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What happened bros edition

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>farted
>it felt particularly wet
>I shit myself

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should i watch mr. robot

Who else here /depressedbutoptimisticaboutthenearfuture/?

do americans really do this

I sharted the bed recently after eating some fried chicken that I think gave me sam o'nella poisoning. I was wearing boxers, but it went through into my sheets anyway.

why can't americans control their bowel movements?

I go between depressed and neutral like 3 times a day. Im not optimistic about the future but I am hopeful

I have never witnessed it, but the amount of pictures of it online suggests a disturbing trend

Literally had never heard of people accidentally shitting themselves when farting until I immigrated to the US

Americans, ladies and gentlemen

just weird hair

Just shat myself bros

when is your next stream leaf

It's because of their diet

I was until chile handed me the L now I live an apathetic existence

When I left California and visited Flyoverlandia, I saw several people in Walmart who shat themselves

what happened

i eat whatever i want but i don't shit myself

How do you guys pronounce Chile?
I say chill-ay

My ISO was too high at 400 but I'm also using a 250$ Tamron lens. I'm not yet ready to throw 600$ for a good one just yet.

She only cares about 2d

like "chile"

Chee-lay

Bet the same story could be told from the perspective of a woman who is into Urkel

is chile actually a woman (female)???

chil-le

I used to work at Walmart for a year and had a coworker shit himself 4 times in that year, once in my presence.
Also plenty of customers who smelled like shit and would leave trails of shit.

Chyle

/ˈtʃJli/

How strong is your hatred for wh*Tes, /cum/?

Ch-Eye-Talian

I pronounced it like this when I was a little kid

what kind of underwear do you use?

why do you want to know faggot

Chili

Boxer briefs

boxer briefs

i want to use boyshorts desu

Briefs, but I think I'll give boxer-briefs another try

See:

my theme
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Saw an autist with a Prisma Ilya cardbox today

I'm currently wearing some tight as boxer briefs that I should probably replace

fuck... i'm gonna cry bud

/v/ > /mu/ >>> /tv/

Is your name Adam

Guys stop joking about shitting myself I had to toss perfectly good underwear

yes

yikes

why? because they're too tight?

...

Jow Forums > /x/ >>>>>>> /v/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /mu/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actual horseshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /tv/

thinking about making a thread with your post as the op desu

TV has good memes and absolutely nothing else
/mu/ used to have great recs but not anymore, too much (c)rap
I have never browsed /v/

Lived here my whole life and never once sharted. If I put that in my application could I get a Schengen area passport?

It's not fucking funny I'm serious

How do i control my lustrous & sexual thoughts

Yeah I've been getting a bit thiccer lately might be time to hit the cut

>tfw ywn be a 2d thicc Boi so chile will finally accept you

my underwear is not tight enough
it is kinda funny

/sp/ = Jow Forums >>>>>>> /mu/ > /tv/ > /soc/ > /x/ >>>>>>> the rest

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pls help

Jow Forums>Jow Forums>/co/>Jow Forums>Jow Forums>>>>>>>>>>everything else

my name isnt really adam but thank you

/ck/ is based

>Jow Forums
Cringe x 1000000

kys

Thoughts on my long post that got zero replies?

wtf rood

the nytimes
but you need a subscription desu

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It's too long

No point in comparing boards because they're all total shit now that they're infested with zoomers

a little
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Hello lads. My cat7 Ethernet cable from ebay arrived today.

I just remembered that I'm turning 27 in two weeks and I still feel the same as I did when I was 20. Like I don't feel like I aged that all beside physically. I'm just as dead inside, I have barely any interests or fun. One thing that changed is that I lost all my friends because everyone got a job and went on with their lives.

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Bloomberg, BBC, AP, Reuters, NPR, FT, NY, NPR, WSJ,

so into you by tamia

GRIDS infested thread

Elsa jean has such a giant vagina

wanna purge

Do it.

what music do you listen to?

>women dont get stretched out
explain pornstars then

Need a cute girl to play with my Willy.

Death Grips
unironically

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Need a hansome man to play with his Willy.

>Death Grips

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Death Grips stopped being avant garde like five years ago bro, you don't need to say 'unironically'
Get with the times, gramps

For me, it's traditional British music

youtube.com/watch?v=IgL6AcixfuA

Indie and alternative music
Used to listen to rap until I embraced the art hoe lifestyle
Now I'm spending a ton of my money on art now
Ordered a bunch of Hieronymus Bosch figurines

Listening to these rn

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dont care

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