Crypto is dying, portfolio is down over 50%

>crypto is dying, portfolio is down over 50%
>will never be financially successful
>circumcised so penis is less sensitive
>socially inept so will never feel what pussy sex is like
>doomed to unsatisfying masturbation for life
>been filling out applications around town, expect within a couple of weeks I'll be nothing more than a lowly wagie
at what point do we say we've had enough and just exit long life itself

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ropes on me

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I'm in the same boat as you except I've been a wagie for 4.5 years now. I made a promise to myself when I was seriously considering suicide. I will ride this shitshow called my life till the bitter end.

annnnnd it continues to go down

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wagecuck mentality is seeing everything down like this and not buying in

I'll probably throw in the towel around august

Life is tragic. Make it better or go mcfucking kill yourself.

General Sentiment: SUICIDAL
>the absolute state
Recommended Action: BUY

Life is shit for the most part unless you get lucky. Lower your expectations and aim for one genuinely good experience/time every week. Having at least one thing to look forward to every week helps a lot. Oh and also don't ever stop trying to get lucky. Take everything less seriously.

You can't buy low and sell high if the investment will never be high.

I'm selling shares in my sperm for low price, DM me for details.

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That actually sounds like a good system, thank you user.

>depression

stop fapping

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You know the saying "sex is only half as good as you imagine while youre jerking off?"
Its not. Its out of this world, straight the best shit ever. Imagine a cold as fuck night and you have a soft, warm, awesome smelling, tight, hot and wet and horny, moving, purring, jesus christ, she's cumming and you can feel it and bam you shoot your load and you both laugh about it oozing out and fall asleep, covered in juices and you wake up and that awesome smell and her ass is rubbing against you and you get hard again and shes moaning and you put it in and oh sweet jesus you wont last long but shes fucking yourself on your dick and has one hand on your hips, pushing you into her, and the other hand on the wall, pushing herself onto you, and shes working and shes cumming and before you bust she goes down and sucks it out of you and you ask yourself how people fucking procreate when it feels so good to cum in her mouth.

>crypto is dying, portfolio is down over 50%
It will go up eventually, unless you bought some total scams. Learn from your mistakes.

>will never be financially successful
If you know about crypto, you're 20 steps ahead of a mindless normie.

>circumcised so penis is less sensitive
But you can last longer. Nerves in penis don't die. They just get less sensitive. Maybe there is a way to protect penis from underwear.

>socially inept so will never feel what pussy sex is like
Hookers/escorts can give you that. You might not feel what love feels like, but when it comes to that, not many people experience what real love is, and even if they do, it's usually only temporary.

>doomed to unsatisfying masturbation for life
You can do nofap, and thus free yourself from pussy. Women are good looking up to 25-30 years. After that they looks so bad, and are so sore, that you're left with masturbation anyway.

>been filling out applications around town, expect within a couple of weeks I'll be nothing more than a lowly wagie
Golden bull is inevitable. Reinvest what you can, and you'll make it. If you live in western countries, you don't have it as fucked up as people in the other parts of the world, where prices are like in west, but paycheck are 4x lower.

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Thats bascely it. Find out why u do it (and other things like drugs, alco ,cigs, meth - they all have one in common: they repleace something u need. Find it and be happy again

Holy shit people(using that loosely) need to stop with all these bullshit cope memes. Life is like a fucking lightning strike of an orgasm for many of us and you need to stop mimimizing that in your imagination and just live with the fact that not everyone is the same - cars need to be parked, clothes laundered, bathrooms disinfected - that’s where you come in. Take the Japanese approach and strive for excellence in your labor and one of us will maybe smile at you once in a while and make your day.

You deserve to be poor.

>But you can last longer. Nerves in penis don't die. They just get less sensitive. Maybe there is a way to protect penis from underwear.

Massive cope. You can take priligy + cialis to last longer with an uncut dick.

>Hookers/escorts can give you that. You might not feel what love feels like, but when it comes to that, not many people experience what real love is, and even if they do, it's usually only temporary.

No, you can't have unprotected sex with 8/10+ escorts unless you are a billonaire.

>You can do nofap, and thus free yourself from pussy. Women are good looking up to 25-30 years. After that they looks so bad, and are so sore, that you're left with masturbation anyway.

lmao at this cope

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Lol