/brit/

look at me look at me

Attached: e2df4a6cc2c484dbb38871d14d7c82f0.gif (540x405, 1.39M)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=h_NlsJ7_cac
twitter.com/moorinformation/status/1080096848663199744?s=21
youtube.com/watch?v=otuQqip89aI
youtube.com/watch?v=SDKse4IvX8U
twitter.com/dlifebroadcasts/status/1080235688753328129?s=21
youtube.com/watch?v=4HHT_V294Co
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

NOT BRITISH CULTURE YOU VILE NONCE CRETIN FREAK

Actually a 7/10 2bh

yeah sure pal
they say max sugar because it's the most they can legally sell it at for the price they sell it at due to sugar tax innit

...

The first post is the most important post; it sets the mood for the thread.

Attached: 1518579498263.jpg (2011x3000, 1013K)

deluded freakoid

love chairs

Been confirmed by an unbiased third party who isn't me mam

In sugar terms is the equivalent of drinking 100 proof

based edition

sister doesn't count doug we've been through this already

based & radcenpilled

if you were a 7/10 (like me) you would pull birds from tinder (like i do)

youtube.com/watch?v=h_NlsJ7_cac

was quite ketty on new years eve and my mates gf's face kept morphing into his sister's face
scared me good and proper after I realised that they do look quite similar anyway and i'd just never realised before

twitter.com/moorinformation/status/1080096848663199744?s=21
WE

my gf breaking up with me? wouldn't care
getting fired? wouldn't care
someone thinks I'm rude? wouldn't care
just don't care

Drum and BASED

in the office by myself rocking out to some classic kylie

the weak minded lily-livered approach to life

you love it

don't care, never will, send the bill

watching wildlife 2018

Nate Dogg & Snoop Dogg – Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto

pathetic mong
the UV rays of the aussie heat have fried your neurons well and truly

Good documentary not gonna lie
youtube.com/watch?v=otuQqip89aI
Haiti would be a bustling metropolis today if it weren't for the sanctions placed upon it by the oppressor powers of the time and even today

don't call me baby

did nate dogg kidnap him?

got raped up the bum? don't care. could take or leave a big nigger's cock bursting my arsehole

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

god fudge is peng af, could just eat fudge all day

>country full of niggers would be anything today

Attached: 1543642352743.jpg (1080x1920, 66K)

honestly had that conclusion with a (male) coworker both said we probably wouldn't care if we got raped
don't see the big deal unless you're a kid that would proper fuck you up

>Haiti would be a bustling metropolis

Attached: 10846147-5D29-4891-8A17-50ED49BC956A.jpg (437x325, 33K)

>5'8
am i talking to a person or the literal sandstone rock formation in the southern part of the Northern Territory in central Australia.

>skream's let's get ravey remix

Attached: 1515654586881.jpg (600x600, 35K)

COR

corrrrrrrrrr blimey that tit job she did is laterally perfect. why didn't she tweet before doing it. big surprise

eating some stollen*

*bought and paid for though

Jesus fucking Christ...

you now remember thinking he looked like he was wearing a pirate hat

Attached: Skream!_(album).jpeg.jpg (220x219, 12K)

udibranch Sea slugs however, are quite difficult to look after, because they are very fussy feeders, eating only one or two types of food. ... It is possible to keep some nudibranchs alive in aquaria for some weeks without feeding them.. but what you are doing then is starving them

it is what it is

walked past the job centre and saw a sign warning people against selling their kids online to make up shortfall from benefits sanctions. grim

why do you assume everyone had the same foreign, sex-free life as you?
don't @ me

do you reckon the sainsburys/asda merger will go ahead?

>shadman

I'm not a sea slug

rorke is off his meds again fuckin hell

thing on the news today about girls who were saved from being forced to marry their cousins having to pay the government back for the taxpayer money spent on saving them and what a travesty that is

do you reckon the hammer and anvil/my bollocks merger will go ahead?

sex-free as in sexless or sex without having to pay for it? because I must warn you that I am what you would call a SHAGGER

LOVE reading articles about white female expats in asian countries

Because the local males don't care about them, and all the other western males there chase the local girls(and have more success), this causes them to SCREECH about the fact that they aren't being showered with attention just for being female

Makes me HOWL

mad how ugly I am

Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is.

Attached: IMG_20190102_142927.jpg (1050x750, 84K)

Kurtis Blow – Christmas Rappin’

government is a tyrant.

>could end child sex abuse by just paying mums a decent amount to liv ong

>nah lets just put up some posters instead

Why do the media has to propagadate so good? What the fuck is wrong with you modern people??????
Why you have to stay indoor blabbering about all this shit????

Please stop saying:

>you cant joke about anything anymore

You CAN. You can joke about whatever the FUCK you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a FUCK or not. It's a good system.

alri homealone

ah yes fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

consider the following
youtube.com/watch?v=SDKse4IvX8U

twitter.com/dlifebroadcasts/status/1080235688753328129?s=21
what is this absolute shite
need them out NOW, sick of it

nah I’m not that bad

>paying mums a decent amount to liv ong
assuming that meant "live on", you redditspacing phoneposter, you get that by having a job

youtube.com/watch?v=4HHT_V294Co

Take a pinch of white man Wrap him up in black skin Add a touch of blue blood And a little bitty bit of red Indian boy Curly Latin kinkies Mixed with yellow Chinkees, yeah You know you lump it all together And you got a recipe for a get along scene Oh what a beautiful dream If it could only come true, you know, you know What we need is a great big melting pot Big enough enough enough to take The world and all its got And keep it stirring for a hundred years or more And turn out coffee coloured people by the score Rabbis and the friars Vishnus and the gurus We got the Beatles or the Sun God Well it really doesn't matter what religion you choose And be thankful little Mrs. Graceful You know that livin' could be tasteful We should all get together in a lovin machine I think I'll call up the queen It' s only fair that she knows, you know, you know What we need is a great big melting pot Big enough enough enough to take The world and all its got And keep it stirring for a hundred years or more And turn out coffee coloured people by the score

wtf why r they blaxk

racist biggot prick. wrong side of history buddy

a part time one that lets you look after kids meaning you still need supplementary income

>>could end child sex abuse by just paying mums a decent amount to liv ong
What

can't fathom any worse creation than being both Irish and a nigger

Flightlad here. Now making our final descent into Baltimore. The word “final” is always a bit creepy to hear on planes imo

Attached: 85FE112B-2757-43B2-9009-4DD5205764A3.jpg (4032x3024, 1.72M)

child abuse is only enabled by mums desperate for cash

is that your final destination . hahahah (stay safe x)

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 46K)

shall be meeting you there with a Mossberg 500 promptly aimed at your bollocks.

imagine thinking that poverty is an excuse for prostituting your children

still cringing at all the shit i was chatting to people whilst wrecked on nye

user, I always care, I read everything and I care about everything even if it's a joke. That's why I'm unstable all the time.
I know it's wrong to do so but I don't have a human being to care about. I live in an empty house and it's cold in this January... and people are dumb jerks, they care more about pedophilia and ass-raping trandition more than their own people.

save it for Friday diego

ohhhhh gord watch out, doug's got his mossberg 500 eh? oh and he's naaaat jokin around yo fuck man shit that's a big fucking shotgun he's gonna fucking SHOOT that MOTHER FUCKER DEAD

yeah same
told one of my friends I'd shag her if I didn't have a gf

think there is a real irony in people using "black" speech like based while hating on blacks or whatever haha

did you start quoting evola again

there’s a great one about this ‘progressive’ ugly white woman in Japan and she starts reeling off a bunch of racist stereotypes without even realising haha. going on about Japanese men being awkward and that’s why they won’t speak to her, or how apparently actual sea creatures can get model tier Japanese women just because they’re white
In my experience foreign women are FAR shittier when they’re in Asia

don’t think there’s a worse feeling than knowing you are ugly as fuck and will never ever be loved by a girl

why are things always spicy these days

fuck off spice isn't a flavour

wyte boi detected