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sad boys edition

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me? a middling IQ failed normie, why do you ask?

didn't ask actually

>middling IQ
cope, as they say

Fucking state of this runt lmao

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Any still a virgin in 2019 man in?

>india doesn't have parking meters
wat

>it was a trade deal that became a political union
I have scepticism that this is anything more than their posturing. As you obviously know a big reason why foot et al were against it to begin with was because the EU was clearly never going to be just "a trade deal". They knew that if you ever join this thing then the longer your in it the harder it's gona be to get out.

im smart but lazy

what's your favourite subreddit, lads?
for me, it's Jow Forumstraps

still kissless

cut down like wheat beneath the scythe...

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>we become Singapore
sweet

But are you attractive?

>being Singapore would be a bad thing

the classic cope

>we become Singapore
BASED BASED BASED

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post your mug mick

whats the secret to good pork crackling lads

There's a right and left-wing argument for leaving. There is only a right-wing argument for staying.

university of life grad, 48 years young

you need some form of ideology otherwise you just end up curbing the discussion set by people who do
why haven’t centrists realised that yet

just bee urself

keep coping neurotypical

britain doesn't have parking meters on the street either any more, only in carparks. and they bear no resemblance to us-style parking meters

>I'm high IQ
only low IQ people say this
>I'm average IQ
only low IQ people say this
>I'm low IQ
only high IQ people say this

scromiting

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singapore is a bland corrupt police state with a thin veil of gum-free streets and shiny buildings masking the grimness beneath tbqh

would rather not

i'm alright looking though honestly

Incel loser crab in the bucket mentality

always good, this.

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>>I'm high IQ
>only low IQ people say this
>>I'm average IQ
>only low IQ people say this
>>I'm low IQ
>only high IQ people say this
only low IQ people say this

melvin

>1984 tier state
>no workers rights
>no corporate laws

went to the school of hard knocks myself

>4 kids with autism

What are the odds?

>>>I'm high IQ
>>only low IQ people say this
>>>I'm average IQ
>>only low IQ people say this
>>>I'm low IQ
>>only high IQ people say this
>only low IQ people say this
only extremely high IQ people say this

the news resolution: art hoe gf

>makes claim
>asks to prove said claim
>"lol you just an incel"
keep coping neurotypical.

Sounds better than London.

Not the original poster, incel creep

based and bigbrained

Arthur Hayes is the only based black man alive

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And he's autistic, lmao. Niggers should look up to men like him instead of rappers

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Ah yes, Venezuela or Singapore, the only two possible outcomes of Brexit.

yeah but to tell you the truth im not smary but lazy. im actually slow and hard working

High an iq of 60 lads

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>surrendering individualism for social stability

yep, sounds based to me

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love when normies go on the internet then get arseblasted when someone insults them

doing a cheeky morning poo lads haha good stuff!

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no one who has ever been to singapore or knows anything about singpore would want to become like singapore. You think the housing crisis in the uk is bad? try fucking singapore lmao
you're insane. In singapore you have 80+ year old migrant workers cleaning up after you in hawker stalls. American style consumerism everywhere huge malls etc it's a decent place to visit but to live wud be fucking grim

had three coffees and some water this morning and i haven't weed once
where does it all go lads?

t. Lefty Venezuelan supporting gimps
Singapore is one of the wealthiest countries in the world, managed it from being one of the poorest countries only a few decades ago and without any natural resources

imagine if aliens found this lol

you are the one projecting calling others incel lmao, by all means keep coping though

What is SNP? Also autism is not mental inefficiency. It is a gift from gods

lads do any of you just feel really insecure around your parents? especially my dad, I just feel so self conscious and like I can't be myself or say things I would around my friends or random people. I usually don't say anything at all and just answer with really short questions. I don't know why it's so hard for me to relax around them.

He never beat me or anything, worse he ever did was pick me up by the neck and throw me against a cupboard (I was like 12, it was because my sister squirted me with ketchup and i poured my drink on her in retaliation. my sister didn't get any punishment) but I don't really care about it I don't think. He's usually quite nice I think.

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t. drooling fucking retard that fancies himself a smart guy

LADS
Is it too early to start drinking?

You literally are an incel and I’ve seen you refer to yourself as that several times, incel

Scottish """national""" party

That's because it is smol and we ran them for a long time.

And in London you have the third-world on your doorstep trying to stab you.

why do you think you're still kv then?

David is a data scientist with a degree in biology. He is excited about Bitcoin and the potential applications of blockchain technology. He is based out of Seattle and enjoys playing soccer, hiking, and music.

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>hm ah yes this "barefoot" pink moscato appears to have won a gold medal at the 2016 san diego challenge international wine & spirits competition?
>very good, yes, well i believe it has breathed enough, so let us taste this award winning vintage
>*sip*
>mfw

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Kill the pig while shouting Allahu Akbar

Scottish national party,

wasn't even me you've just been arguing with some rando lmao
you really are a brainlet

how do you think they managed it lad
they're a dictatorship in all but name, hyperconsumerist, corporatist and no less corrupt than any third world country

already completed it mate

lmao didn't you use to fail your maths classes?

>yourself
how on earth do you know you I am you absolute freak. Have never called myself incel wtf lmao

I usually dont talk around my mother because she turns everything into an argument

your dad did beat you
he must have knocked something loose in your little head because you're incredibly thick

*swings a stopwatch in front of you like a pendulum*
you are getting sleepy... very sleepy
when i snap my fingers you will tell me the secret to perfect pork crackling
*snaps fingers*

>rorke now claims becoming like Singapore would be a good thing
fucking hell he's lost his head

Imagine becoming a billionaire from......Bitcoin. Boggles the fucking mind. It was worth literally less than a penny not 10 years ago.

depends
i started about an hour ago but i've been up all night and will be off to bed soonish

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRP

Oh Emma, that stinks. Naughty naughty, that’s nasty. Silly girl.

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my dad is some kind of senior government lawyer and had a mortgage + wife at 22 while I'm the same age with no prospects and battling through a shit degree at uni
one day I'll have a go at him with a hammer while he's sleeping

in singapore there is unironically the death penalty for drug handling. I mean desu if you are an authoritarian then fair enough singapore if your paradise but to the rest of us...

>how on earth do you know you I am you absolute freak
you I am you to you too mate!
someone get this lad some aspirin, I think he's having a stroke hahaha

Corbyn -> We become like Denmark
May -> We become like Britain still

this too
love her and all but she manages to disagree with literally anything I say even when I'm not talking to her, then has the nerve to say I'm always arguing with her. nah, you turn everything into an argument when it's none of your business mam

Don't feel depressed, but I do feel pretty empty desu.

ah yes this is the kind of quality post I was looking for

I'm the same way lad, had a pretty shit childhood though

I dunno I guess im just missing some basic social ability

same reason ive never had many friends even though I generally get on well with people

*monotone voice*
is... duckduckgo... broken...

Absolutely not.
By trade I am an electrician. The maths to become certified are not dogshit.

keep coping neurotypical
sorry your iq is too low to incorporate basic logic into your reading

why yes if we get rid of our labour laws we will magically become a city state entrepot in a commercially advantageous position in the malacca strait

>unironically the death penalty for drug handling
incredibly based

It's not a bad thing. That's the point. This fucking faggy actor troglodyte needs to hang himself and his kids too

nowt wrong with singapore except the drug laws

Asians look like White men with jaundice who just got out of bed

Singapore IS better 2bh

I am not very adept at anything to be quite honest with you lads.

What’s your IQ, emmett?