How do you find a russian boyfriend?

No one is going to believe that you are a girl :l everyone has that mentality that there aren't any girls here
t.girl

Write Jow Forums and a date time on your breast and post or nobody will believe you aren't larping. Leave bra on to frustrate incels.

:3
i have no money sory

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if you're here you're not a girl anyway

>i have no money sory

Typical woman.

Well, our 19 yo kids are pretty much classical zoomers. 20+ yo are a bit better.
But in general, here's the point:
1. If you want to find one - use interpals or, even better, vk.com (since it will give you more choice).
2. You don't actually have to learn russian to communicate cause really a lot of zoomer/half-boomers are somehow knows english. But not all...
3. Our young people are hardly affected by politics. Which means - you should get away from topics like "what do you think of communism" or "what do you think of Putin" otherwise prepare to see real autistic screeching.
4. Also young people have a trend to be edgy "critical thinking" slobs that despise religion and other similar stuff. So, yeah, be prepared for more autistic screeching.
5. About "kinda retarded" stuff - nah, we're not. We're just not get used to express our feelings on public. And no, we don't actually drink 24/7 while injecting krokodil and shit. Lots of zoomers/half-boomers are hardly into gym tho.

You may ask something specific.

another proof
sorry i don't have pictures of boob T__T

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reply to my post, please grill i crave attention

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i think i am going to visit russia soon with my friends, but i really dont know where a good place is to visit if i want to meet cute guys... do you know any?

> chad from former picture engages his roastie in shitposting

begone thot

Get fucked nerd, she replied to mine.
See ya later virgins.

moscow?

California.

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the only reason i replied is because you have american flag
i have considered that but my friend told me i will get my shit stolen there if i go, is this true?

I'm here. I'm here.

hi!!! :)

You may find diamonds literally everywhere but if you don't want to get a cultural shock from real Russia, i would pick something mainstream like Saint Petersburg (wannabe european Russia) or Moscow (wannabe americanized Russia). Not sure that people there are better (they tend to be more pretentious) but...

thank you!! ^O^ im excited to visit and finally satisfy my childhood dreams of being a russian housewife

Want some big Aussie sausage Sheila?

I do, but I'm Ivan.

Come here bb

holy shit so many russians have come to this thread am i in heaven

You're welcome

I really, really like your hands

are you a russian living in brazil

>tfw no Russian bf to fuck me in the ass while we play old CRPGs like men

pretty sure that you didn't even say "sorry for my bad russian" right, unless you mean pyccкий to be a noun, you have to specify what the adjectives are describing, also no russians right like that

>russian boyfriend
youtube.com/watch?v=l2yFHJrFQk8

Moscow is not Russia, as well as Petersburg. From my experience people from eastern regions are nicer, western ones are crazier, but it doesn't mean you can't find good people there.

sorry i have only been learning russian for a month and i have bad handwriting T_____T

no, sorry. I'm learning Russian for the lulz and maybe eventually getting a Russian boyfriend too

Mmm... Brazil...

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Well, ladies, if you want to make your dream come true, you should text me tonight.
telegram: @thelastcatcher
discord: Kof #5126
e-mail: [email protected]

I love you.

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since when are there biological girls on this board what the fuck
will any of you be my girlfriend? i'm pretty tall

>she has an instagram
roastie alert

how tall...

Are you mongoloid enough? Only mongoloids are acceptable to this thread.

post more pictures

like 6'2 in american units

Just buy them vodka and spread your legs.

>6'2
Wata fugg, man.

>imperiska
hanröj

Ayy :3

why would you even want a Russian boy?

oпeн бoб нay

Yeah, I'm already here. Yoooohooo
The news are telling us that we should be prepared for Chinese century. I decided to get an mongoloid one.

stop lying Ivan

i dont know. when i was a little girl i just thought they were very cute. i dont know when or how

What a desperate fuck.

Just wait for WW3, and you'll find him on a battlefield. If you get lucky you'll find him alive.

what about swedes??

LOSERS
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>when
NY

I know a russian boy, I can put you in contact with him via letter writing.

He's in prison for fingering a minor.

Due to political reasons, no, you're not allowed to have a Russian boyfriend.
Western Christian girls should not be near Godless communists.

>fingering a minor
Pretty sure he's a Chad who would pump and dump op...

>i didn't put my dick in so it's ok

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Manlet

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I'm convinced

>how do you find a russian boyfriend?

I'm Bavaryan and I have the same goal.

"How do you find a boyfriend".
>Go to where Russians are
>Talk to people
Holy shit this is so hard though idk if you can actually do it.

I look like Dijkstra, but not fat.
Am I cute?

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Really, I don't understand. Move to NY and do what you want. They already did the whole work. Just take it.

As qt as mongoloids are.

Why nobody want Brazilian bf? we more attractive then Russian!

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>mfw no sminem bf

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She wrote everything right, adjectives can be the main and only part of sentences.

I was born in from Russia, but brought to the US at a young age. I live in a large Russian community. Is that good enough for you?

But she didn't. Did you fuck yourself in your own eyes?

Are you uncut?

wouldn't извититe зa плoхoй pyccкий read weirdly though, as if pyccкий was being used as a noun referring to a russian person instead? or is it implied that it's talking about language by context?

Nigger

yes
yes
PERFECT

>is it worth dating a russian guy since they are kind of retarded
This is a good way to sabotage your own relationship. Pretty sure Russians are more intelligent and nuanced than any American you have available in your social class.

looks like you rubbed your hand in shit, and my hands are more feminine than yours

I lied I'm not a Russian American I'm a Chicano, I just wanted you to reply to me. Thank you so much.

Cute hand

1. its the lighting
2. i did
you're welcome

Her spelling looks like it was deliberately with mistake to act like an American.

Can you get some more pictures of you?

Hy гдe кoнкpeтнo? Moжeт пyнктyaция paзвe чтo, нo пocтpoeнo вce пpaвильнo

You should get the sense by the context, yes. Adjectives can be used alone the same way as in „Hey, beatiful!“ and be the main part of sentence.

op here i am no longer responding to this thread because too many of you are complimenting my hands and it feels really weird. thank you all for the kind words though.
also i used google translate because i am illiterate.
c u later space cowbois
also if any russian boys want to talk to me my email is [email protected] :)

>marina
You should have started from that you are Russian yourself, bitch

Kek.

i want to fuck pussy

Also we have no proofs of her femininity.

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ok this is the only post i am replying to for the rest of forever. this is a good post.

Ok the name is Mikhail White
DOC #00627233
P.O. Box 232
Black River Falls, WI 54615-0232

>Did you fuck yourself in your own eyes?
this kind of English spoofing is why I love Russians and Germans