/brit/

>New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

Attached: file.png (655x527, 344K)

ksi wears a bandana to hide his receding hairline loool

he is dead

where was he?

Is it a VF move to not have a television in the front room? Moving out and I REALLY dont want one

lmao

in your heart?

Attached: 1526315080499.jpg (682x1024, 266K)

im depressed but i dont want to get help

what do you watch films on though? or football?

I ignore all Apu posters, most anime posters and that Pakistani dress wearer completely.

Attached: 1350235283103.jpg (284x178, 8K)

Attached: 1526664479379.jpg (657x527, 59K)

see

No it's a chad and trad move

Attached: 097_1000.jpg (640x800, 84K)

you seen zodiac (2007) ?

bottle of beer my dad bought me says not to agitate or refrigerate it
i've done both and it still tastes nice

yeah read the book too bit underwhelming

i am a pakistani bloke in a dress

Torrents for films and streams for footie

i have coleslaw on my face

did a think

Attached: IMG_20190102_130656.jpg (768x768, 78K)

you can still watch torrented films on a telly, that's what i do

gentlemen, I have an announcement to make;

>/brit/
>good

that is all, thank you for listening.

So THAT'S how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

God isnt dead he's still there amongst the conceptual realm of the forms we all know hes there why wouldnt he be so he definitely isnt dead in that sense

Attached: 808A58D7-B091-4FC4-A9BE-D0DE54491012.jpg (342x276, 21K)

This is how it should be.

They cut it up too much lost the impact.

yeah that other lad is right it is nice to have a seperation between your room snf sn entertainment place or you get cooped up. also take up smoking so you go outside every now and then.

It would if I were thick, but that is not the case

>occupy
>blm symbol
yeah thanks social "progressivism" for ruining any chance at economic progress
or social progress

gigantic hat

pizza and chips for tea
might have a bit of cucumber for desert

watching that ross kemp doc on india

In that case so is God's mouldering corpse with a sharpened copy of the Origin of Special in His back..

thats my native american name

Attached: Screen Shot 2016-06-12 at 22.38.55.png (2078x908, 225K)

pizza and chips for tea
might lube up a cucumber and shove it up my bum after

alri Plato

you wake up in Neo-Cuckfield, West Essex
what do lads?

Attached: 2560x1440_px_city_Cityscape_cyberpunk_digital_art_Futuristic_City-847181.jpg!d.jpg (1600x900, 450K)

Qu’est avec vou? C’est racisme en mon pais

>Origin of Special
they do a mean chow mein in there lad

The real borders of England tbqh lads

Attached: realengland.png (800x1235, 178K)

The other 6 struggle with obesity lmao

shit I meant west sussex
sus sex lmao
sex

Mon Dieu

dunno, 3 in 7 struggle with obesity
seems like they could come to some sort of compromise with the starvers

Make sure to put a condom on it, then you can eat it after.

Attached: 1.png (4500x2234, 431K)

cheaper to just buy another cucumber for eating than buy a pack of cucumber jonnies

pretending to be a girl online lads

look at these owls

Attached: IMG_20181226_164435.jpg (1200x1600, 228K)

why do brits do this?

just chinned someone who looked racist

did anglos rape girls when they conquered?
did they get a lot of pussy or were they virgin freaks?

business idea: say you're suffering from hunger as an obese person to get free food

*stabs you with a sexy saxon seax while you're having sex in sussex*

Attached: 0280000300_sax_von_beagnoth_seax_mittelalter_messer.jpg (1000x1400, 67K)

would love to boot them into the next galaxy

Good on y’a bruv

why didn't the UK keep Newfoundland for themselves? it's not that far away

Dad's playing Spider Solitaire again ffs

Is the underage dutch user still in her?
He is sperging because we are LARPing as muslims and he’s moralfagging and saying i should see a psychiatrist because he is so triggered.

Attached: F503140C-505A-4099-BBDA-676D0E3F9C03.png (327x316, 208K)

>we're occupy wall street, we're demanding an end to criminal collusion between wall street lobbyists and bankers and politicians
>yeah and we're communists
>wait, what?
>smash the system down with the patriarchy
>no we-
>SHUT UP FUCKING WHITE MALE
>wait doesn't your dad work for goldman sachs?
>CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

Attached: 65ECE198-2C65-45BC-9A7D-080D4AE5368B.jpg (686x843, 85K)

found out im a quarter jewish lads

Wessex > Sussex >>>> Essex > Norsex >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Middlesex

'UNDRED FAGS

reprehensible racist FREAK

They voted to be part of Canada.
They nearly voted to become part of the US.

welcome to the club bruder

GRENADES MOTHA FUCKAAAAA

Portland would not tolerate this

what county do virgin freaks live in?
nosex

If only we'd kept America, taken Iran and more of Africa

that is just british humour
you don't know what goes on within the british military, would make you think they're all benders

float us a tenner would you lad

Attached: Wages1.jpg (615x369, 26K)

How's /GF2019/ coming along lads?

Attached: shaq and gini.jpg (850x510, 131K)

men should fight and write poetry more

what shall i order from the paki shop lads

Attached: 1525061545062.gif (450x360, 1.68M)

is it bad to smell like sweat at the gym? didn't have time to wash my gym clothes
haven't washed them in 2 weeks

Really want Greggs to announce a halal steak bake now. Crank the fume levels right up to 11

>user
>sperging
>LARPing
>moralfagging
>triggered

hmmm

Attached: 1537881124255.png (300x454, 20K)

good one

>kept America

cringe

already had 3

thanks for your interest in british culture