/cp/ - Culture Pals

Yellow fever edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (whores), China (smelly) and India (pajeetas) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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My dick will be inside my turkish qt in a few days, u jelly?

you mena a turkish qt(male) of course

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Helno

i wish i lived in europe so i could actually meet this bitches

see my qt for the first time in 6 hours

based

cringe

I wish I lived in USA so I could fugg latinas

help me i'm drowning in MENA and south american qts

i didnt think MENA grils liked americans

Where is she from?

Wait, people actually meet up from this thing? Anyone got any stories about it?

Fuck OFF rorke!

does anyone here just not respond to any messages?

cos i feel like that's what'll happen if I make an account on this thing

thot genocide

Lots of people on here have met up, even gotten laid. I've met like ten people from interpals

Most people respond unless you are creepy or extremely boring

why the fuck is every t*rk girl on this site white?

Turks in Istanbul and along the Aegean are pretty white. The darker ones you see in Europe are from Eastern Turkey. Western Turks consider them to be goat fuckers (they are right)

portugal!

we meet in 45 min and I spent the entire night puking and shitting liquid why does nature hate me

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are russian orthodox christians sexually repressed? I don't want to waste my time with a chick that doesn't put out

No, we're not Mormons

Thot nationalism

are you no sex before marriage types?

Orthodox Christians from all around the region are open to pre marital relationships and it has been like that ever since the sexual revolution. Some keep it traditional but they're very very few.

ta lad :)

got penis on my mind

>talking to a girl on Tandem
>She asks to video call
>Sure whatever why not
>"I'm 14 btw"

FUCK WHY, CALL SOMEONE YOUR AGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nonce

what cunts message you the most, or rather where do your qts come from mostly? curious who gets messaged by who. for me it's almost all MENA's (especially counting turks), slavs, and the odd brazilian

hehe

>Chinese girl starts to talk to me on tandem
>She sends weird messages and I don't really care about her but since she keeps texting and send funny stuff I just keep answering
>After one week of slow convo like this "do you like black or white stockings?"
>ye it's kinda sexy heh
>u received 5 pictures

noice

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Prepare to be RANDY'D

Clean your ass, her penis is going to go in there

>start talking to cool and interesting qt, take a few hours to reply to last message
>two days later, "Inactive User"

God damn it

I'm not sure where that two days later bit came from, ignore that

Wew

lol true. Turks in Germany are much more browner

Give me a job

Give me a job

See needs a sham husband to get here out of that shithole

>want to talk to Russian girls
>don't want to get scammed

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it is raining qts

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>talking to some thai chick
>"I'm a liverpool fan"
>wtf why
>"I like the brand"

Your first mistake was talking to a Th*i

They're cute

>they're cute

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me on the right

Me on the left

to be hones I am the guy on the left but I confused left and right

Now you definitely sound like the guy on the right, lmao.

good golly all the interpals-likes truly are bottom-of-the-barrel

this thai doesn't look like a regular thai tbqh

Explain

I openly encourage everyone to mass scale report /ex-yu/ generals
They have a full right to move their conversation to /balk/ but not as an independent general
If they can have their own general because of a common language then the same applies to many other nations around the world as well as in this region, while I don't see any Kosovars and Albanians with their /shqip/ generals or a /ruman/ general specifically dedicated to Romanians and Moldovans, an inadequate number of posters isn't an excuse either since /ex-yu/ as one of the most inactive, repetitive and overall pointless generals on the entire board suffers from the same problem

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If a girl gives you her whatsapp within half an hour of speaking to her, is this a red flag?

I had no luck months ago when I tried this without bots messaging 1-2 girls daily. Im headed to Japan next month and Im setting up the bots to crawl Japanese qts (or any qts in Japan). Im thinking the js script + turn it on when its normal/late hours for them might work. I installed Tinder but Im too nervous to setup my profile yet. I just want to meet at least 1 qt and have a nice time.

No

maybe yes maybe no. My qt gave her whatsup to me within 30min and I have been talking with her for more than 5 months now

You are too fucking nervous to set up a Tinder profile, there's your fucking problem. Qts smell your bad attitude. Man up and girls will come to you, whether on Interpals or Tinder or in real life

He's 100% right, user. Stop being so nervous and scared. There's no legitimate downside to just acting like you're a big dude around women. If you're man enough to walk out the bathroom without washing your hands, then you should be man enough to talk to random women with the incentive to fuck them.

yes.. one enjoys the thrill of the chase

Fuck anime

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Holy h*cking based.

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Fuck interpals

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>talk to a girl
>she's cute
>she says I'm cute

:)

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Mfw keeps checking me out for days and then manages to LITERALLY only send a hi how are you AAAAAAAAAAA

also, one more retard deactivates account after messaging me and ill die out i swear lel
Fcking penpals

Hello my dear friends from all over the world, how is the QT hunt going now in twenty-nineteen?

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Maybe you are scaring them my dude, don't be too autistic

Pretty good. Just joined the club again, and am enjoying the luck so far. I am however suffering from withdrawal atm, so it's very hard to focus on flirting.

Nonono trust me, this is something else. These autists are not that easily scared..