>So, Mr. user. Why should we hire you?
So, Mr. user. Why should we hire you?
Thomas Bailey
Dylan Russell
I have extensive volunteer experience
Isaac Moore
I know alot about world cultures.
Henry Green
I have nothing to eat, I don't want to live in a box.
Robert Evans
stfu retards am i getting this job or not?
Noah Butler
I had my hand on my sweaty balls before I walked into your office and you just shook my hand. Now you have to hire me or become Homo
Connor Jenkins
>Why yes, I am unemployed
James Johnson
because I need it to pay for food and rent.
Brayden Ross
Damn, got'em.
Gabriel Collins
Because i got a job offer from you you absolute imbeciles
Adrian Kelly
My farts are scentless
Justin Smith
i'm white
Robert Fisher
i have some news for you tyrone
Connor Anderson
if it's private sector my response is "because I'm a pushover"
Isaiah Gray
I can speak Japanese and Engrish...
Juan Cox
I wanna make out with that cat boy
Angel Morgan
>I have several years of unpaid experience moderating international discussions on a top-1000 Alexa ranking website.
Aiden Thomas
so do I.
Kayden Watson
*punches himself*
PLEASE STOP HITTING ME
Brandon Hughes
*sucks lips in*
BOYYYYY U SAYIN WOT SENPAI ALLOW DAT
Michael Perry
> Y-You shouldn't... B-But I need it, a-and I will do anything for it!
> Anything...?
> Y-Yeah... Anything!
> ...Take off your shirt
> Eh?! Sure...
Alexander Gutierrez
it isn't any privilege to work for you assholes. so, if you're going to ask me something like that, maybe you shouldn't. goodbye.
Noah King
Gay
is
not
okay
Jackson Harris
I'm greek
Liam Perez
Because Mexican is the diversity hire that gets you more bang for your buck in terms of making Trumptards seethe
Nolan Scott
Please don't I'm only here to get my unemployment benefits.
Daniel Thomas
Because my hair is better than your Asian """man"""