Tfw no nordic gf

You don't want to come here

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>tfw no nordic bf

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i'l be your nordic boyfriend (male)

deal

Prove you're Nordic.

A lot of Canada can look like that.

>prove you're nordic

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>tfw no french friend

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The view out my window looks just like this, weather-wise

It is not a problem for me

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Doubt

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Yeah I remember seeing that in the other thread about getting non-white gfs. While I'm sure that isn't you if it is, you're hot.

French girls are too capricious and she gets angry for nothing

t. has a french mother

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That's a very small amount of snow, why would you doubt? It's -11C here right now

thats all women in general

A lot of Canada looks just like that though, they get really cold weather too.

Its not the snow or cold that's the problem. Its the general vibe and darkness.

>waaah idont like the darkness. mummy!!

cringe

GET AWAY FROM UPPLANDS VÄSBY

>general vibe
Please explain.
>darkness
And again, why do you think this is unique to you and that Canada doesn't have it?

I am a man of the shade, it does not bother me

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Iktf bro

We have nighttime in Canada too, sweetie
(except if you're up near the arctic circle part of canada where you get sun 24h a day for part of the year)

Looks like Moscow. What do you feel when the snow melts and all the streets are filled with mud?

How cold is it outside?

I think this would help a little.
The sun goes up at 6AM where he lives.
I can't explain the vibe. Just hopelessness.
I don't care if your country reaches those latitudes, you don't live up there so it doesn't matter.
El negre

Streets don't get filled with mud here, just rocks after all the sanding.
Only -3 Celsius

UPPLANDS VÄSBY IS FOR REAL MEN, NOW GET OUT, GO TO GREECE OR SOME SHIT.

Canada is pretty hopeless too, you're not special.

Blacker than you, Mister Swedish

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Upplands Väsby is for alcoholics and welfare-niggers.

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So are you saying it's safe there during winter, since all the niggers thaw on spring?

seems like you haven't been to Märsta

Ya, no fun without them, my drug dealer fled to Greece for the time being.

That's cool. We have mud streets every spring.

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Oh I have. Rotebro is worse, though.

post in /danmarktråden/ 1 hour from now and I will tell you about my experience which may or may not help you get a nordic gf

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But that's slush with dirt in it. We have that too.

what's your # bb

Post your info first handsome ;*
Assuming you don't get banned again.

I hate this crap. Winter is only enjoyable if you don't have to leave the house.

Sometimes it can be nice to walk around in the snow, assuming you aren't in a rush.

This

Link?

Other swedes here are pussies lmao, the darkness is quintessentially swedish and comfy. Wish we had more snow though, and it's usually not colder than like -5 around stockholm.

>pendeln
får ångest av att se det där favä

comfy

no ty

Well, at least I am Nordic

You're not

>0.56% Nordic

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I live in Minnesota!

You and all your Somali friends will never be Nordic (jk stay warm friend)

Its not

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It looks really comfortable

thanks friend. i wish we had polar nights here like in sweden. since you don't have to go to work, i would be drinking every day instead of wage slaving. wouldn't that be awesome. dark and sleepy.

Only in the train

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fuck why don't we have polar nights in minnesota??? i am basically swedish

someone please post a frozen nordic pepe if those exist

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I don't have polar nights either.

Thank you to Sweden for posting the nice pictures, by the way.

It would be nice, driving/walking around in the snow is kind of shitty.

less than like 5% of sweden's population has polar nights lol. Sun hours around stockholm are like 9.30 to 14.30 in winter times

I'm not done. I'm going to Malmö today and I'm taking pictures.

And it just started snowing in Stockholm again and I'll be down in fucking pseudo Denmark.

Please post them, I'd like to see them.

>I'm going to Malmö today
don't get mugged.

boring town.

We'll see how much of the city I'll see. Im visiting grandma and if I get any time to walk around city I'll post them.
I'm going to the better parts of the city

iktf

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i see. but those who do have polar nights, do office employees there go to work at all or work from home? i'd be drinking and working from home all winter. or perhaps there should be reduced hours, like only work for 3 or 4 hours then get depressed and say fuck it and go home.

You know it

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as a minnesotan, as long as you stay clear of rosengard you are fine. we know rosengard.

You work from 7-16. Dark when you leave home, dark when you go home

are you into partying or something? boring is comfy. it is a plus. also if you don;t have a gf nobody will know.

you mean rosengård.

Choo Choo, all onboard to g*thenburg.

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We need a Nordic general in English. You should tell stories and post pictures. But of course everyone would be memeing about refugees instead since fucking poltards ruined Jow Forums. That's not fair.

Hey where did you get that letter, I don;t have it.

comfy af. is it 6 am?

alt + numpad 134

Yup

ålright, thånks mån i håve it now

God I hate Am*ricans

i åm off to bed, håve a good trip, ånon!

I took a 5 hour train ride from Copenhagen to Stockholm. don't envy you. on the other hand I spent the whole ride enjoying the countryside.

Thank you! Dream sweet.

Its just gonna be darkness for me. All I have is Jow Forums for 5 hours since I forgot my headset.

sext your fv.

Vad ska du till götet att göra user?

Why, when we clearly want you as either our bfs or gfs.

Jag ska till Malmö och träffa min farmor.

Mysigt, hälsa från mig

I wish