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Pints edition.

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dan the man

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norwegian empire

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Uni is full of autismos. The most autistic kid I know got a gf in uni. Worth it mate, personally I would do the 3 year as you will want a break and doing 2 summers in a row will seem like hell, not just because you'll miss summer (even though that could be winter for you guys) but mainly because you wont catch a break and you do need a break. Its statisically proven to enhance productivity so if you want good grades go for the 3

dad called me this as a child and i used to get very angry because my name was jordan not dan
how didn't they see the signs?

retail toil resumes today

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How can I justify doing a three year degree instead of a two year accelerated degree? I don't care about having holidays since I don't have a social life.

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think I'm overreacting about the gf situation

ah to be young again

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Was given a wooden mechanical clock kit as a Christmas gift. Today I will build it.

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I justify it by reminding myself that I don't have the discipline to do it in 2 years.

as i said productivity will get knocked whether you use your free time to shag birds or conquer the world in eu4 if you do the 2 non-stop course

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tell them you have to take care of your autistic brother (Lachlan) while studying so it was hard

there's no campus culture in australia so he doesn't have a chance

Looking for legitimate ghost footage

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watch the documentary about the enfield poltergeist

Emma Watson's face when I put it in.

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Any film where the actors/crew have died after production

should have cheated on her at NYE

very miffed lads
my race is dying and everyone seems to think its a good thing and theres nothing i can do to stop it
feel like doing something drastic but i know it wouldn't change anything
i feel like im in a prison

>Water fasting is a type of fasting in which the practitioner consumes only water. One may water fast for a variety of reasons, including medical and religious requirements.

Have you done a water fast?

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getting stronger lads

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I want her to rip a nasty fart in my face.

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Channel 4 2007?

this is how most redpilled people feel
let your knowledge enhance your life not consume it

mental how worried parents are about you dying when you're little but it's so hard to actually die

youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

Most Dangerous Countries for Women (2018):

1. India
2. Afghanistan
3. Syria
4. Somalia
5. Saudi Arabia
6. Pakistan
7. Democratic Republic of Congo
8. Yemen
9. Nigeria
10. USA

(Thomson Reuters Foundation)

they already came forward and confirmed it was a hoax, dont waste your time

theres literally nothing wrong with smacking a woman when shes out of line

highly doubful

fucks sake

which part

?? Story?

The part between your ballbag and anus

not true, the enfield poltergeist was the only time a police officer has gone on record as saying they saw something they couldn't explain.

Its just gonna be the same as Brazil my man, there are still tons of white people in Brazil.
Ever notice how the Spaniards in Mexico dont breed with shit skins?
Or how there are massive white enclaves in Brazil?

what's doubtful about my gooch

An impasse has been reached.

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brazil is not white
nor is mexico

I want her to cut the cheese on my face.

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> the only time a police officer has gone on record as saying they saw something they couldn't explain.
baffling ridiculous statement

sometimes get real drunk and confuse actual memories with the dreams I might have had the morning after

not so much specific events, but rather intense emotions

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there is not a single white person inhabiting latin america

lads

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My name is Jordan too

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>the only time a police officer has gone on record as saying they saw something they couldn't explain.
Yeah, except for the thousands of other times police have said that.

Ahhhhhh hahahhahahaha spot on foy

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I own a turtle

my dinner is yum

I'm not a lad

pics x

that's a tortoise

always knew you were a softie who couldn't take the bants dave

>My name is Jordan
Almost as bad as "Tyler" or "Dustin"
Fuck millennial to gen z names were so dogshit

Don’t worry, guns won’t kill you but your healthcare will

nhs.uk/news/medical-practice/death-rate-much-higher-in-english-than-us-hospitals/

It's an Eastern long-necked turtle

t. """emmett"""

i said my name WAS jordan

Jordan is an old Hebrew name you stupid dago retard

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_of_Saxony

I like it.

can u show us a pic of the whole setup? im a big fan of turtles but i dont have one

Ah, well congrats on the transition then

my name is Joseph

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boomers had the best names desu

jordan is a unisex name anyway

no one in Brazil is white

Is this skinny Jordan or another one

why?

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The whole turtle setup

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At last I truly see...

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t. HoJu

Hey man these are my bros Zac and schizo, you can call me Cody

parents called me Jordan when I was born then I said thats a stupid name and called them both fucking retards so they called me Mike instead

Turt where are you Turt I have an important message

i'm not jordan from facebook if that's what you mean

is nofap before you see a girl a good idea?

Might have a cheeky sip during ramadan x

Thoughts?

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UGH MAAAYYYGUNNN

Where are the British postoers

"Emmett" being of Norman origin, the masculinization of the feminine "Emma"

What are some middle class English names?

Im thinking Alex, possibly Stephen

yeh
I remember I was going strong with this one bint and after I broke my nofap streak I started sperging out and stopped caring

this post is mocking brits

why indeed

Makes you think doesn't it

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"White" means something entirely different in Latin America than it does in the US. In Latin America, people like Jennifer Lopez, Ricky Martin and Cheech Marin are considered "white" whereas here they would be considered swarthy and ethnic.

Oliver
Spencer

I'm Anglo

It is but i just found it funny nonetheless at the yank getting offended by it

really annoying that curry insists on being called stefan
going to ruin gen z

Rupert

Thomas
Stephen
Jonathan
Robert
Richard
Michael
Timothy
James
William
Jacob
George

If you had to exterminate either pakis or the Irish which would you choose?

do British people ever shake hands when meeting