Meeting up with this cute 18 year old piece this Sunday...

I’m very smooth when I’m with girls below my league but need some drank In me with really hot girls my own age

She’s really poor and Just out of high school so I should be acting like a chad

shes probably some whale

and she’s a virgin btw and never even kissed someone

also why do u wanna be with someone who doesnt make an effort to look nice? dude that just sounds like trouble

I’m kind of autistic I’d like to have a low maintenance Gf who just does whatever I tell her to

Firstly you're as edgelord. But since we've all been desperate and thirsty and psychological manipulation is essential Jow Forums skills - I'll help a brother out with the basics.
>a. You lie tell her you and her have something special, imply that you're meant to be - if she's into astrology find some compatibility between your star signs, if she's religious - say god meant for you too to be together. If she's into eastern mythology or a hippie use something from that vocabulary
>"You can argue with me, but you can't argue with the universe" is the implication, but say it less cringe than that.
>b. constantly but gently push boundaries. This is just as much about 'testing' if she is obedient as it is establishing a relationship norm where you call the shots. That means asking her point-blank sexual questions, asking her to do favours like drive you to the store, or pay for shit. If she says no once, wait a while, then pull it again. Consistent refusal means you can't turn her into an 'obedient sex kitten' but you already knew that.
>c. Constantly include her in your future and you in hers. "when I'm rich we're gonna live in a mansion in Beverley Hills" "if we have kids, they will be so attractive" "I'm going to be your manager when your singing career takes off"

"I'll let you know when I finally see you. *winky emoji* and good, I like being casual when we first meet; it makes things more chill"

Where did you meet this girl? Tinder?

dude there's a 0.5% you'll get laid then, just being honest. Unless she specifically said she was interested in fucking, that is.

this will also set you up for an icebreaker when you first meet. You can either tell her she's really pretty, or (jokingly) tell her she was right. Just make it EXTREMELY clear you're only playing with her, and then say "just kidding" after. If she giggles, you did it right.

Met her on tinder she said she wants to lose her virginity bexusss she’s ashamed of having no experience

people like you are why im scared to have a daughter

if quints, OP gets laid on Sunday

rip i tried

OP? okay dude, you have to make her very, very comfortable. Don't even think about making a significant move on her for at least an hour or two. Also, get her a little tipsy

Here's what you do:
>invite her over for a movie
>be warm/inviting/etc. offer her food and drink
>sit next to each other on the couch and share a blanket
>be close enough to her that you rub up against each other every so often. maybe have your knees touching or something. The goal here to is maintain periodical body contact and warm her up.
>about 50-75% of the way into the movie (make sure she's had a beer or two) put your hand on her thigh. don't move it, just leave it there. continue to move your hand up her leg after a couple minutes
>turn and face her. if shes dying of anticipation, go in and kiss her. if not, keep escalating physically and give her a seductive look
>get all up in her space at this point, touch her sensually and kiss her

At that point if she's scared or backs out comfort her and cuddle a bit. If she genuinely doesn't want to then obviously don't be a pushy fuck. Give her time and space. It might take a try or two.

If not, then congrats man, you fugged her

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"Haha don't worry, I like you just the way you are my little crossaint."

Girls love compliments.

Take advice from me, I've fucked over 1,000 girls.

you shouldn't encourage her daddy issues it's just mental illness. you should be a gentleman, while still being dominant. no depraving sex kitten stuff, it's just pornographic fantasy and not something you want to make a long-term thing out of.

You know this will fall of deaf ears right?

“Eww”

Another girl I’m talking too This is gonna be like takin candy from a baby

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why are you going after damaged goods....tf

Wtf who confides that sort of thing over text

This is a board about BUSINESS AND FINANCE

Can you understand that? Its right there on the top of this fucking page. Is reading too hard for you fucking retards? Is it not possible for your tiny brains to comprehend that certain boards have a certain topic? Is that too difficult of a fucking task for you idiots?

Sage and reported.

>taking time to decapitalize texts
She's into you. Go for it.

You should wake the fuck up to life and avoid woman, since the best that you can do with them nowadays is break even.

I geniunely hope you are trolling

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>not business
Don't manipulate for anything, unless you like a cut-throat reality rather than a long-term growth one.
You can either steal from the pie or grow the pie. One is zero-sum, the other is win-win.
Being a "player" for sex (or anything else) is the zero-sum choice.

I'm 35 and fucked a hundred give or take.

With this sort of girl just be yourself. If she's doesn't make an effort to be superficial in her appearance she won't be superficial in her expectations of your personality. You probably won't fuck her straight away, but give it a couple of dates and some alcohol and you'll get there. If it's her first time give her heaps of foreplay. Also, she will probably fall in love with you. Been through exactly what you're doing a couple of times.

if you gotta ask bro you ain't no natural born Playa

turn that bitch out lad