>the 33 year old boomer working for a big software company checking Binance on the toilet
who the fuck drinks monster?
the 33 year old boomer
>33 year old boomer
I hate this unfunny may may
>C O P E I NG
found the mid 30's boomer
nice spelling ranjesh
I'm 29, i.e. a millennial, as is everyone born in or after 1984 (possibly earlier) and in or before 1995
>hurr durr muh spelling i am such an grown up adult grammar nazi
found the fucking boomer
>that 23 year old boomer who does one hour of work at his office and spends the rest of the day shitposting on Jow Forums on the clock
Game over
HEY THROW ME A MONSTER LIQUID HEH. MY BOOMER HANDS ARE LEATHER MIT HEH
you found me. please don't call my boss while I "going through server logs"
That one McDonald’s poster on here
31 year old boomer here
white monster is my favourite
buy LTC
>the 41 year old billionaire boomer who founded Binance on the toilet
>defending yourself against a meme on an anonymous breakfast club scheduler
Yea i can go to mcdonalds too and get a decent meal but every now n then i want a a monster drink. rash enough heh? well i enjoy a cool tall one sometimes
It's a shit meme
>that 29 year old boomer that made it and moved to japan but still shitposts on a racist alt-right white power forum
SIPBOEIS WHADDAAAP
Look, I understand Starbucks has shit tier coffee, but they really hit it with this one. All the ginseng and other bullshit they add really gives you a smooth, clean burning energy instead of just crashing after coffee. There isn't a bunch of necessary ingredients either. On top of that, it's tasty and won't rot your teeth whatever that bubbling acid in OP will.
Not going to lie, I stopped counting after age 30, but when I wake up in the morning I open the fridge and reach for a nice, cold Starbucks Double Shot Mocha to start my day off right.
Ah a fellow Starbucketeer. My favourite is the double espresso with milk. It beats the monster any day any time.
>this triggers the monster neet
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heh nice one gramps. your a boomer. deal with it
33 y.o actually is a boomer though
when you think of millenial you think of someone in their 20s and under
Welcome newfriend
You nailed it. I’m basically a neet 36 hours of the work week but get paid 40.
I am watching tv, sippin, and shitposting on the clock. You are obviously jealous.
>What you think matters.
Please kill yourself painfully. Please let your mom find you and cry on camera.
Wrong. But decent bait got me to respond
>there was no generation between boomer and millennial
The absolute state of millennials. Guess what, kiddos, thirties are the best age of a man's life. All that 20 y/o pussy you'll never get just bends over as soon as we walk in the room. They look at you and they see their brother. They look at us and the see daddy. At this age you no longer give a fuck about any of those social stigmas you kiddos have anxiety attacks over. You know, that same feeling that makes you think the 30 year old boomer meme is going to bother us. At this point, we don't really care if a woman is interested in us or not and that only makes them want us more. Meanwhile, they're using you as a doormat. Sometimes I just walk up to a group of attractive women and say "Hi, ladies. Looking good tonight," and then just walk away. You little pricks don't have a sliver of that level of confidence.
>all this rapidly aging boomer COPE
there was a time when i would hate you. but i've been enlightened. it is a workers divine duty to slack off as much as possible
whoever said hard work is rewarded has never done hard work for someone else