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post you twats entertain me

>have good job, own apartment, car, lean and in shape, nice teeth, hair, dress well and smell nice, decent face etc
>5'7

TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

What's on the bevvies menu tonite, lads?

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I would entertain you by rubbing you hard cock with mine through clothing and making you cum as a tongue fuck your mouth.

got an open birra moretti in the fridge

don't care

Sounds tarq tier. What is it?

How come the rest of the world did little?

brewed a hario v60 'fee

my brain was looking at that in reverse as if the dark grey bits were the countries and the white was the sea and i was very confused

tempted to order a takeaway as per usual but I haven't bothered cooking in weeks so maybe I should cook

non-alcoholic gin and tonic, resist the liquid jew

look at her i.4cdn.org/wsg/1546610976539.webm

cultural bias

italian beer, got two 660ml bottles for secret santa

Just ate some pepper covered salami.

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stop giving cosplay thots attention

youtube.com/watch?v=pC_aa8ISYLc

Struggling atm but you're probably right

mate it isn't tarq at all

would knock your fucking teeth out if we met in person

Now eat my sausage.

it's shit and common as muck

Morbidly fascinated by what the 2021 census will look like

i love her

Don't understand how people are addicted to alcohol. I get drunk like two or three times a year.

Time to bathe myself with water

all women should be attested

i could shag a girl's fanny if she was wet and presented it to me.

beautiful

Totally not posting from your mobile and laptop at the same time haha.

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as long as you're supportive she won't leave
she might mess around behind your back but she will never leave you

scrub your anus

these posts were brought to you by Indiachan Discord

black as the ink it's written in

>entry level job
>Several years of experience working as a _______, with a standout portfolio showcasing a range of work for commercial clients

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How is this an entry level job?

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chinese babies belong in african bellies

you were supposed to have worked for free before that

People who think like that are hopeless pussies, don't waste your time trying to convince them.
>reee every female is a thot who fucks random guys all the time on tinder!

arrogant redditspacing student BTFO
can't say we didn't warn you

Worked for free for several years in London?

>an african-chinese hybrid race as the future of humanity

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asians are humanity's natural sex bots and don't deserve to procreate

Just lie

People applying for that job will be in the same situation as you. Just apply for it. You're doing exactly what they want, weeding yourself out because you're lacking confidence and conviction.

Corr

the master race

How am I supposed to put work together for a company I've never worked for?

Races are constantly evolving, lad. Been like that since the beginning of time.

hario v60 might be the tastiest brew i've ever made

You live in Glasgow?

>he doesn’t know about Xi Biang, Li Pao, He Zhu, Ye Jian, Ching Chong, Yao Zhang, Li Ming, or Fa Chen

Give me the redpill on the best pasta recipe. How do you lads usually do it?

try applying for the jobs aimed at 18 year olds seeing as that's what your genuine level is after wasting 3 years getting drunk on other people's money instead of working

Well are you capable of doing the work? Then do it. If you're not then you're not going to get the job anyway.

what the fuck is wrong with india

Cheapest and best sauce.
mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/best-pasta-sauce-world-contains-12524272

actually I have played Dynasty Warriors before

protestants walked away from the entire fucking purpose of religion when they opt not to take part in the eucharist.

Just boil up a kilo of pasta and then cover it in cheese

ye ching chongs a sound lad

flour and water

I know of Chow Mian and Salt and Pepper Chips

That's quite unironically what I usually do but I want to make something nice

one of these images is a preview of what the whole world looks like in 100 years

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>walking around with a selfridges bag when they've not even been to selfridges

this is PEAK normie drone consumerism

What are you talking about?

I'm supposed to have a portfolio of work for companies I've worked for?

still tasting that wonderful chocolatey 'fee i had just now

Cheers lads

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Yeah pieces of mud from Africa really compete.

Who does that?

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all animals swim but fish are better attuned to it

I get about 10 of those a year because my email is three letters long and people sign up by randomly typing it i'm guessing

Words that should bring immediate death sentence: Lush

3,1,2

virgin freak

splash of oil in a pan
get it hot
diced onion
finely chopped garlic
stir until onions brown, soft and translucent
tin of tomatoes
dried herbs (basil, oregano and parsley will always work)
get it hot then turn down to low
splash some of the water from the pasta into the sauce as you drain it
dump pasta into sauce
wa la

so what inventions make african lives better that don't have as big of an effect on the rest of the world

waiting on the arrival of the dslr and pc parts so 2019 can truly begin

my year la

I see you are also a man of culture.

yeah you strike me as someone who's not a fan of soap tbf

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don't now. obviously. didn't grow up there did i. TWAT

probably gonna be a mix of all 3 in 100 years
there'll be small pockets of white utopias in white enclaves and mini-ethnostates throughout the west
most of europe and much of america will be an african/hispanic/muslim anarchistic hellhole
chinese hegemony will spread throughout much of asia, and many cities in australia, canada, new zealand and in africa will begin to adopt a chinese character

need a normie 8/10 gf

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state of those nashers jesus