/cum/

i actually just posted like two times on /ausnz/

Pasta carbonara

FUCK, I swiped by accident

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not sure about the name
italian sausage cut up and fried
vodka thrown it, sizzled for a second, and then you light it aflame to burn the alcohol
then tomato sauce with a dash of cream and all the spices

that's the shit

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nigger go ffuck urself
ur prolly a white chad
fuck u fuck u faggot
i need pussy too faggit

youtube.com/watch?v=AjX-asJ66WY

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cacio e pepe

interesting. I think, being that my school is catholic, we get a considerable amount of time of for Christmas.
also, regarding clubs, there is no better place to make friends at university.

Penne all’arrabbiata

I am the polar opposite of chad

what did he mean by this

sounds delightful

>ur prolly a white chad
Asian canadian?

Penne...

this

No that's tramone who can't even get girls to message him on tinder

>yanks in /cum/ are generally better lads than the yanks in /brit/
and they claim only post in /brit/ because /cum/ is shit
some yanks in /brit/ are cringy anglophiles but then you get others who don't even like britain and go to /brit/ to discuss yank politics or even yank things

and i just can't understand why the come to /brit/ to post their nonsense

callate

@99706816
shan't be replying to this post

dont care desu, fuck off back

well I just installed it. Sure I'll get no messages either

fuck u fuck u faggot
fuck tinder
shit needs fuckbook and phone verify
fuck u i hope u never get pussy or a date reee

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not a single spaghetti and meatballs. shaking my god damn head

Put my Instagram name in my tinder bio and some random girl just requested to follow me
She’s pretty cute

Based (You)denial

>sweden trying to tell me where should i post
cringe
my country has a much closer connection with north armerica countries than yours

god, how boring and vanilla

/brit/ moves so fast. it's relatively comfy, but /cum/ is the superior general

Spaghetti and meatballs is a classic but once you venture beyond it it's a whole new world of pastas man

dont care

"swedish"

it's LITRALLY the best

fuck u faggot

Please don't bully my friend sven he's just a lonely meet virgin who gets bullied by girls online

>mixed race goblin
>walk in to get CCW permit
>"Race: W"
WHAT THE FUCK IS "W" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I THINK IT MEANS "WELL MIXED" OR "WELL, TOTALLY NOT WHITE" R-RIGHT?

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wetting is kinda cringe and based at the same time

youtu.be/q4rANzJ6g5E

>Based (You)denial
that's literally a /brit/ created gimmick that has been fed down to /cum/
you are actually paying homage to /brit/
yeah but when you're /brit/ trained you don't even acknowledge half of the posts from the autistic attention seekers

i love all pasta dishes 2bh. however if i were to choose one, it would be spaghetti with meatballs.

>who gets bullied by girls online
but thats what hes into tho

I hate Canadians so god damn much

FUCK TINDER
REEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck fuck

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I don't bully him I just filter him

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Sven is the king of /cum/
Bongs not welcome

outstanding post

i cant for the life of me understand that mans facial expression

Tramone proxy confirmed

fair point. I suppose I do the same thing here.

That's indirectly bullying him please be considerate of the less fortunate

that's laughter, sven.

>you don't even acknowledge half of the posts from the autistic attention seekers
That's kind of the point of /cum/, fren

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but he looks so weird while hes doing it

why is he always here

>well the seasons come and the seasons go
Lmao what seasons? In California?

>canadian "intelligence"

because he's hiding the laughter from the angry looking guy. he's liking laughing at a situation which the angry man is likely not very happy about what is occurring. you worry me sometimes

is it possible the girls that stared and giggled at me in line thought it was cute? maybe

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From like kindergarten up to thirdish grade we would sing deep in the heart of texas pretty frequently at school, always really enjoyed the clapping part, it's a very american song

youtube.com/watch?v=VGF4ibgcHQE

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Fuck u tinder

found a cute girl in one pic and all of her others have her looking like a cow

California only has the two seasons: summer and summer-lite

>he's liking
*he's likely

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California best state
heck off this is a California thread now

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QHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWFUCKING PENIS OU MU GOD

>canadians in charge of knowing literally anything about california

shut up csis is based

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what's the consensus on Djarum Blacks

thanks for leafanon for this post

You're cock is so tiny so little so pathetic Jesus Christ what was god THINKING

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oh thanks, i guess that makes sense

cold season for two months and unbearable heat season for the ten other duh

dont forget the single month in april where we actually get rain

tinder fag fuk u
no pussy for u

>smoking

It's my urn

you're welcome

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>2030-11
>not smoking

youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM

the thing about yanks in /brit/ is most of them seem to be drumpf supporters and so called nationalists but i keep trying to explain to them that simply by choosing to post in /brit/ over /cum/ then they are the globalists they claim to hate

if they believed in trump's america first policy then they would post in /cum/ not /brit/

its my purse

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No wonder you're a VIRGIN
Keepjerkinit

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/brit/? more like /shit/

what's the consensus on fresh air and healthy lungs