>salam aleikum habibi
>that'll be €5,95 for your dürüm plus jizya tax
Salam aleikum habibi
Nathaniel Price
Jackson Evans
>make order
>kebab guy turns around
>starts chatting loudly in kebab with his coworker
>they laugh
>then give me kebab
S-stop bully Mr Ozkan
Jose Baker
its 3,5€ here
Juan Clark
I don't think you understand how this works...
Kayden Nguyen
>its 3,5€ here
plus jizya tax
Easton Russell
I told you NO ONIONS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Ayden Scott
MORE ONIONS, OKAY BOSS
Austin Allen
Why do they all call you chief or boss ?
Alexander Watson
Not over here
Michael Moore
master
Hunter Young
It's why I only get my kebabs from the lovely Bulgarian husband and wife
Better still is that their kebabs and pizzas are insanely good
Evan Ortiz
here in flanders they shit like "friend" and "brother"
how do they say it in france? "eeeh wesh patron"?
Wyatt Thomas
Jizya is only for christians and jews. I'm a athetist.
*Shots the moustache guy in the head*
Pshh, that's what you get for believing in gods
Dominic Foster
what?
Oliver Brooks
>€5,95
more like 2,8
Also didn't know belgians also used , for decimals
Landon Hernandez
And now the husband and wife will be put on their knees and publicly shot by the Brexit death squads. Good job brits
Lucas Martin
More like 1,5 for the large
Kevin Cox
They offer a can of choice (soda) if you order a large portion kebab.
Ryan Peterson
Huh, my local kebab guy always refers to me as Kleinschwanzalmanloser or Kartoffelfresser. Weird. Must be a cultural thing.
Ryan Morales
>Kleinschwanzalmanloser
>Kartoffelfresser
Hudson Taylor
The € comes after the amount you dumb Americanised cunt.
Can't believe that the EU is run by literal retards.
Jeremiah Morgan
based and drugdilled
Matthew Gonzalez
effendi