucked 2

Well shit I'm at 0, how do you think I feel? College is about to be over for me. I'm going be a virgin for the rest of my life :(

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CHI

...

Im not even sure Northern Mexico has people as white as me you retard fucking mutt. Go get shot or something just because someone has the capability to learn another language instead of riding his truck 30 minutes to go eat a 4th burger at Walmart doesnt mean he is a CHI

AAAAAAAAAJ
Y cuánto pagaste dime

Tu opinion chico. A mi edad no quiero cometerme en una relación. Quiero vivir la vida de aventurero! Una novia sería un obstáculo

then get a gf you dummie

Ugh

unironically travel to burgerland and the mutt women will love you

Will they find a French Canadian more exotic than the average White American?

absolutely

Cringe teenager. You're a little bitch, and that's why you've only been with 3/100. Accept that you suck big time.

you can't go around having sex with women you don't even love, that removes all meaning from sex and puts it on the level of everyday pleasurable activities like playing vidya or posting on 4channel
if you're horny wank it retard

Well I might add that I'm not so sure about the east coast because your kind may be more abundant out there. I haven't encountered very many French-speaking Canadians out west though.

And what is the meaning of sex then dear enlightened individual? Its a reproduction tool. Society brainwashed you into thinking love is a thing. There is no difference between ejaculating in a tissue or in a woman except the latter feels better.

I haven't jerked off since last year :^)

>get match on shitty app
>use funny pick up line
>send some dank memes
>ask for number
>invite her for drinks at your place/bar
>ask her to come back to your room/house

That's it man. If this doesn't work look into PUA

>Its a reproduction tool.
well by having sex with unknown whores you aren't reproducing, you're just having glorified masturbation sessions
>Society brainwashed you
humans gave sex a meaning. it's what humans do and what makes life so meaningful. if we're going to turn one of the most important parts of romantic relationships into a meaningless activity then why even give a fuck about anything? why keep giving meaning to things? why even live if everything means fuck all?
>into thinking love is a thing.
it is fucking edgefaggot. why do you think your parents got into a relationship? just to shit you out because muh nature? no, they got into a relationship because they loved each other. humans crave love and companionship.