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what time does he sleep? need to post my karens in peace.

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might do
grandparents are probably moving not far to maple ridge, bit worried for their safety

here we are..........

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any playstation men in

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Somebody should just execute this husk of a man

Cringe, I'm actually 56

Actually kinda looks like you if you were fat.
>Abbotsford
heh

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getting to the point where I really need a new phone
mine is in such a state
anyone got a recommendation? got a iphone 5s now, thinking of getting a chinkyphone or another iphone

youtube.com/watch?v=lxvjEpyJhd8

State of this fucking soyboy, need to put him in a barbed wire ring with the hard knacker Mick ITT

Will arabs and poos ever get deported?

>abbotsford
fraser valley powerhouse mentioned

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Everyones getting Huaweis now
Or samsungs

Iphones are for virgins now

Goodnight lads

Badnight if you're a nigger

Get another iPhone

Other phones aren’t socially acceptable yet

Maybe they are over there tho

Here tho if you not got an iPhone girls judge you for it

>getting Chinese data miner
>getting fagsungs
Alri povvos

looks like you, you mean lol
yea but apple holds you by the balls if you want to move all your data over easily

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On my first day of water fasting

>Other phones aren’t socially acceptable yet
what are you a 15y old girl?

ive got a samsung and its shit but i'll never get an iphone

wish phones didnt exist

Oh my fucking God mate are these trivial subhuman thoughts actually coming from your brain? They say you can measure a man through the contents and this is utterly dire 190, utterly fucking dire mate. You are subhuman.

I don't have br*wn eyes like you.
Nor that sorta bizzaro franco-celtic canadian phenotype face.
Literally the spitting image of a photo you posted here once. Ngl.
>durr they're fat arr rook same
fuck off

So where you from son?
And are you a troubled one?
And if so come under my wings
Now what's your story?
And is there glory today
Cause that's the only way out there

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could've fooled me bud

Don't
Start you cunt

:*

might bin my smartphone and get a brick flip one instead
dunno if they still support em though

Can we get a vocaroo before bed

What's your PSN name I'll add you

No

tlec a m'I ?em

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how do you feel? have you done it before?

Get a Nokia.
Really.

Why? ur parents gonna hear you big lad??

Yes

any of you virgins

You want something to rub off to before bed time you little gimp? Fuck off

josie is too cool to play with yanks

>Abbotsford
abbynews.com/news/overall-crime-rate-drops-in-abbotsford-mission-but-murder-rate-rises/
abbynews.com/news/abbotsford-mission-region-records-10-murders-in-2017/

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I've got a cheap nokia as a temp phone since my phone can't make calls any-more or receive messages
now its barley working at all.

The first day of fasting is always the most challenging

Hahahaha he's scared of talking on mic what a virgin

Ireland, Wales and Scotland all speak English as their main language. They are not countries.

pizza hut en route

How is Lachlan still even able to post under the Australian flag?
Reckon his IP range should be blocked by now.

Would rather be trivial and happy than bitter

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Where does your name crop up lads?
named.publicprofiler.org/

gf is downstairs chilling with a couple of cokeheads
don't get it 2bh

Celts were soundly defeated by the Anglo-Saxon.

Probably sniffing a few lines

I got a Nokia 6.1 on October.
Love the phone, has no bulshit apps and its built like a rock, its housing is made of metal, and looks very nice with the cooper lines on the edges.
Its a mid range phone, but if their other phones are like it then I fully recommend going with them.

da norf

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it's possible
might have to bin her

How are you preparing for the ASIAN century?

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'ate gooks

Toon toon

based and kickpilled

Are they men?

Get her on a leash lad

lmao

I found myself back in the sepulchral city resenting the sight of people hurrying through the streets to filch a little money from each other, to devour their infamous cookery, to gulp their unwholesome beer, to dream their insignificant and silly dreams. They trespassed upon my thoughts. They were intruders whose knowledge of life was to me an irritating pretence, because I felt so sure they could not possibly know the things I knew. Their bearing, which was simply the bearing of commonplace individuals going about their business in the assurance of perfect safety, was offensive to me like the outrageous flauntings of folly in the face of a danger it is unable to comprehend. I had no particular desire to enlighten them, but I had some difficulty in restraining myself from laughing in their faces so full of stupid importance. I dareway I was not very well at that time.

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*shares some depression quotes on facebook after a break up*

Hahahahaha Im' fucking howling right now lads

Imagine Schizo on a fucking leash hahahahahaha

u ok hun?

call me

business idea: shut up

not worth it

yes

I don't understand why TV shows and movies portray people as being really loud during sex. I can wank without making a sound.

>Huawei
sod off chang

Whats the story behind this?
He was some sort of shut-in or something right.

'ri

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People like the idea of being noisy during sex. Learned that from my normie gf, hated her moaning and shit

dont dump her now otherwise she might shag one of them

ONE DAY I'M GON MARRY A PORN STAR
WE'LL HAVE A BIG ASS CRIB, AND A LONG YARD
WE'LL HAVE A MANSION, AND SOME FLY MAIDS
NOTHING TO HIDE, WE BOTH SCREWED THE BRIDESMAIDS

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Sex noises are unnecessary and uncouth.

careful bro, coke makes most girls horny she might be getting with one right now

>having a drug doer as a gf
grim

I don’t want to shit you up here but I’m speaking from knowledge

Look she isn’t going to shag them tonight or any point soon however when they become a more viable option to do sustain her drug habit, she will move onto them.

Always knew I was a souf man at heart

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Paternal name doesn't work obviously so I did me mum's maiden name.
Maybe we're related bro :o
Uncle Em!

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Time slows down on a water fast

No what’s grim is having a drug taking gf and not doing drugs with her

If he’s one of them dweebs who doesn’t do drugs then he’s in for a rough and manipulative ride

would post mine but it seems heavily concentrated in the middle of literally nowhere and i feel it would be doxxable information
scottish, however

Fat bastard

The Celts used to fast

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>While in prison, Susan has had several lesbian lovers, including a drug-addicted shoplifter, who died of an overdose after her release, and a black cocaine dealer named Pamela “Big Daddy” Morgan, who was released in 2008.
>“Susan always plays the feminine role,” said Christie, who was incarcerated for fraud and writing bad checks. “She likes big, tough convicts who can protect her from other inmates and make love like a man.”
>After ballooning up to a hefty 180 pounds, Susan has slimmed down to 135 since starting lesbian romps with her new lover, who’s serving 15 years for armed bank robbery, said Christie.
>Christie adds that the monstrous mom paid her to watch for guards while making love with her girlfriend in their cells, closets and even the prison cafeteria freezer.

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Come on don't be a fucking puff

Remember on the train to Budapest being stuck in a carriage with this incredibly loud fat Scottish woman. Couldn't STAND the cunt.