Stick to your internet Monopoly money kids

Exactly if the market really crashes I would make probably a few million from rolling cheap otm vix calls

I have 100k in cash how to be like u op?

Look for contrarian ideas, understand the variant perception, make small bets at first, size up over time and with experience

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>the absolute state of insecurity

LOL nobody can even read that jibberish. Is it even in english? Just buy LINK.

post p/l or gtfo

do you actually think 180k is a lot of money

You know during volatility it is quite posssible for the xiv/vix to drop to zero, right? (one way or the other).

Do you even know what the VIX or calls are? God you cyptotards are so dumb

Is thr XIV still a thing? I thought credit suisse got rid of it

I’ve cashed out 250k to buy a house. Yes 400k is a lot compared to your internet Monopoly money which is worth zero and that you can’t cash out.

heh if only you knew

im unironically low iq. is there any hope for me?

Could you please explain calls and puts to me like I'm retarted.
I understand margin trading and leverage but can't wrap my mind around options.

whats ur folio and net worth?

>Not life changing money.

user, you are about to be schooled over the next 12 months that you aren't actually wealthy.

I am literally going to use this post tnx

>46 percent in 6 months

hahahahah i already out performed you for June. kys faggot.

>Merrill Edge
>absolutely disgusting

But I'm up something like 5000%, what are you on about? Oh this little retracement? OK.

>falling by 70%
>just a retracement

Top kek. I bet you think crypto bounces back too you bag holding retard

> up 5000%

> down 70%

Fucking gottem

It's not the best but what is better for free trades? No other platform (besides Robinhood's faggy platform) offers free trades and a good UI/reliable service

t. Edge client

Sure you did bud. Just got to believe in yourself big guy. Remember optimism is all that you need. Just make sure don’t scream too loud this time or the orderly will take away your phone.

You're probably 50 years old and have a portfolio of 180k! LMAO. 100k-1million is NOTHING when you look at compounded interest. You bragging about that PUNY portfolio shows just how fucking tiny your wallet is.

My father has grossed over 19 million by the time he was 45. You are a complete failure of an investor and you have NO IDEA what it takes to build capital!

TRY HARDER BUDDY.

>

Having to brag on the internet about your money to make yourself feel better? SAD!

>Longing tech and thinking your special

And look at him now, having raised such an autistic son. Just tells you are family is dumb new money who got there by luck.

That won't work, where would the cash go? If you withdraw you get early tax penalties

Luck? You wish you understood HALF the things my father does. Maybe then you wouldnt have to sit on your lazy ass and brag about pocket change on Jow Forums.

Have fun with your bitch of a wife and enjoy your 180k. You can probably buy the new Toyota sienna with it. That is, after you pay taxes on it like a good boy because you dont know how to beat the man.

Toyota kek
You seem to know a lot about them you sure your dad isn’t a used Toyota Salesman? Poor guy, having such a crappy job to support his autistic son

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keep bragging about your 180k just absolutely loling at an old guy bragging about that much money.

You could have probably made more just throwing money into a 401k.

>oh fugg xdddd its down 70% it will never recover right user ahhhhhhh

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Q7 is for homos

is it even S Line?

Im from AUS, the S-line on the 3L TDI is fucking worse than stock lol. Most people get factory wheels and leave it.

Its not an SQ7 if your asking that... OP still a fag

>poorfags thinking 180k is good

the absolute state of biz

That’s the wife’s car

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I can tell your not into your cars at all...

sounds interesting but im unironically too dumb and lazy to ever read up and become good at that. but congrats op for getting it.

He doesn’t realize people can have multiple accounts yet

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ur a douchebag but i'm still jelly. Good job. Fuck these salty Jow Forums crypto kiddies.

You can tell the poverty/underaged state of biz by all the people who think 1 account = entire net worth

You can see the cope in these threads.
Last year there were guys showing multi-million dollar accounts, now we getting 180k

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Audi is a garbage car anyway. only turks drive them.

Been there done that.... i lost a lotnof my wealth, real money....
I just restarted

The screenshot looks like mockup thus fake.

OP as a fellow Merrill trader, what level options did you get, and did you lie on the application?

Currently doing holds with Merrill and options with RH

Nope, didn’t lie. I was trading on IB as well but ML was just cheaper to move money and trade us stocks/options. I should have the max access. Been trading options since college 10 years ago

ok thanks, I will try to grab access since I have options experience