What exactly is the difference?

One eats bacalhau and is depressed, the other one eats paella and is also kinda depressed but not so much.

Spain- and Spain

says the shittiest country in latam

Attached: pepe.png (1092x1037, 65K)

Spain has everything Portugal has but bigger and better,portufags and other subhumans will SEETHE at this reality check

Spain is southron and Portugal is Nordic

Attached: 1529613447631.jpg (613x675, 41K)

Well, at least drunk britbongs you have much more indeed

This.

The Ports make better wine by far.

Portuguese are cute and quite, Spaniards are ugly and annoying

>everyone itt is sucking Portugal's dick
>Portugal isn't even here
Why does Portuchad have no time for us?

>Portuguese are cute and quite
So cute that they raped the shit out of Brazil

Attached: 1471574335935.png (206x245, 7K)

Sp*niards are disgusting spics

i dont concern myself with either Portaloo or Shitstain

Spaniards are louder and more rude
Portuguese are poorer in their pockets, but richer in the soul...
Portuguese beautiful music
youtube.com/watch?v=FKFnuhdaaRM
Spanish beautiful music
youtube.com/watch?v=tfS3GXltcEo

Russia/Ukraine basically
The bigger brother is superior in every conceivable way

small country and big country

Portoguese people seems more depressed. Spanish food is worse imo. Both beautiful countries in their own way

Spaniard is the relevant country and Portugal is the small country that lives in its shade but is actually quite comfy to live in
other examples of this happening
>Australia and New Zealand
>UK and Ireland
>USA and Canada

Hello my greatest ally

We Portuguese have better food and wine, dont take anything a Spaniard says in this thread too seriously, they are salty because they cant annex us. Unusually it's because we make more friends with other european countrys and we kick ass at defensive warfare. A pátria honrai, que a pátria vos contempla!

Attached: Screenshot_20181208-103612_Twitter.jpg (1080x2220, 607K)

Portugal is nafri. Spain too but not as much

>Spaniards are louder and more rude
Portuguese are poorer in their pockets, but richer in the soul...
Portuguese beautiful music

The Portuguese nice guy is a meme dude,it's all massive amounts of passive aggressiveness and a desire to be liked. We are like that popular girl in school that is always throwing compliments, everybody likes but then talks shit behind your back.

t.tavares

Different flavor of brown

Family, faith, food and football are just a bit too important for them and it dumbed them down over the years, preventing them to develop their economy as well as the other western european countries.

Their fate changed the day the moors set foot on their land, they could have been really great europeans, now they're second tier.

t.Abu Bakr Al-Bordeaux

Life expectancy in Al-Andalus doubled life expectancy in Christian Europe and literacy was also much higher. What killed us was being too late to the industrial revolution, due to civil wars in the Spanish case and due to isolation in the Portuguese case.

t. Portuguese diaspora
>Specific points of the Mediterranean coast represent all the country
Butthurt macacos everytime
t. the eternal butthurt Pancho
t. Joao

it was a cute wholesome rape, that's why americans get shamed by their nogs for slavery while we that dealt 10x more slaves than anybody else have gone under the radar for it

Portugal is Galiza and Galiza nom é Espanha.
*dabs on a dehydrated cast*lhiano*

>pic related scares the plateau niggers

Attached: atlantic.jpg (990x742, 130K)

They shrivel in dehydration and awe.

s-s-some water, please...
f-fucking gallegos...

Attached: 1507388735109.jpg (774x417, 62K)

S

No lo olvides paleto

Attached: here forever.png (830x543, 205K)

They are the only people in this peninsula that isn't our cumrag.
They are ok in my eyes.

Attached: 1503416864288.png (1504x855, 1.53M)

Unironacally portuguese are the best version of iberians. Everything we have in common we do better but they are bigger.
Example: We started colonization and were the pioneers, but they had a bigger empire.
We have the best players in football and futsal, but they have the better teams. Most of the Spanish Armada was Spanish, but the best ships were all portuguese.
And that is why they could never conquer us, because one portuguese soldier can easily defeat 4 soyboys castillians, and they never had the 5th to zerg rush us

TL:DR
When it comes to Iberians, Portugal is quality over quantity, Spain is quantity over quality

Attached: Screenshot_1.png (317x389, 18K)

>they never had the 5th to zerg rush us
Don't exclude the amount of internal battles that they've had: civil wars, colony "balkanisation", in-fighting.

We're more united and organised in that respect.

>Everything we have in common we do better but they are bigger.
>Being this delusional

Its the other way round you fucking moortuguese,everyone knows this,when any foreigner thinks of iberian achievements everyone thinks of Spain,why do you think the "why isnt Portugal part of Spain" meme even exist,retarded moortoguese

Mexico vs Brazil

Seething gabacho

Portuguese are moors spaniards are natives.

Attached: Screenshot_2018-11-26-14-21-16.png (720x1280, 1.03M)

People think thatbecause Spain is bigger. Portugal existing alone is proof that we are the better iberians.
Tell me one thing where Spanish are better at than Portuguese that isnt due to quantity

HI iberian god

Attached: 1545881653119.jpg (750x1334, 199K)

>Most of the Spanish Armada was Spanish, but the best ships were all portuguese.
uh huh

he is mexican

Everything, basically.

he s a cuban gusano

Compare

Attached: Screenshot_2.png (1139x455, 52K)

Attached: th[1].jpg (288x415, 16K)

and contrast

I'll be waiting for my apology

Attached: Screenshot_3.png (932x462, 34K)

Portuguese = Moors and Jews

Attached: Screenshot_2019-01-02-15-42-23.png (720x1280, 684K)

the portuguese are galicians in denial

>Tell me one thing where Spanish are better at than Portuguese that isnt due to quantity

Everything,and you existing is only because youre very good at sucking other countries cock,specially anglos,the few times we failed to conquer Portugal was because we had many enemies at the same time we were trying to conquer you,in a 1v1 we win,faggot.

I see the semen of the conquistadors still runs strong in your veins CHI

Moroccans in denial

Nothing wrong with Cubans.

Is that true that Portuguese sell towels in Spain so you can see them yelling in the streets: toalhas, caralhos! toalhas, caralhos!

This,based

Attached: Ibero (2).png (822x1274, 1.57M)

I am a colonist, you filthy moor.

everything's wrong with them. Is part of the reason why Latam can't into progress

I don't think anyone denies it, desu. We just like our own name because Sp*ins grubby hands haven't touched it.

i just don't like him whoring out his cara de puta.

All the mad chicanos and manolos. Literally seething at the truth.

Attached: 1494059190107.jpg (400x460, 36K)

Are portuguese in America considered CHIs?

got trashed all the same

>I'll be waiting for my apology
sorry, i like portugal really
but fuck your shitty armada lol

No, people went to Portugal because it was cheaper than Spain, especially to Miranda de Duero.
Things like towels, furniture and (good) coffee were way cheaper then.

Literally saved by the weather. Filthy eternal Anglo getting help from the space lizard jews back in the day.

It got trashed because they did not listen to the Portuguese captains/commanders and went with the nepotism instead.

That's what you get for relying in numbers instead of tactics.

None of you portuguese arent moroccans

Attached: Screenshot_2019-01-02-15-49-30.png (720x1280, 813K)

Medina Sidonia >> Joao Judeu Mouro Da Mesquita

>Literally saved by the weather.
biggest cope in iberian history.
You were incompetent. You guys packed your ships with soldiers (naively thinking you could board our tiny mobile ships lol), while we did fucking circles around you and lit up some fires.

one of them has 5% illiteracy

Viu-se

It's João,seu mouro do deserto castelhano do caralho

S O O N
youtube.com/watch?v=rS-_EZgRb0w

They are considered arabs

Attached: Screenshot_2018-11-27-09-35-41.png (720x1280, 476K)

You'd've done better but you wouldn't've won. Your ships were too heavy and immobile and you were too retarded to see the eternal Dutchman about to stab you in the back

>Spain
Based socialists
>Portugal
Some mainstream monarchy shiet 2bh.

What? We had the fastest ships, man. We were perfecting them since the caravelas, 200 years before you started. I'm not saying we'd have won with our unmaintained ships, but we sure as fuck wouldn't have gone against the storm.

Also, the dutch never stabbed us in the back because we never trusted them enough to turn our backs to them. We hate them from the start.

Dud anyone in britain consider the moortuguese non whites?

I know the US didnt consider moroccotugal white but basques yes.

They didn't stab us in the back,when we joined the iberian union we automatically became your and the dutch enemies.And at the end of the day,they only got some zones in east asia we still got Macau(while they didn't have land in China) and Goa(land in India)

It's the other way, we have a monarchy while the portuguese have a very socialist constitution.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Portugal

t. Paco Polónia

I want to believe. Do not ruin muh expectations >:l
Also
>civil war story

You are welcome

no such thing as white

>What? We had the fastest ships, man.
Okay but they certainly weren't present in the English Channel. Or if you did you just stuffed them into that retarded crescent and thought you could encircle us LOL.

>but we sure as fuck wouldn't have gone against the storm.
yeah you'd've done better like I said

>we never trusted them enough to turn our backs to them.
Well somehow they managed to help us out anyway. Whatever, Spanish leadership was retarded - the failure was inevitable anyway

Portugal is cute and I want to hug it
Spain is inbred

Attached: 1541833145605.png (1296x880, 88K)

None of that goes against what I said about the Spaniards being terrible at achieving anything without copying us. I really have nothing else to add.

We were cheering for you anyway,the weaker the spanish were the better and that's how we got out in 1640