How are you preparing for Asian Century?

Amazing post from an amazing country

Very nice

Shut the fuck up you frog eating faccia di gatz. Before I pour water on your baguette bones and make you mushy.

Careful what canadians you're talking to, some of us arent the good little anglo-saxons the british crown wanted us to become. Je me souviens de l'oppression des anglais mais aussi que nos cousins français nous ont abandonnés en 1760 aux plaines d'Abraham.

Canadians and their culture are defined by being "not american" and that's fucking retarded but don't go lumping us québécois with the rest of the bunch. We fought tooth and nail be that figuratively or literally (in 1838-39) to preserve the vestiges of our french language and cultural heritage and no thanks to you or anyone else.

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I'm not unemployed or smuggling cigarettes across the border I don't eat Pepsi and May West for breakfast (*) I don't watch da hockey game doing it doggie-style And no, I don't know Claude, Manon, or François in Abitibi-Témiscamingue (*) But I'm sure they all have nice teeth I smoke in church I speak Québecois in joual, not French or English I pronounce it "tird", not third And eating French fries with cheese makes sense, mon ostie, I believe in a distinct society, as long as someone else pays for it I believe in language-police, not equal rights And, calisse, I believe that Club Super-Sex is an appropriate place for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire What the hell, she goes on at ten anyway In Québec, the Stanley Cup actually comes around more often than Halley's comet I can get beer at the dépanneur, not the convenience store And maybe I can't turn right on a red light But tabarnak, I can go right through it Because Québec is the world's largest producer of maple syrup The home of Céline Dion and Roch Voisine The land where everybody is shacking up and the legal drinking age is just a suggestion Je m'appelle Guy, and I am not Canadian Mot, t'a dit, tabarnak, ostie. Merci, salut la vedette

I revoke my title of most based poster on Jow Forums and will grant it to you. Congratulations.

wow, I'm the most based poster on Jow Forums because of some copypasta
Pretty based if I may

No one will stand before the power of Sauron, we're all gonna be brown.

fucking kek

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