/dixie/ - Southern US + Friends

I have a riddle for you /neo-troy/
I am a nation in which the only thing keeping me relevant is having debts and living next to a nation who doesnt care about me in the slightest but i chimp out about them everyday anyway
Which nation am i?

Turkey

Greece?

ding ding ding
correct

moortugal

Anyone here going to Oklahoma for the WSOP tournie?

yay I'm right. I heard yall have the worlds 3rd most powerful army.

How popular was The Guardian in Turkey when it was out? It's on Netflix now, and my mother made me watch it with her when I was visiting.

>The Guardian in Turkey
what?
is it the shitty netflix show?
Everybody memes on it, im pretty sure noone actually watched it
People think netflix is shit now cause they allow garbage like that to be aired

its an alright army, i wouldnt call it the 3rd most powerful one though
we barely have a navy for example

Was it shitty? I didn't think it was too bad, but then again I give foreign shows more credit than local ones. My mom kept going on surprised that the women in the show weren't dressed like moving towels or ninjas, and I had to tell her that Turkey isn't as crazy as she thinks it is.

again im pretty sure noone has actually watched it except for the trailer which was pretty cringe
so people meme on it alot
alot of soap operas and shows that dont do well in turkey tends to do really well in other nations for some reason

Well, not to shill or anything, maybe you could give it a go for about two or three episodes. The dialogue was cringe because it was dubbed, but you may actually enjoy it if you watch it. Although, the Russians make better TV shows from what I've seen so far.

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have you guys banned guns yet? the killings need to stop :(

STOP!
Give this post a (you) and describe your job in 5 words or less.

>county property and deed manager

If you write any form of NEET then you will be sent to the cotton fields.

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Its still pretty high up on the charts. yall got some things going on with it for sure.

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i do it for free

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>flaglets

Get to work, you biscuit.

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ALL flaglets are chinese
prove me wrong
>protip: you cant

all flagletts are yânks and so are you

at least i`m not an ar*b

>I heard yall have the worlds 3rd most powerful army.
US, then Russia, then China, then probably the UK. if you're going by force projection it's US then UK then Russia.

>people actually go out of their to get auxiliary flags
The same as pre-teen girls judging socks in school.

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>UK
>power projection

This is your brain on cocks

assblasted turk, should be banned

I dunno, I think the Turk is cool. I'm on team Mehmet for this one.

the *nglo's can barely keep a country together lmao how can they even convince other nations that they are stronger than them
Crumbling empire for a hundred years cant even hold a tiny little island in asia

fuck off flaglett, no one asked

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assblasted neanderthal

wuddya gunna dew qtpie? b mad? sperg out?
*dabs on you*

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i like this new flaglett

i bet he is a boomer though
nevermind i take it back

Mehmet, let us join forces. We will help you eat Greece if you help us eat Oklahoma.

tejâs?

You know it, baby.

youtube.com/watch?v=nZ_1qm_Mj20

nice
texas looks nice, god knows i dont like america but if i was forced to live there for some reason i would probably go to texas

I think the same but with Italy or Turkey. I can not stand the cold, and I know it's warmer there than most.

it depends
north eastern turkey todays weather was -27C meanwhile in north WESTERN TURKINIUMS it was 8C

It's 9C where I am right now. So I can stand that.Where does it get to 30C in spring and summer? I'll hang out there, friend.

west and south coast, central anatolia
with west and south coast its a really humid 30C meanwhile in central anatolia its so fucking dry you might feel like you are a fish on land gasping for air.
If izmir, muğla and antalya are the places that get the most hot and humid, antalya has fucking nuts rainstorms added aswell.
Istanbul unironically has the most comfy weather with the rest of thrace and marmara region being close 2nd and 3rd place runnerups , never too hot, never too cold, always a little humid but never too much, no extreme weather conditions

Sounds like a nice place. I look almost exactly like the guy in the video, so I'm brown enough to fit in if it mattered. Same to you if you wanted to visit the more hispanic heavy areas.

there are alot of balkanoid/caucassian people in the south and west coasts of turkey, unless you have really chink eyes or are REALLY brown or black you shouldnt have a problem fitting in since this place is muttland there are people from every shade here

What do you do for a living, Mehmet?

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Get to work.

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Disguisting g*rmanoid i am MED BVLL therefore i never work

I'm sorry, Mehmet. I can't be friends with NEETs...

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How dare you appropriate my culture racist

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you never work? what, are you just laying around in a walled off garden with skimpy babes feeding you grapes and fanning you with a big palm leaf?

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yeah but also there is a greek band nearby playing music for my amusement

haha, wow. seems like you have it all and its all sorted out. what a life. And you still find time to post here with us peasants. I am truly beside myself.

We are quite unworthy, it is true. What tribute should we naturally pay to this son of Suliman?

yeah no i dont type it out myself i have this nifty little government subsidized kurd child chained to a pc.
He does the posting for me

send texans grills to the thottoman harem

Too far. I'll depopulate Georgia and send those hick girls over in droves.

Christ no
please, no more jawjans

we're taking them and there's nothing you can do to stop us

Netirse
Tu şerê turkey şer bikin

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...what?

There is no state as powerful as Texas. FACT. You could even include Y*nkees into the mix, you couldn't take us.

Oh of course not, I would never imply you would type with your own hands. I'm sure its more than generous of you to even allow him to complete such a task on your behalf. how many servants do you have at your disposal exactly?

oh i get it its kurdish
not that kurdish exists

>fighting beside a tank
you have a filthy mind
Anatolî ne mirovan e

outlaws on the run faster than a stolen gun

>>/x/

>open thread
>insect chirping about how it's not chirping about the humans living next door vol.1821

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great english yorgo

s e e t h i n g

plant do you frequent /homegrown/?

we used to grow lotta green peppers in our garden
Then my dog decided to eat them one day and he had violent flaming shits for 2 days

>insect expects human pronouns

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its been a hundred years god just get over it already

>reee we don't like Lausanne we want the islands in eastern Aegean reee
It's been a hundred years god just get over it already indeed my bug friend

don't you have some yogurt or something to snort?

literally who goes around saying they want aegan islands? You are delusional, and also highly obnoxious
Seek help

>who goes around saying they want aegan islands?
Erdogan talking about changing the treaty of Lausanne.

and you take him seriously? You must be pretty scared of the tall man if his mere proposition makes you piss your pants so easily

Erdogan just shitposts IRL

>and you take him seriously?
Shouldn't I take him seriously, even a little bit? Cause I don't think he only shitposts, let's be honest here. Besides, you can judge a man by his actions and his words only. What do these 2 point towards? Because he won't succeed, doesn't mean that he won't try if given the chance.
>You must be pretty scared
pic rel

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i lurk occasionally
im more on /plant/ in /an/ tho, but i barely post

t. EU vassal state hoping it doesn't have to call germany and france to save it from the big bad turks

Friendly reminder that Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.

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>worlds 3rd
Maybe it's NATO's 3rd, not the world's

>What is the NATO's doctrine of not intervening when 2 member states fight eachother
pic related, your dox

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Delete this

and neither did the Ottomans

Bamp

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fugg

I just want to see real mountains before I die.... is that too much to ask?