Why the FUCK is it so hard to get a job?

Seriously OP wtf are you thinking with that shit

is anyone up

this isn't a chat room

need advice

Pure autism putting your Intersts OP. They want volunteering and/or received honors. Don’t tell them you like Manga and fucking crypto.
>Pro Tip: if they ask about your interest during an interview only say positive ones that improve yourself
>Reading writing, cooking, hiking, ect.
>Never name drop shit normies think I’d autistic like manga or crypto currency
>Never name drop shit Boomers hate like vidya

>seeing this thread at least five times this month

Jesus christ, everybody responding to this is a newfag

wallstreetoasis.com/forums/what-are-some-good-interests-for-a-resume-0

"I had collecting sneakers on mine, and I got asked about it during the interview. Also, I'm pretty sure they sent me out for drinks with a recruiter and told them I was a sneaker head because the manager they sent collected Yeezys and other sneakers."

>I also had competitive eSports on mine, as I was part of my college's team. Apparently, the one of the local big4 posted a poll in their lobby about "are eSports real sports" and had a huge debate about my resume lmao.

"Very similar experience here, I had sneakers listed as an interest and spent the first five minutes of a thirty minute interview talking about sneakers with a B4 partner. I would highly recommend leaving NBA on there since sports are pretty universal. I would definitely take Reddit off though.

I disagree with the idea that listed interests may seem "unprofessional". I would hope that firms aren't going to expect your interests to be "Excel, tax law and ASC standards"."

This is my first time seeing this and even I can tell it was just made for a giggle

>skills: firefox

Oh man this again

The NYSE shit is cringe. I'd also remove manga and cryptocurrencies.
Also, do you have battletoads?

I've been here for ever nigger, just not for 4 hours per day.

it isnt. youre just retarded

Honestly, its not what you know but who you know that's the biggest factor. My last 3 jobs in all came from friends in my personal/professional life who made sure I got the interview and that the interviewer knew who I was.

>Network or die, pleb.

wash dishes bub

nobody is going to hire you with those autism interests. that shit doesnt belong in a CV

you can't hold a job, get promoted and you think firefox is a 'skill' and your interests are sitton on your ass watching streaming video

Probably because of the walmart, interest section, there is no statement at the beginning, and if I saw a "fund manager" and "property manager" still working at a fucking gamestop I would throw this shit out.

What is your objective?

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When they ask you about your interests during an interview, they are looking at your behavior to see whether or not you are someone they can stand to be around for 40 hours a week.

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Because you're applying for the same job that thousands of other people are also applying for.

Suck a bag of dicks, you faggot.

Please tell me this is a joke

I hear that they trash resumes with objectives.