“I currently have two Hou Yi orbital cannons pointed at Seoul and Tokyo. You must make a choice, spare one and destroy the other. Think quickly now, Mr. Bond, or both cities will be engulfed in the fire of 9 suns”
What do?
“Ah, Mr. James Bond”
Anthony Jones
Logan Richardson
Which one is bigger in population? I spare that one.
Jace Garcia
Seoul because more evangelitards will dje
Nathan Taylor
"How about we aim both at Seoul."
Adam Ward
Please use a couple more canons on Seoul, or at least redirect both canons towards Seoul. I want to make sure Kpop is completely wiped from the earth.
Bentley Reed
Technically the city of Tokyo does not exist anymore. So the cannon would not know where to shoot.
Sebastian Campbell
Actually, outsmart him. warn him that firing either laser would create a massive technic shift that would cause massive tsunamis against China (90% of all of China’s industry is along the coast) and the rest of the Pacific. This would backfire nobody what city was chosen.
Asher Peterson
Based.
Cringe.
Luke Bell
What are coordinates you brainlet zoomer
Levi Walker
Let’s face reality Siam.
Cameron Cooper
fire them both at china
Ryder Foster
Seoul pls, as well as all other Worst Korea cities.
Mason Price
Tell him then say it would be in his best interest to destroy Washington DC and NYC
Adrian Campbell
i let him destroy both
Austin Morris
Tokyo, third one's a charm
Landon Cox
*pull out my suppressed 00 Walther PK*
“I think you’ll find neither city will be destroyed today”
*shoot his hand so he drops the remote*
*guards pull out their guns but I flip a table and duck behind it*
“Moneypenny, I’m gonna need some back up with this one”
*point laser watch to mirror on wall so it deflects and blasts a bodyguard in the head*
*roll jump behind a couch as moneypenny shoots an rpg toward the building and kills the other bad guys*
*pick up the remote and start to walk out the door*
Xi shouts “w-wait”
*I press the button on the remote that activates the trap door to his crocodile pit*
*dont look back as he falls in*
*hop back into my sponsored 2019 convertible BMW, where the Chinese Bond gir is waiting*
*drive away while making out with her as the building explodes behind us*
Credits roll and theme song performed by Amy Winehouse plays
Benjamin Bell
Nothing.
Bazed Xi.
Connor Taylor
I was for it until this
>Credits roll and theme song performed by Amy Winehouse plays
That ruined it
Oliver Gray
"Good, very good, but why not both?"
Austin Clark
>*pull out my suppressed 00 Walther PK*
from one of your fat rolls?
Lucas Cook
I was only looking for the bathroom
Henry Green
>*I press the button on the remote that activates the trap door to his crocodile pit*
>*dont look back as he falls in*
I think he might have not died and might come back with a scar in his hand and a prosthetic leg. But good job, Mr Bond.
Jason Allen
t. So Xihui
Eli Ramirez
destroy japan
Mason James
"Mr. Jinping, I presume you know that Brexit means Brexit."
Noah Butler
the clock is ticking Mr. Bond, it seems like the cards in your hand are about to double
Christian Allen
>You must make a choice, spare one and destroy the other
ask him if it's possible to destroy both
Luke Diaz
>No! Please save Seoul, Mr.Bond!
what do?
Adrian Torres
>technic shift
but technic is a lego product - why would denmark get involved?
Dylan Perry
Coordinate this melanoma of a city, dumb boomer.
Adam Cook
Start humping that boipussy until Jinping can't contain his raging boner anymore