/brit/

wouldve been better as a rage comic

boredom, love, sex, politics.. very houellebecquien. it's apparently one of his best, according to this article I just read

not really, no

I'm not a lesbian sweetie x

based Sophie

Dogshit is objectively bad as something you are forced (by yourself, or someone else) to stand in, or be exposed to accidentally. If it enters the eyes it can blind you. It is against the law to allow a dog (a dog which you own) to shit in public and not clean up after it under the Dog Act 1996, and if you break this law you can be given an on-the-spot fine. Dog shit is a recognised environmental pollutant and it can contaminate the water supply and spread disease. It is estimated that there are nine million dogs in the UK which produce one thousand tonnes of excrement daily. Unfortunately, this data doesn't tell us how many human beings are creating or sharing dogshit willingly. Stop spreading fucking dogshit

just dabbed on hungary, bohemia, the ottomans, the polish-Lithuanian commonwealth, france, castile, aragon, naples, the mamluks, Denmark and bahmanis

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the lonesome ponyboy

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what makes you really think

mmm coleslaw

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fascinating thread

>manspreading
cringe and bluepilled

Pissed himself or wat

chortling

ah yes, the fleetwood mac rage comic

Based!

>Stomach : give food
>me : okay
>Stomach : *stomachache*

fucking hate this shitty digestive system, seriously ONE step away from stopping feeding it altogether.

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wheres the dress

>being a virgin after 21
honestly just take the gay pill after that point

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Eating peanuts listening to Veni Creator Spiritus

The innocuous daddy long legs has spawned a hundred children and I must now attempt to sweep them away

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yeah it does haha

do NOT fucking bully moni you scumbags

this seems an unlikely coalition

"Dogshit is objectively bad as something you are forced (by yourself, or someone else) to stand in, or be exposed to accidentally. If it enters the eyes it can blind you. It is against the law to allow a dog (a dog which you own) to shit in public and not clean up after it under the Dog Act 1996, and if you break this law you can be given an on-the-spot fine. Dog shit is a recognised environmental pollutant and it can contaminate the water supply and spread disease. It is estimated that there are nine million dogs in the UK which produce one thousand tonnes of excrement daily. Unfortunately, this data doesn't tell us how many human beings are creating or sharing dogshit willingly. Stop spreading fucking dogshit" Erich Auerbach - Mimesis: Dargestellte Wirklichkeit in der abendländischen Literatur

Just wash your hands bro

nice looking cornices lad show us more

>50 year old virgin
Oh my lord

>cat: give food
>me: okay
>cat: meow

fucking hate this shitty pest creature, seriously ONE step away from stopping feeding it altogether

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Someone's watching videos on their phone in the next poo cube

48 hours without a sip of Pepsi Max
2019 New Years Eve Resolution intact, so far

Is plane man aboard yet?

hi

>watch their face when you talk about your ps5
adults who brag about material goods are (rightfully) mocked by men with families

me? 5'6 but I still have a gf

I would also like to know this

That's a big meow

and I think its gonna be a long long time

BOOOB

SSSAAAAGGGEEEETTTT

>Superdry

literally HOWLING

Literally me rn

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Superdry hoodies are comfy mate

*steals her from you*
not anymore haha

That's a sad image, especially knowing how ponies are suck social animals and need company or else they die.

max... suger...

alright turt no need for it lad

c'es la vie...

that tiny bed lmao. bet you've never brought a bird to your place

Good post. Superdry is absolute bellend wear.

what nation to play?

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I'm 5'6 need to overcompensate

Thats a fish eye lens. Its a college dorm room lmao the bed is actually 120cm wide

can't imagine being 5'6
no wonder hes into fashion and all that hes body conscious and its morphed into an obsession with clothing like a bird

so your arse is 120cm wide too? fat cunt

*Gracefully enters /brit/*

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Im also massive

Wasn't too oblivious, was just awkward and shy and lusting after the better looking one.

ill fight any1 in this fred

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*harpoons you*

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Take some imodium. Stomach's been a lot more reasonable since, don't find myself doing multiple poos a day any more either.

Any drugs man in?

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I have a 3.5inch willy and I’m nothing but civil to you despite being 6’2

Cunt

need to have amer arrested again

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what is the point of this

Normal lens. I am 6'5" and 107kg though

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HER name is MONI

unit. you make the bed look so small

not talking about toilets paj

State of those jeans fuck sake
Like putting porridge in a pair of tights

ah that's rough don't let it get you down

this poster is leftypol btw
gets off on being an annoying little shit

don, sharky, big tony, gavin

Blackface NEEDS to make a comeback
youtube.com/watch?v=PIaj7FNHnjQ

NEED to headbutt some cunt today ASAP

Howling at how much southerner freaks pay for trains

Noted. I don't wear those outside though

t.

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Reminder: Good looking people have higher IQ.

wish I could get some kfc for lunch but theres none near my office
hankering for some friend chicken desu

Flightlad here. These are the conditions I’m up against. Guess it’s all in God’s hands now

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>You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect wanted to be your GF but you were too oblivious to act on it
only 19 year old virgin freaks think about this

/britfeel/ radio should do Just a Minute and the subjects should be things like wanks, poos and coleslaw etc

Lmao, saved. That video was pure kino. Nonce hunters are based.
Greasy coon hands with different coloured palms gang signed this post out

>oblivious
She outright ended a 5 year relationship to ask me out because she had such strong feelings for me but I didn't kiss her out of nervousness on our first date so she ghosted haha dodged a bullet in retrospect

fuck off 'tismo, I will NOT stand idly by while an innocent woman is bullied

30 year old virgin freaks think about it too