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me and the lads edition

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cara

ancient gimmick

Hail Kekistani and Hitler! Shadilay, mein Führer!

it looms

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No such thing as a normie, Chad, or racism

>proving you wrong
wtf? I haven't said anything other than that the person who made the first post is neurotypical lmao

*busts a fat nut of baby creme on your face*

Ladies, Gentlemen... Fellow Gamers,

COPE. If you've had sex 15 times at 19 you should not be posting here neurotypical

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>it looms
>not posting brendan fraser

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Had a dream where I was looking at my feet and noticed a bump on the bottom of my left foot. Upon further inspection I noticed a little protrusion and as I pulled it out a long metal rod emerged from the underside of my foot. It didn’t hurt and my feet weren’t bleeding or anything but they felt substantially more numb and empty afterwards.

What does this mean? Why would I have such a specific dream?

desu if u're not a gamer in 2018 u are probably low iq

Hello all, how are we?

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i thought affirmative action was limited to education

time to go to bed.
fun has been had lads. now its 8 hours of sleep toil, an hour of wake up and get read toil, 30 minutes of commute toil, 8 hours of toil, 30 minutes of commute toil, an hour of cook and eat toil, so 19 hours before I'm free again.

Vampires exist

good post

mum and sister keep nagging me to contact a therapist they found for me

Also where’s melvin

>be closed racist
>go to doctor in US
>get nigger
>"uga buga muh dik mugafuga i be yo doctor n shit"
>uhhh can i get somebody else
>"YOU MUGAFUGAIN CRACER ASS BITCH"
and then you get on the nation wide news and your life is fucked
you think i don't remeber chimps spamming everywhere and US TV stations reporting
>RACIST WOMAN REFUSED TO LET HER CHILDREN BE OPERATED BY BLACK DOCTOR

good to log your dreams lad.

keep logging them, try to notice patterns, you will learn things about your subconscious says Jung.

Is it considered normal to play with a girl's bumhole during sex lads? Virgin man here but I reckon if I ever did the deed the temptation might be hard to resist.

the only therapy that works is psychedelic therapy

ah yes
medical """school""" isn't education is it??

huehuehue GAMERS hue ammirute

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>muh affirmative action

is the calling card of mediocre huwhite yanks

No good mate, what shall you be doing?

>2,000,000 years of human evolution

99.9% of that time was spent living not much higher than the beasts of the forests.

It was only 5,000 years ago that humans were making rudimentary figures on cave walls. 2,000 years ago, humans had been living in flourishing societies. Those guys were comparative geniuses compared to humans 5,000 years ago.


Humans of today are comparative geniuses to the humans of 2,000 years ago. What does that make us to the humans of 2,000,000 years ago?


Exactly. Suck my ass.

Refuse to employ anyone who isn't at least masters in dota2 or league

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In the current year, transgenderism is basically a welfare program for psychopaths. If your life sucks and everyone hates you, all you have to do is say you’re transgendered, and hating you will become a criminal offense.

Reminder that Chinese companies can buy our companies. The Chinese don't let us buy their companies though.

Yet he reason for all trade wars is Donald Trump?

forgot: add another 2 hours of gym toil on top, but cut down cook toil by 30 minutes because i already have a meal prepped.

so what like 3 hours free tomorrow before bed time.

not a single solitary pixel

*unleashes a big, wet, stinky poo* ah yes, that's the stuff

The way distributions work, they're most likely right most of the time in evoking it

>only 5,000 years ago
so so wrong mate 10,000 years ago minimum there were towns/cities if not much longer

Well, my trip to Queenstown has come to an end
I must say it was simply delightful, very good way to start 2019

talk to crossdressers on grindr to hopefully meet up with them and shag them

The battery won't start

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15 different people or 15 times

So what biological change occurred in that most recent 0.01% of time?

Nah

had his door kicked in by a.s.i.o.
apparently he was about to ship off to syria

Explains Amer 100%

chortling

Just autistic as us yet you've shagged 15 times and I've slept with 0 women at 27 yes im thinking gtfo nt

I don’t know what you’re arguing about but some of those points are quite literally not true, Abos were doing cave paintings 40,000 years ago

compelling nargument desu

Not in Finland

okay there nigger

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do you actually think in memes or is this post ironic

The Irish are Celtic subhumans.

Therapists are expensive, don’t skint yourself over nonsense

15 different girls

nah i reckon it takes some not being autistic to get birds

Reckon I’ve shagged well over 200 times its just only been with 10 different people

incels, gamers and jews share a lot in common

>nah
what do you mean nah lmao you going against archiologist and anthropologists? yeh sure u know more stupid yank

you dont wanna make me angry..... if i were u id learn to keep my mouth shut. u dont wanna see me have a heated gamer moment....

take your meds schizo you freak

MEOWING

running dangerously low on jack daniels

>it was not real becasue i said so
okay there nigger

'rents are saying they'd pay for it
don't really want to talk with one at the moment

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maybe you already saw this but here it is again anyway. the video is a bit triggering

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still howling at that time shcizo admitted he's jewish

I sure hope not, shan’t be pleased if Melvin stops posting

no don't do this it makes mustard gas

that your bf's name hahah??

This but unironcally

Thinking a number 3

hmmmm

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very low quality post

>white people don't all look the sa-

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The oldest building the in the world (in France) is only 5,000 years old. So how can there be cities 10,000 years ago?

Why are you buying yank whisky

Nah was funnier when he posted timestamped pic of his micropenis

i can easily tell them all apart
they all happen to have chrome domes (except for trump)

bbc saying that transgender people should be allowed to freeze their sperm on the NHS because they would otherwise have to spend £175 - £450 per annum to store them.

Who are you quoting?

What do you mean no it doesnt

What was Jericho

looking forward to the internet phenomenons of 2019

2018 was pretty bloody good for entertainment value, and overall every year going the internet has been accelerating faster towards more ludicrous events

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>It was only 5,000 years ago that humans were making rudimentary figures on cave walls
incredibly wrong
art is tens of thousands of years old. 5,000 years ago people had been living in towns for thousands of years already

goes well with coke

both kinds iykwim

we gamers are an ancient race... all of the most powerful men in history were known to be gamers

is he an incel

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waiting for the rest of my pc parts to come in

Keep impulse purchasing stupid shit to keep me satisfied but i only get more depressed when its all over hahahaah
Most recent effort was £2300 on a Leica M6 until i realised a month later i dont even enjoy photography that much

>rocket fuel

would snort these

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God bless all white Aryans who fought for National Socialism.

even mild autism risks you not being able to pick up girls

Must be because of the racial difference right?

ok? what's wrong with that rorkey boy?