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where the fuck have you guys been? I've missed this general
Matthew Flores
how do I get thai nudes lads
Isaiah Williams
>My english has already been defined very good and impressive by native english speakers!!!!! i am now in Germany so I have been in Uk not for long in any case everybody that knows me well say that I am really good at English, when I am here I am always in a hurry, I do not like u at all, so do not get revange by saying this it is very immature from U! I am very happily engaged with an american, we are living toghether!!
I told her her English isn't very good and this is the response I get
Adam Cooper
>Message qt >They don't respond >They're not seen online in over a month Why does this keep happening?
I'm meeting a really hot Belorussian girl I've been talking to for nearly a year in February, will be the 3rd girl I've fucked in my illustrious career on interpals. Potentially another one in the pipeline too.
I fucking love this website, I should really milk it for everything it's worth while I'm still young enough.
Jackson Lopez
Almost 1000 of them are from europe!
Samuel Morris
Tell a lie, it'll be the 4th, lel
Dylan Rodriguez
teach me your secrets
Joshua Murphy
Yeah i missed you guys :(
I managed to get three cuties to add me on whatsapp and talk to me all day before the time difference got us and they had to sleep. They all sent pics though, so I'm happy. Maybe they'll send something saucier in the future, especially this one I really like.
Nah but seriously, it's a bit of a numbers game, probably less than half of girls I message reply at all, and of the ones that do the majority are boring as fuck/make no effort so the conversation goes nowhere.
Chicks who write a lot on their profile are way easier to get talking (although IIRC the Belorussian I'm meeting barely wrote anything on hers so), especially if you can crack jokes about things they've written. Just ask questions about stuff if you can't do that, but yeah the best advice I can give is to try and get them laughing as soon as possible. If you wanna make things more flirty, a line I like is "I couldn't get away with that, I'm not as pretty as you" or something. Seems to work well.
Also, I could easily have smashed another 3 or 4 QTs from interpals but didn't for various reasons. Can go into more detail if anyone cares.
Brandon Green
Sure man. Where were they from, and what happened? Also, do you usually comb around the Belorussian girls? Because I do that too, which would mean we're competing.
Jordan Green
>attractive girl calls me beautiful >don't even care anymore
how do i compel myself to bother replying to messages
A couple of others things I've just thought of - you have fucking forever to think of a response when you're talking on interpals, take advantage of that. Even if you think you have a funny reply, wait a little bit, you might think of something better.
Also - and this isn't easy to explain - I'm pretty sure that the one of the reasons I've done well is because is because I'm quite detached at first. This only works if you can be funny and interesting in the first place. I can kind of sense they want the conversation to become more flirty - they'll hint at it, and I play dumb. Adds another level of intrigue I guess, they start thinking "oh damn, does he actually just wanna talk about ___?" I guess a lot of guys probably sperg out a little and start laying the compliments on thick at the first opportunity.
I went Inter-railing a few years ago, only actually ended up banging one (Polish) girl from interpals then despite having like 8 that I was talking to. A Swiss girl in particular I really regret not meeting, I should really have changed all of my plans to go and see her, fucking gorgeous. I did sleep with one of them (Norwegian) about a year later when she came to London. The 3rd I had sex with is Russian, which was much more recently. I still speak to her, kind of a long story all by itself. So, that's the ones I've banged.
And nah, we might be meeting her in Belarus so, just on the off-chance I bump into another qt I'm trying to chat up I'm avoiding that country at the moment lol.
Aiden Myers
>we might be meeting her in Belarus
Why the fuck did I type "we", disregard that I suck cocks
Mason Brown
Just went for what I figured would work. The mood comes and goes anyway.
I’ve been getting too many messages to even bother opening them. At least for me I have trouble talking to even five people at once and it makes me feel bad because other people try to talk and idk what to say I run out of ideas.
Jeremiah Price
Yes
Adrian Torres
Oh no no, don't feel bad. Think of it as an act of mercy. You're sparing them from an empty conversation and therefore wasting their time.
Nicholas Wright
Are thais easy?
Noah James
When you receive nudes, do you send your own nudes in return?
No, just say "wow you're beautiful" and tell them a bunch of nice things. Women don't care about nudes unless you're really well done.
Isaiah Mitchell
Fuck off with your thai fetish
David Watson
Don't have a fetish lad I'm just talking to one, literally never spoke about it before
Hudson Harris
I'd let her bang my kok if u get what I mean :)
Matthew Cruz
Implying you're not
Owen Miller
How can you tell if you'ee ugly??
Adam Parker
There are more than 2 brits you mong
Cooper Miller
Yeah but there's only one constantly going on about thais and it's you, fuck off
James Howard
No they only wanna see your dick at most, men just arent pretty, theyre pieces of art made by god and have to be appreciated in a proper manner and not be reduced by making a picture with your mutt or ching chong phone.
Michael Wood
Not sure why you care so much but it's not me you dolt
No one responds to me. Only milfs 45+ seem to message me, I don’t mind hooking up but I would really prefer same age or younger for relationship. I’m a bit tired of reading profiles and messaging to get no response.
John Carter
i'm not in there
Tyler Nelson
Don't try to make a long distance relationship out of this lol
Chase Martin
Never done a long distance relationship, I don’t work and can travel/live anywhere so I don’t mind relocating or them relocating as money/time isn’t an issue, I’d just rather be in a long term relationship than keep finding ppl who aren’t serious.
Brody Edwards
You don't work, but how do you plan to afford doing such things???
Henry Williams
i only get messages from w*men why boys arent messaging me
Colton Sanchez
Are you m*le?
Jayden Barnes
Yoo someone redpill me on why the magyaryan qt from this here ITT changed her given name again lmao
>austrian qt >i always tell her about the story of the austrian flag as a joke >basically the story goes that a crusading knight was in a white clothing killing muslims and he had a belt so when he removed the belt it had red on top and bottom with a white middle >as a big joke for christmas sent her a vile of watered down ketchup >pretended it was blood from some muslim homeless man >told her she must hang it on her wall to be a good pariot >she believed it was real blood and now won't talk, says i am a creep
Always happy to see a blatant reminder that no matter how awkward I think I am, there's always at least two other fucking idiots shitting around.
Matthew Cox
Imagine being a guy and getting harrassed by some crazed thot liek dat
I bet they'd end up flagging you anyways if you reported dem since they have to cater to the female audience which keeps the whole fucking ponzy scheme going lel
Nah, you're just weird, m8. You could've blocked or ignored her at no effort, and the fact you'd rather speak broken English with her, to look cool to us, just adds fuel to the fire.
Bentley Jenkins
Wth i cabt decide whether you do or do not know im the grill wtf
Chase Gutierrez
Still learning Estonian, it is such a rich language.
