Do you know why Germany can’t be better than France when it comes to tourism?

Do you know why Germany can’t be better than France when it comes to tourism?
Germany has good beach, foods, architecture and whores.
Germany also has Everything France has.

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Paris is a shithole, Berlin also is a shithole.

But Berlin is smaller and Paris is known as "le epic city of love and romance"

German beaches are cold and known for being cold
French beaches are also not the most comfy place but everybody thinks they are.

Germany has mountains
France has montains
Both have tourism there

It mainly boils down to reputation

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based german autism get

>iTs jUsT aS gOoOod
fucking germans

el diablo...

I don’t know but it’s amusing

No I said its just as bad

Witam cyferki. Tak Pan mówi poprawnie, ależ Warszawa zajebista.

X is a shithole
Y is a shithole
ah yes very good argument to debate.

German beaches are shit, german castles are shit, german mountains are small little farts, there's no sun in germany they hate good food and everybody hates germans

>Beaches shit
Yes
>Castles shit
No
>Mountains small
Yes but still pretty comfy and nice and admired because "muh bavarian culture"
>No sun
Sometimes
>No good food
t. Overrated meme food country
>Everybody hates us
Yes (including myself)

Why do you hate yourselves?

Whores in France arent easy to find. Also somewhat illegal and you will have to pay huge fee.
Germanistan however has brothels legal.
I dont know if it's good for tourism or not.
But i somewhat respect frenchies for not spreading degeneracy.

Because this country is a shithole and the people are annoying

Most of the countries have leaned from your country.
Now your country is the leader of Europe.
You should respect it.

I would love to respect this country and how it recovered from history but the people leading it and most of the people living here are just crap.

>people
You mean immigrants?
Or true German people?
I’ve visited your country but there was no such shit people in your country.
Love your own country.
Your country is the last hope of the Europe.

Hmm yeah Paris might be a shithole, but there's nothing in Berlin that can compare to the Louvres or the Invalides, just to name a few.
Also we have cold beaches in Normandy, Brittanny and Picardy, but we also have hot beaches in the south, something Germany doesn't have. Also all of our southern countryside is probably the comfiest place on earth, it's like Italy (but better), Germany has mountain and forests ok but really that's not the same deal. And overall our countryside is much more diverse (in the good sense lf the word not the american one).
So yeah no it's not just reputation, the French countryside is miles ahead of the German one, that's just how it is.

Germans can't be shittier than Italians tho, Herr Hans

>Ywn make sweet love to a aryan goddes carrying the spirit if a ww2 german cruiser.
Why even live?

> Also all of our southern countryside is probably the comfiest place on earth, it's like Italy (but better)
Compared to Southern Italy, or Northern Italy? Or Central Italy? It's not comfier than Central Italy, you just have pompous, snobbish places like French Riviera, Cote d'Azure etc. Only rich
people go there, thus it's so chic