Have your parents or a relative ever caught you whilst jerking off?

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yes, me and my brother used to race each other before bed

Yes my mother she barged in my room, I kept jerking off while looking her straight in the eye

Me and my brother used to see who were able to cum first but when you came you closed your foreskin so it became like a ballon filled with sperm. Then you went to the toilet and let it out.

My mom came in while I was jerking and she asked me what I wanted for dinner and left. I'm actually not embarrassed, because i've told her time and time again to knock before coming in, you wanna see my cock? Well here it is, you fucking whore, and here's what I do with it. Fuck you mom.

Nope but during my horniest teenage years I had a cumrag that just suddenly disappeared from my room while I was away.

No, Im far too paranoid to risk something like that.

i haven't yet started jerking off
plese teach me senpais

My bro once caught me looking at gay pony porn, I hope he forgot.

My mom caught me riding a dildo (I'm a guy). We pretended like it never happened.

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No but she kept moving my toilet paper for nose blowing from the night stand onto the desk

Yep. I used to wank to pictures of bowls of nuts and raisins with my dads face shopped onto the nuts and mums onto the raisins, and i'd also photoshop images of myself as a half nut half raisins. because dad is black and i am into that stuff hehe.

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I can't distinguish legit and troll posts anymore
save me from this thread

We need to talk about Anastacius

Yes, we acted like it didn't happen

>Yep. I used to wank to pictures of bowls of nuts and raisins with my dads face shopped onto the nuts and mums onto the raisins, and i'd also photoshop images of myself as a half nut half raisins. because dad is black and i am into that stuff hehe.

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For what purpose

nigger poo

never, they died 10 years ago

Did you do piss-bombs in school as well?

It almost happened once. I was trying to jerk off to Honey Select but my mom was about to discover my masterplan