Welcome to the netherlands xD

welcome to the netherlands xD

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>this post
>this flag

Welcome to Denmark...

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>t. literally called "field"/"flat"

isnt denmark exactly the same? when I checked the highest point in denmark it was something that you can't even call a hill

we are named after Polanie tribe

we have some mountains : /

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t.

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most of denmark look like this. we aren't flat as a pancake we just don't have any high points

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hol up
so yo be sayin
that a single howitzer could cover the entire netherlands or danmark? how are these countries even independent today when you could just sling shells in their holes and they couldnt do anything about it because they are at such low elevations?

why doesnt someone conquer them?

Wow, how can D*nes ever scale this mountain?

We technically own 22 nuclear warheads.

>let me tell you about your country

poland IS flat

fuck off already

I know it's flat you retard but our country isn't named after a field

it is tho ffs

polanie - "the people from plains"

netherlands is a nuclear country? i thought only france and britain were in europe

Isn't it ultimately from "polje"?

We have NATO nukes. NATO is basically the only thing that makes the west able to stay as the west next to USA.

why are you so butthurt about random shit you mentally ill manlet bydlo

so basically as soon as the nato goes to shit, a single battery of 180mm towed guns could wipe out entire netherlands and all of its people if they refuse some outsiders military occupation?

We do not 'technically' own them. They are literal US nukes unofficially parked on American leased soil in the Netherlands. idiot.

>Dutchoids refusing any occupation
lol

ikr
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kek

It would be nice if the Netherlands looked like that, but it's overpopulated as fuck so you won't be able to see those nice green fields

Not all of it is like that...

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found the dane

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>we don't have any high points
>posts a literal mountain range

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*Start sweating*

>living peacefully with your neighbours
>this confuses and enrages the serbian

>He doesn't create his own land
Lazy fucks

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Thats Spain retard

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>netherlands calls that a mountain rage

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Welcome to Rotherham!

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>mountain range
Pretty sure you need mountains for that

it looks cosy. The only things I've seen of Denmark are the Pusher movies so I thought it was a "grey" country or something like this. I was wrong

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That's rich, coming from a Dane.

If that's a mountain then I'm Connor MacLeod

those are hills at best

>mountain range

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>a
>literal
>mountain
>range

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too bad it's filled with ugly hollanders

Hes right. Where I live the land is just flat. There are no hills of any sort. No curves what so ever. Plus its under sea level aswell.

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grim

If you live in the west its grim as fuck. But my area FRVSIA has nice lakes so its alri.

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umm sweetie, where are the ditches and canals?

looks like Hungary desu

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Thats because it was dry summer.
Heres another picture I took. Near where I live. Thank dog I dont live in the west.

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Was dry AF here too

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Ikr some areas still have a terribly low waterlevel. Fucking netherlands having too little water, what a meme.

Thank god my area has ponds and lakes. Nothing better than going for a run in +30 c and jumping in a lake after.

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The Rhine hit record low levels near where I live around October. December was very wet though

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Yeah, this fall was crazy, the danube hit record lows as well

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Did the Germans flatten it?

>mountain range

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If anything we'd roughen it up

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Bitch, a Dane wouldn't be able to comprehend the height of that hill.