Ask a retired boomer anything

Yep I am back

>18 year old gf
>passive income God
>worth half a mil
>driving show car
>obsessed about wagies (pic related; I drew it)

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i honestly cant figure out how to make passive income.

how old are you?

around boomer age; around 30

just type up some more lies and save us all the trouble

>driving show car
Bought a display car from a showroom for a discount?
Typo of slow car?

similar to chrysler 300.... yes chrome rims and all chromed out...

i like the baller look; sorry folks. i am in EU

Post your girl's noods

>chrome
You successfully triggered me, congrats

did you know that light bounces off chrome rims? and stuns the wagies in shitboxes. I live for that shit

i wasnt aware how savagely them rims reflect sunlight

>around boomer age; around 30

>boomer
>30

Retard confirmed.

Chromed out Chrysler 300 equivalent? Wow, you've made it Bro, classy.

oh no its the larper again

COPE
O
P
E

let me give you some life advice my millenial friend; if you aint fuckin by 23; it aint happenin

also best female ages are 18-23.5

after that age they develop roast after hundreds of sex hours also dozens of hungry exes chasing them

I like american shit and muscle cars. your woman does too

maybe i like it because I live in EUrabia

Cope? You may be actually brain damaged.

The youngest baby boomers are all OVER 50 YEARS OLD, retard.

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>Remember when Jow Forums had an actual rich guy...

I wouldn't class that as a muscle car at all, not a proper mopar v8. I'm based in UK, not a burger...but currently in Portuguese villa. My Wife likes my 2 BMWs.

>not a proper mopar v8
>I'm based in UK

wow a Pajeet is tryna school me on muscle on a hentai forum

I landed in Luton airport and i taught I landed in Nigeria by mistake

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Luton is a shit hole, full of pajeets driving chromed out Chrysler 300s. I'm nowhere near it luckily, only budget flights tend to land there, have never been.

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You seem to be doubling down on your incorrect assumptions.

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About to wage cuck and still sore from wage fucking last week

wagie wagieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I will face fuck my 18 year old gf for 15 minutes thinking about you

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Wtf is this photo

Congrats. I hope you're genuinely happy, but posting this in biz and needing to brag and get attention tells me you probably aren't or are LARPing. Either way best of luck.

>that 23 year old boomer who takes sips and thinks hes not a boomer

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>chrysler 300
>chromed out...

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>he fell for the roastie meme

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The joke is 100% on you. She was Jow Forums certified pure virgin

this nigga...

Op here. I do it all for the haters and the wagies. I am eying a loud trans-am next. The old one with the phoenix on the hood

lmfao I love when some faggot drives by in a blinged out car or lifted truck. they usually always drive ultra-aggressive too like they have nothing to live for and/or they have some kind of mental problem regarding competitiveness. perfect example is the OP of this thread thinking $500,000 justifies buying anything more than a $5,000 car. while he laughs at people far richer than him who drive "shitboxes" he can't see how niggerish he looks to anyone with actual money

I bet you buy snickers bars with a 500 eur note

old photo of Obama in Satan's(Baphomet's) costume. Or it was just some carnival clothing. Twitter is bad at investigations.

once again, which country did you buy real estate in you larping boomer

God, imagine make it with passive income and just immediately turn into horny egocentric nigga and develop an unexplainable urge to lick all shiny things you see.
Is it what human without any constraints look like?

>dating a child
>only passive income probably being rentals
>being worth 500k at 30
>driving obnoxious show car cause insecure
>obsessed with people who have real jobs

just remember that there is 30 y/os making $300k a yr not including what there wife makes (their wife is generally not still in highschool)

Jesus... you think a Chrysler 300 is a muscle car? You're never going to make it.

>Chrysler 300
>chrome
>show car
This is excellent bait. I hate just thinking about it

im 18 years old and can buy that car cash

>just remember that there is 30 y/os making $300k
like 0.01% of them
>dating a child
lol at dating a 30 yo roastie just because you want to include her shitty job in your "household income"

>worth half a mil
Genuinely puzzled how you think this is enough to retire. Are you living in Thailand or something?

is your gf a waggie too, kek?

Summerfags gtfo

not all of us are mutts that need 10mm to retire because
>muh health insurance
>muh million dollar house
etc

>worth half a mil

Is that supposed to be a lot? You're basically one mis-step away from being a wagecuck.

What's your passive income ? 50k€ or £ yearly ?

>muh health insurance
Ok, kid.

>half a mil
>doesn't have health insurance

One health problem and all your wealth is gone. What a horrible wealth manager you are.

>bragging about half a mil
maybe go brag on a different board because you're literally worth close to nothing

I told you already I'm not amerifat
in Europe there is no need for health insurance, and if you have one it will cost like $350 yearly

...says the wagecuck with negative net worth for the X:th time

health care is free like everywhere in europe
it's slightly less efficient than in the us, but costs 1/10th the price to society

e.g. in sweden u have some 10% lower chance of survival once you developed lung cancer than in the US. the life expectancy is still higher than in the US because terminally ill patients can't make rational fiscal decisions about how much their treatment is worth.

free healthcare = the state makes the decisions. which will be FAR more rational in this particular case. i'm no communist, but free healthcare is better. there are a few things individuals are just worse at handling than the state, and this is one of them.

Can you answer this, roughtly ? How much passive income do you make out of 500k€ net worth ? Also how ? Rentals ?

>worth half a mil
LOL

if only you knew

>passive income God
>worth half a mil
LMAO

yeah i can tell this wagecuck is holding coins that'll be worth 15m EOY (only worth $60k now, but it's a temporal dip)

Another almost boomer here. 52.
Retired at 30 with 800k. Traveled the world for 14 years. Go have fun, almost half of my friends have died.. go have fun

So basically Thailand.

how much networth u have left? u didnt work at all in the past 22 yrs?

also 800k usd 22 years ago is like 1.3m today or so

> passive income god
Backpack confirmed

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Not a day.
Just budgeted myself real hard. I have like 400k left. Had 800 k left in December before crypto took a shit. It's not a millionaires life but I saw things that people wait their whole life to find the right time to do it... My friends that are millionaires have lives where they work each day to keep what they have. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
Everyone is jealous. I sometimes think about what having a family would be like, but hey it's the life I had. grass is always greener on the other side.
Got to live in 18 countries and travel to over 60.
I've had fun.

newfag

I'm not OP but in his previous thread he said he made several thousand a month from rentals

kek sorry, I forgot your shitcoin portfolio consisting of 5k link

>europe
>thailand
the american education everyone

do you regret anything? would you make the same choice again? which countries?

I'm mid twenties and have been thinking of doing the same but a bit anxious over fucking up my future if I run out of money

I'd say it's credible if he claims making 2 to 3k a month with 500k worth of rentals.

I wouldn't change a thing. Small things like maybe picking one person over another, but in the grand sceme, I had a very interesting and fun life.
Lived in NYC, LA, England, Sweden, Norway, Poland, Spain, Norway, Denmark, Finalnd, Iceland, Colombia, Mexico, Thailand, the Phillipines, Ecuador, Vietnam, Australia..
Stayed from weeks to months in many more countries.
Can't tell you what to do. Not being grounded can be a dream to some people and a nightmare to others. Living in the same town I grew up in and being married to the same person all those years wasn't for me. It would make others ecstatic. There are no rules to life.
You are born and you die. The stuff in between is up to you.
Get a degree in whatever, you can always fill in the bank book teaching English if the traveling life is for you.

that's what I said too, I have no idea how he gets so good yields.

really cool! you have one of the most interesting lives I've seen on here
which country is your favorite? was it hard making friends?
what kind of investments and how much was your yearly withdrawal during these years? I mean you lived in some pretty expensive countries too

Averaged out to 20k a year. Never wanted for anything really. getting more expensive now. Around 36k a year. For 7 years I had 3 hours. 1 in Thailand Cambodia and the Philippines.. All in under 2k a month. Favorite country depends on the year. 1987 in Berlin was the bst. 2008 in Berlin was the worst.. Things change.
Nicest people by far are the Poles. Biggest surprise was Mexico. I had a wonderful time there. Didn't expect it to be so. I get bored SOOOO easy and have to move on..
Investments where stocks at the beginning and when I got a double I sold and stuck it in bonds.
Last few years it's been crypto which really made what i had left grow, but then since Jan, not so much. If you worry about money then your life is all about money. I mean you need a bit but you don't need as much as you think.
Stuff ends up owning you.

Saw the Berlin Wall fall. Went to Eastern Europe a week after the wall went down. Stayed a year in Poland. Was in Thailand during the Tsunami. Danced on stage with Shiela E. Kissed Bjork in a little bar . Built a road in Thailand in a village after living there a year. Lived with a TV star in LA. Married one in another country. I like the unknown road. Helped an old man in his last days in Ecuador.
You end up remembering really the small things. A smile in a bar in 1989. A fight that ending up in having a new best friend in 2004.
The feel of a lake bed on your toes in Sweden. You remember weird things in life. Small things. Seemingly unimportant things.

>For 7 years I had 3 hours
*not hours.. lol rented houses

you really lived life user, thanks for sharing
I think maybe I'll do just a few years and then start working again. I'll have a small budget of 20k/year but it should be enough in Asia at least

>passive income God
>worth half a mil

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If that what you heart tells you to do, go for it.
My mohter gave me a great bit of advice. If they don't pay your bills fuck what they think.
Another ones was 90% of the shit your worry about never comes to pass.
Go explore, you'll be amazed how opportunity will find you. A travelers life is a bit mad but wanderlust isn't easily put on the shelf.

Can confirm.
Did all this and going to do even more. user needs a hobby, a passion, a drive..

>upper middle class, safety-net dependent, 'wisdom'

Nah mum grew up with her mother making school dress out of flower bags.. Dad died at 12. I started working at 13.
Thanks for judging.. keep doing that cause that's what you do..

what bodily abnormality resulted in such low t that you felt the need to brag to neets in high school about your fake girlfriend. probaly shrivled manhood with liver spots and turkey-necked cock. get raped and senile you father-face-fucking faggot. neck yourself

Meet a person who started working from 13 yo. It was one of the most horrible people I've lived with, and I've lived with a lot.
She had everything handed to her by her parents and thought everyone would do the same without their assistance. She couldn't understand why she has to respect people and clean after herself, while being violent in resisting fucking washing up dishes.
The safety-net assumption still stands. Don't assume other people have the privilege of having one.

Mate I joined the Army at 17 years old. I paid half my mother's bills for the last 10 years of her life.
I never had a safety net once in my life ever. I made my own safety net by working 2 jobs and sacking away 60% of what I made for 8 years and slowly trading in the markets. You don't know the trails and tribulations of others.
Single mum who never made more than 18k every in a year in her life. If my sister and I didn't work there was no food in the house because my mother refused to take 1 penny ever from the dole in her whole life.

I am not the person you lived with. I am a different person.

another retarded boomer who doesnt realize their "low income" back then equates to 6-figures today

thanks for leeching and then running off to spend everything on southeast asian hookers and drugs

Kek this.

srsly tho it's not too late to make babies, tho if you die ur children might be fucked up

>mental problem regarding competitiveness.

Op here. I have the alpha gene that makes me aggressive towards other men. Maybe that gene elevated me to Godly status while you are stuck wage kukking.

Also 18 year old gf> 30 year old

Would you buy a 2nd hand fleshlight pussy toy? (Fully cleaned 100% bacteria free); i rest my case

End it

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How did you into passive income?
Assuming I have around 1 mil

Rental incomes. Luckily in my country the rent is too damn high :^)

Yet another coping boomer right here.

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But you literally sound like a poorfag larping as a richfag. Nouveau rich are basically nigger-tier.

Holy fuck, you're such a clichéd faggot. Really? The travel meme? Spare us your pathetic 90s middle class cuck "wisdom".

Then fucking tell what country REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Too late cukk. Purchase prices went apeshit within the past ten years

I don't care about price I want the same returns you get on 500k. So which country?

y no crypto save me?
I can't even get a wage job.
fuck me you dog
go fuck your caviar

What about stock investing?

Starting to think op is a wagecuck desu
Have asked him now over 5 times and he never tells any details about his supposedly awesome passive income rentals

It's a forced meme on Jow Forums (since the plebbitors took over), sage the thread if you have to post in it at all.

I dont play silly games that net me peanuts money

>details about his supposedly awesome passive income rentals


of course not my friend, I dont want mt country to be filled with Jow Forums retards

ALSO in my months of browsing biz I only picked up 1 sure way that nets you about $1000 a week with little/no work....I dont do such a thing and will not advertise what it is. (involves being female online and horny men)

also Link is garbage and crypto is a dying meme. $800 billion total Mcap to 200 billion within 6 months. heading to few million

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>of course not my friend, I dont want mt country to be filled with Jow Forums retards
There are like maybe 1% of anons here that even have money for 1 apartment. It's not like people would start moving there. Just fucking say it already, I have a lot of cash just sitting in my account m8