I have the opportunity to spend a year at one of the following places

uh Tampa, Florida

florida is big, mate. it is as good as you can afford

What are you implying

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I was joking about the fact that you mixed up Disneyland and Disney World.

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n-nothing sorry, let's make this thread text only, no pictures

kek what a douche

No.

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is disneyworld better than disneyland?

Bozeman is nice but boring if you don't like outdoorsy stuff. The rockies are fairly close from there.

I have no idea. I've only been to Disneyland once and that was the better part of two decades ago.

wait, disneyland or disneyworld

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The one in California

we're talking about disneyland paris right

Disneyworld (in Orlando) is larger than Disneyland and has multiple types of parks. It’s for kids mostly. Central Florida has universal studios too though which has more adult oriented stuff. Oh and Busch gardens but that sucks

Yeah that's the one

As someone has visited USA I can give you my unbiased opinion

>Florida
No, it's shit
>Albuquerque
Meh, NM is pretty boring outside of the north and Santa Fe
>San Marco
Never been there but Austin is one of my favourite cities in USA and San Marco is close to Austin. Texas is fucking H O T though. When I was there it was up to 44 celsius and I was there in september.
>Mississippi
Just no. It's the worst state in all of USA
>Rocky Mountains Montana
What does this mean? RM is big and I couldn't find a town called RM in Montana. I haven't been to Montana but I can say that all the RM states I visited were extremely beautiful, so if you like nature you would definitely like it.
>Virginia
Where? Virginia is beautiful but there's isn't a lot to do. The nature is beautiful but it's worse than the Rocky Mountain states, and there isn't really any good city. 1 advantage is that it's close to all the historic American cities so that's good

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Which state is quintessentially most American

Yes. Disneyworld in Florida is better than Disneyland in California.
However, Universal Studios in Florida is worse than Universal Studios in California.

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whats wrong with mississippi and why there are 2 "p"

too confusing i give up

Ohio

It's one of the poorest states (I always forget if Mississippi or Alabama is the poorest but they're both at the bottom) and there's literally nothing there. Absolutely fuck all.
Google "Mississippi tourist attractions" and see how much you find.

I can dig that

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>whats wrong with mississippi
What isn't wrong with it? It's the poorest, blackest state, least intelligent and least educated state with a god-awful climate and even worse infrastructure and on a good day you can spot basically every amerifat meme in the wild - from niggers nigging to sharting in the mart to biblical literalists to lifted trucks rolling coal. And in case you missed it earlier, it's literally half niggers.

But is it the quintessential American state

>tampa
meh, it'll definitely be a different climate but i wouldnt get too excited
>albuquerque
not much to do desu
>san marco
never been there, but towns that size are usually a mixed bag between upperclass and stereotypical american hillbilly types
>hattiesburg
deep south, very culturally different experience if that what you're looking for
>rocky mountains
beautiful area, lots of nature to explore, people may be a bit cold but are really friendly
>virginia
depends where, the really old old parts are enjoyable but some parts are unironically fentanyl/meth land

why do Americans love Montana so much

In the same way that Rotherham is the quintessential English city.

cities are quintessentially un-English

NJ

>The most beautiful place in the US
>World-famous hunting/fishing/hiking/skiing/etc.
>Great gun laws
>Great beer
>Great weather
>95% white and most of the rest are Indians in reservations

The last one is the most important to a lot of people even if they refuse to admit it. Also, it's not expensive to live there. All of the websites say that the cost of living is above average but that's because California (and Colorado) fucking shits are driving up housing prices.

how many guns can I get as a temporary visitor

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DO NOT GO TO FLORIDA
Good god any user saying otherwise is tricking you. Go to Virginia or the Rockies. It will probably feel coziest there.
Also nice Runescape and tekken pics.

>Most beautiful
Debateable, all western states are fucking nice

b-but disneyland

If you have a work visa and an exemption (a hunting license works) and are a resident of the state you're buying the guns in you can buy as many as you want. You can't buy guns on a tourist visa though.

flordia is excellent, good beaches, fishing, outdoors, etc. all year round

from tampa you could easily check out the disney and universal studios theme parks of orlando, as well as bush gardens

If you wanna experience Deep South you can visit South Carolina or Georgia or something. Mississipi and Bama are easily the two worst states in the union.

isnt england basically london? outside of it its grass and inbreeding, wouldnt really want that as a presentation

why are you posting my face?

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Which state will have a girl desperate enough to marry me

Isn't Italy basically Rome? outside of it its olives and organized crime, wouldnt really want that as a presentation

good luck tryna survive in florida if you do you deserve a medal of honor

Whenever I tell people here I'm from Mississippi they always say how cool that is and don't believe me when I say it's shit.

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What episode is that gif from?

the one about that game where Argentinians are white

no joke

None, all American girls are whores only looking for a fling. Your accent should get you laid in any metropolitan area though.

>Portugal humor

Why do you have such an opportunity to begin with? pls respond

student

Disneyworld is the one in Florida. and yeah, it's pretty cool. But the coolest thing there imo is Epcot, and it's literally just little versions of other countries that you are closer to anyways. Disney is also very expensive, and if you're staying for very long you'll probably get bored of that being the only good thing in Florida (if you don't run out of money first).

It's an episode where he's reading comments from people, but I can't remember what it was.

Jesus christ, not Tampa.
I live here going on 3 years - ask me anything. Granted, I'm a bit biased because I'm so used to it - but it is absolutely filled with low lifes, even if the 'upper class' area.

unironically California but stick to those who are introverted

How long can I live with you

How easy is it to pull a Cali bird lad?

Why do you have a picture of me?

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Considering that all girls in Cali are loose sluts (can't call them whores because they do it for free) it should be pretty easy

hacked ur webcam

What happend to Alzhiemer man?

Depends on whether you're a cute girl or not.

I need to move.

youtu.be/X7l0TVCTy-U
They are friendly.

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