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Anybody ever play King’s Cup?

I should spend more time in /ita/

Me? I was born in Toronto, not only the greatest city in Canada but in the world. There's nowhere else I'd rather be than in Toronto, Ontario

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So that you can not get laid again?

行け、アッカリーン!
負けるな!

Is that the one where you pour a bunch of shit into a cup and some guy has to drink it?

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/ita/ is all male neets, why would I go there to get laid

Just found a cigar I bought but never smoked

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Yeah, but you do other mini games based on which card you draw. I’m finishing a cup full of assorted booze rn.

/2sicilie/ is better tho

It's probably dried out and disgusting

kinda hot

Post your Jays hat to prove it.

Are you /cum/ posting at a party or something?

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seems fine it was in a box, don't want to go outside to smoke it though and I'm too afraid of the smell sticking indoors

>implying i watch boreball

I did used to have a baseball signed by a bunch of players I got from a Jays game when I was a kid but I've lost it

False, Quebec is the best city in Canada

remember to not inhale it into your lungs, i wouldnt imagine someone smoking their first cigar would know this but you're just supposed to inhale into your mouth, taste it, then exhale. it's so concentrated that if you inhale into your lungs you're gonna have a bad time.

>Baseball? Not a fan

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boring normie opinion

me on the right

>gay desk

Based

Cringe

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t. gay desk owner

For tourism, but certainly not for living.

why

>first cigar
It's literally part of a box I used to buy them from the store up the road not gonna do it either way too paranoid about the smell since my landlord may be around soon

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

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don't normal Italians hate terrone more than anyone else

had some brussel sprouts for dinner

I always loved that version of the Quebec flag.

do it. Subscribe

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no, theyve told me its just a meme. The qt's I talked to in italy also told me they really liked Napoli

Because it's full of Quebecois.

fuck off with this zoomer trash

if your landlord asks about the smoke smell blow his head off

ended up doing beans with wieners and vegetbles despite no one saying thats what i should have

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farfar...

please do fuck off there
toronto is gay and shit
quebec is a province not a city but montreal is even gayer and shitter

Yeah much better in Toronto full of chinks, streetshitters, and gangland niggers hahaha

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You may only reply to this post if you live in an ALPHA city

Not so fast there Montreal

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madlad

any sophie ellis bextor upskirt man in?
so fucking peng, imagine being front row at this concert staring up her skirt
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Visiting my gfs parents, we all played kings cup together.

>when a british mongoloid enters the thread

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>quebec is a province not a city but montreal is even gayer and shitter
What Anglos call Quebec City is just called Québec, and if you're talking about the province you specify that.

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>quebec is a province not a city
>he doesn’t know about based Quebec City

was that today? fuck me. benders completely warp my sense of time.

>brussels
>alpha

>unironically living in a city
what a niggerfaggot, the suburbs are based and redpilled.

I've been to many of those supposedly top tier cities and most of them are shitholes

hehe

ugh don't remind me

>living in a city
Bet you can’t even drive around on a snow machine armed to the teeth

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i bet you could probably smell the cooch

>discord

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how you feeling today, fren?

>SKS
>"""armed to the teeth"""
hahahaohnonono

>armed to the teeth

good still shaky and kinda tired still despite sleeping 9 hours last night
tomorrow i should be all good

do hope arbys isnt drinking again

tomorrow is DMT day i reckon

It’s all you need senpai.

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i was aware of quebec city but if someone simply says 'quebec' then you would assume they're referring to the entire province/region

that's good that you got some sleep. i pray that i'm able to do the same tonight.

>i was aware of quebec city but if someone simply says 'quebec' then you would assume they're referring to the entire province/region

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Among French-Canadians it's more like New York, where people assume you're talking about the city unless you say New York State. The province is named after the city, after all.

Weird because with Anglos it’s the opposite.

Got laid last night and my bedroom still smells like pussy.

yeah i was awake for probably 48 hours with only 15mins of sleep in there

about to make a epic post in 30 sec

Just google street view it. Outside of the historic centre, the city is endless suburban sprawl. It literally has the most km of highways per habitant among all of the cities in Quebec (maybe Canada too though I'm not sure), public transportation is abysmal, the city's economy is almost entirely based on the endless hordes of government workers, shitty weather even by Canadian standards, and (subjective opinion incoming) the people there have a horrendous inferiority complex, always butthurt that Quebec City is practically a village compared to Montreal even though in their hearts it's a global metropolis (but good luck ever flying to any international destination without first needing to transit via Montreal or Toronto). They do this to such an extent that their #1 political issue in recent years has unironically been that they want to get a professional hockey team back. To me, they're by far the most pety people in all of Quebec.

Best smell in the world desu. Every morning I lean over and smell my gfs pussy while she’s sleeping.

What are you going to post?

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that's like assuming someone is referring to mexico city when they mexico
fuck right off
fair enough, maybe it is that way to a canadian but you can't blame me for seeing it as the entire province
quebec city is literally irrelevant, nothing happens there
when you think of a quebecan city then i'ts montreal

>quebecan

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crazy what alcohol does . do you get really bad auditory hallucinations during withdrawls too?

>that's like assuming someone is referring to mexico city when they mexico
>fuck right off

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y'all see this shit

salvia

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give me a quick rundown

no one gives a fuck about quebec city, it's basically a large town where nothing happens

quebec is essentially the word for 'french canada'

nah never had hallucinations
closest i had was becoming delerious in the hospital but not sure if that was alcohol since i hadn't drank in 3 days or so, lack of sleep since i hadn't slept since i stopped, or the horrible infection i got. think it was probbably the infection

Just recreationally smoked weed on my front porch in absolute legality.

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Never tried it, only did mushrooms and had a great time. Going to do them again this summer at a music festival.

damn,

why the fuck are there so many canadians in this thread

>Just recreationally smoked weed

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>tfw had a bro light my joint at the bus station
>tfw walked down the street smoking said joint in absolute legality
Truly the greatest country on earth.

what do canadians think of their portrayal in south park?
i personally think it's fucking hilarious and the episode where canada goes on strike is one of my favourites

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what do you do when your bored

Real leaf hours.
I think it’s funny. I find it hilarious how burgers think we’re weird.

watch yt

apparently some Norwegian bashed his dad's head in with a fire-extinguisher because he molested him as a child. also he apparently posted pics of his dead dad on /b/

Not really the same as mushrooms desu. It's like going to an alternate universe.

damn
I usually hear sirens or women moaning while with drawling kek

Have you ever done DMT? Because I have plans to road trip to New Mexico to smoke Bufo Alvarius venom with a buddy.

don't care desu, i'm about to smoke a spliff too but the fact it's illegal hardly matters

police only care about dealers, they don't have the time or resources to bother arresting someone for a small amount of weed

i've been caught with weed on 3 separate occasions, twice they confiscated it but didn't log it or take official action (which probably means the police officers took it at home and smoked themselves) and the other time they let me keep it and just said don't smoke it in public

it's as good as decriminalised here if you have a small personal amount

>reddit spacing
woah