Remember when you could fap without cum

really makes me think

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The golden days

some braphog teacher

I didn't know this was mean fapping back than

I used to fuck my mattress ever since I was like 4 or 5 and thought of "happy thoughts", not necessary sexual. When puberty came along I jizzed so much on my mattress that it was completly staned. I stopped evenutally because it really fucked my dick up.

2006 WC had these girls. They had these national jersey body sprayed on them. The Spansih girl was superhot.

when you were 5?? i did some shit when i was 8 and i thought that was early.

B&R

no

It started before elementary school as far as I can remember. I don't really know what I thought about but I pulled my pijama pants down and kind of rubbed/ fucked the bed.

braphog?

>i began to fap too late 13-14

Wow really incredible to me to think that you can go to 14yo without fapping.
At 10 yo I was already doing it on a regular basis.

No because I didn't fap till 15

I did something similar when i was around that age, but to my aunt. She was laying on her belly and I climbed behind her back and laid on her back with my crotch against her butt. She freaked out, said "what are you doing" and left. I still cringe to this day.

I guess you remember your first orgasm then? How was it?

Personally I was way too young to remember.

>tfw you came for the first time and freaked out
Even though I knew what cumming was I wasn't expecting it

At least you're not American. You would be on the sex offender list and unable to use the internet.

You know, slampig. Fartsow.

When I was 11-12 I would jerk off and my dick would swell up afterwards. Like it would get really fat and swollen looking then go back to normal in a day. Never had anyone else mention this

I used to fap like you would produce fire with sticks, by rubbing your hands while holding the dong

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Felt insanely good. Was looking at porn in the school bathroom lel. Now I fap several times a day so it doesn't even come close to the original feeling.

I used to unknowingly hold my cum. I didn't know what was happening during orgasm, thought I was going to piss or something like that. I didn't cum until one year later, when I finally relaxed the muscle.

when i was 10 my mom found out I couldn't move my foreskin back to pee so I got circumcised

I touched my dick watching a handjob porn and copying the motions when I was like 13 but I used a microwaved banana to imitate a foreskin

I thought I had broken my peepee desu

I remember. I also remember having parents ask about what that strange smell was, and realizing that I'd been cumming on myself.

Holy fucking shit me too. Would mainly happen in my foreskin (what's left of it) it kinda stretched the skin a bit after several faps so I think it's overly long for a cutfag now and I'm slightly self conscious of it

I do, it felt better

a med did this to me I changed it tho, now I can fuck again and still take care of my depression

I cut a hole in my childhood teddy bear and fucked it. Sewed him up eventually, felt awful about it.

I had a longer penis relative to the rest of my body in hs than I do now and I'm not even a fatfag

That makes sense if you got significantly taller after high school

I didn't really

Then what the fuck happened?

>Sewed him up eventually
with the jizz residue inside?

idk but it used to go to my belly button but now it can't. Also used to get rock hard but now only gets mostly hard but that's due to meds

When I was 8 I used to stretch my foreskin forward with my fingers, and let cold water stream from the showerhead hit my foreskin. The water was so cold my fingers and penis would become numb, and the orgasm was amazing, it felt like I was being punished and made me feel guilty.

The jews shrank your dick man.

Your parents were fucking with your head, they obviously know what cum smells like.

I don't want to guess what kind of kinky shit you're into.

i used my parents condoms some times,after using them i would clean them and cut them to pieces so there was no evidence

>watch porn for 2 minutes
>Pants soaked in precum

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Wouldn't the evidence of you using them be the fact that their condoms are disappearing?

Yes but i think they never found out since my dad got a vasectomy

When I first started jerking off I thought you had to just squeeze your dick over and over instead of rubbing up and down. I did that for like 3 years

I fapped once at 9 and didn’t do it again till 13.

I do this

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>I fapped once at 9 and didn’t do it again till 13.
why?

I was holding a neighbor girl against the floor

Such was the beginning of my fascination with power.

How old were you?

I came blood on my first several ejaculations

Yeah, and imagine what that girl was thinking when she was being held down.

10

I couldn't figure out how to fap until I was 13 but I've had boners since I was 9 years old, I'd watch porn on my parents computer but couldn't figure out how to jack off, I'd chaffe the skin because I'd grip too hard.

CEI is a pretty brutal fetish

It was very playful and she was laughing, and years later we dated for awhile. We used to go to Dunkin' Donuts and I'd get a fist of her hair and pull it slowly while we waited for our order.

Sadly it didn't work out because we were no longer children and all that lame bullshit

That doesn't strike me as particularly brutal and I'm not even a kinky person.

This, try to find her again, you guys probably sparked a mutual fetish.

God those were the days. You achieved the same orgasm, felt exactly the same as cumming now but there was nothing to clean, fapping was so easy

My teacher. I was obsessed with her, and jacked off to the thought of her every year until I was 20 and lost my virginity to her.

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>I couldn't figure out how to fap until I was 13 but I've had boners since I was 9 years old, I'd watch porn on my parents computer but couldn't figure out how to jack off, I'd chaffe the skin because I'd grip too hard.

It's almost like if part of your dick was missing...

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You're going to need to give us more details than that.

>We used to go to Dunkin' Donuts and I'd get a fist of her hair and pull it slowly while we waited for our order.
hot

I too was home schooled my friend

Probably thinking about cigarettes or some other stupid shit like that when I was like 4.

You can still do a procedure to stop cumming.

And you can still have children if you put your sperm in a freezer.

Uma Thurman taking off her monkey suit in batman and robin

I know a guy who fucked at 3 with a girl the same age. It was orchestrated by her cousin.
Although I find him to be an unreliable narrator, with many of his stories being made up, this one I could actually believe.

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for once, americans CAN into banter.

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Her cousin was around the same age as well, btw

I started volunteering at the library because I needed job experience. She also volunteered there too, and I did everything I could to seduce her. We fucked several times even though she's married. Haven't fucked anyone since.

youtu.be/sP5eLxvpSfY
I don't even know how I ended up watching this scene on TV as a kid, but seeing how my two biggest fetishes are feet and kidnapping this was like proto-porn for me.

no

No.

Yes.
I can vividly remember the first time I orgasmed.
No semen, just a really weird almost vibrating feeling in my body.

>We used to go to Dunkin' Donuts
What part of New England do you live in