/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=ZDKF8KkD7rE

alr' are /brit/

Reasons why the long distance proto-gf isn't replying (in order of likelihood)

>she doesn't think I'm bothered by it
>she's too busy
>she's forgotten about me
>she doesn't feel the need to
>she wants to cool things off for a bit
>she's angry with me for some reason
>she has forced herself to stop loving me to deal with the pain of separation
>she just doesn't love me anymore
>she has nothing to say to me
>she's found someone else

Reckon I might be overthinking this a bit lads.

pineapple does not belong on pizza

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wait shes only 19 now. thinking of someone else

Agreed.

so she was at a bar in brooklyn with art school kids when she was 15 even though she lives in baltimore? and you made out with her even though she's a dyke? get back on your meds lad

poo; willy.

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who were you thinking of

>pineapple does not belong on pizza

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>>pineapple does not belong on pizza

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From my pet rocks experience with mdma girls are very very subtle in how they approach guys

Guys are expected to be brash but women on the other hand are very weird if you ask me

When you’ve approached tho they’re more obvious then

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why there so many pardners in here

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LOVE the beatles x

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ah yes

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screaming

Mmmm.... Goran

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My stomach hurts so much. Eat so much food then I drank some water so it is expanding. Might as well throw up in the toilet and loose the gains

imagine being a bender like this lad

the only way i remember how to spell champagne is by pronouncing it in my head like zapp brannigan from futurama

So who do you lads want to win the Democratic Primaries?

Bernie, Beto, Biden, Warren, Harris?

anyone else drench whatever they eat with hot sauce

melvin is going now lads fun games tho

And I claim that in the ranks of our Blackshirt legions march the mighty ghosts of England’s past and their strong arms around us and their voice echo down the ages saying “Onwards"!

All are guaranteed losses.

genuinely cannot fathom the bender mindset

MELVIN BTFO

harris
trump can beat her the easiest

>long distance proto gf

Get a grip ffs

sandwiches yes
wraps yes

not EVERYTHING
I'm eating a bloody pizza as we speak with jalapenos on it and hot sauce would ruin it.

wahey nosh on that lads

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warren and harris cannot win. probably not beto either

>Get a grip
Says you a fuckin mental case

Queen of /brit/

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These days you're accused of racism for saying you're English.

fav album?

brown people will elect her president

It’s actually laughable if you think you’re ever going to gf a girl who’s long distance

nice chest

that moni?

Taffy is a Welshman,
Taffy is no thief.
Someone came to Taffy's house
and stole a leg of beef.

Taffy made no protest,
for he doesn't like a row,
so the someone called on him again
and stole the bloody cow.

They stole his coal and iron,
they stole his pastures, too.
They even stole his language
and flushed it down the loo.

Taffy is a Welshman,
Taffy is a fool.
Taffy voted no, no, no
when they offered him home rule.

Six days a week upon his knees
Taffy dug for coal.
On the seventh he was kneeling, too,
praying for his soul.

And now the mines are closing down
and chapel's had its day,
Taffy still lives upon his knees,
for he knows no other way.

Now sometimes Taffy's brother
will start a row or so,
but you can bank on Taffy:
he doesn't want to know.

For when they hanged Penderyn
he had nothing much to say,
and when Saunders Lewis went to jail
he looked the other way.

Taffy is a Welshman
who likes to be oppressed.
He was proud to tug his forelock
to a Crawshay or a Guest.

They give him tinsel royals,
so he has a pint of beer,
and sings God Bless the Prince of Wales
as he joins the mob to cheer.

Now Taffy is a fighter
when he hears the bugle call.
Name any war since Agincourt:
Taffy's seen them all.

He's fought in France and Germany
and many another land;
he's fought by sea and fought by air
and fought on desert sand.

He's fought for many a foreign flag
in many a foreign part,
for Taffy is a Welshman,
proud of his fighting heart.

He's fought the wide world over,
he's given blood and bone.
He's fought for every bloody cause
except his bloody own.

sue

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would let her make us tacos for dinner and then suck the taco farts out of her arse

>penderyn
decent whiskey

>Queen of /brit/

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you seem to have made a mistake

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the only people who can beat trump are bernie and biden, who will be 77 and 78 at the time of the next election

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these are peng

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eating one of these bad boys

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Pardon?

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Alri

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Find it amazing that the worst ghettoes in the US are all in the Midwest and rust belt

So unassuming

how much sodium in it?

Unironically resembles the ex

what a seductive neck

build like a cutting board

A white man

'BUM
youtube.com/watch?v=E-OUVPwKcC0

1.5g

imagine not thinking AOC is cute

twitter.com/AOC/status/1081234130841600000

These are just black areas in gray, bleak, miserably cold states with lax gun laws and dying industry. Not surprising that they have more than average crime.

what the fug happened to the drawings

well if you look at US history, especially the social history, it would seem obvious as to why the worst ones would be in those regions

Kygo - Firestone

Chewn

her face looks like a horse

based wrongthink man

evenin' lads

Buy me diamonds and rubies

I'm crazy bout Bentley's

Gucci dresses and drop top kompressors

Wine me and dine me

Bring those platinum rings

Those are a few of our favourite things

Ah yes, America, a third world country

youtu.be/YMnDLoBLolk

cant even tell if the triprunt is lisicki or joey desu

Why the Midwest? Judging by social history I would definitely hazard a guess at the South which is pretty worse than the west and east coast but has nothing on St. Louis, Philadelphia, Chicago, Detroit, etc

anyone else feel absolute disgust whenever a yank says something "British"?

Some yank fucker used the word "tenner" in my proximity earlier and I wanted to deck the cunt.

st. louis is the most violent city on earth
the niggers there still aren't as violent as Chicago niggers

Down in the dumps lads

Feel like crying

alri

based Mercury the white British man

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Looks identical to downtown Kansas city

Not even that user just think if anybody should get a grip its you.

Dont know how somebody who claimes to have done so many psychedelics can be so unaware

I've seen plenty of shitty places here. Philadelphia, Reading, parts of Manhattan, Newburgh, etc. You just have to stay away from the bad places

good night

post some bangers to neck some tinnies to lads

Yanks redpill me on the city of Baltimore

youtu.be/UmtuRRhtGQw

is that alreet wi you de lads

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Only one Queen of /brit/

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The south Bronx is an absolute hellhole. Looks identical to these videos

buttmad trumptard. hows that kekistani flag looking?