Culture Pals - /cp/

It doesn't get better edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (whores), China (smelly) and India (pajeetas) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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Whats the point

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The point is 2019 will be no better

Need to breed rozi's dinaro-nordid puccy lads

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I’m sad lads. Just said good bye to my qt :(

Have a blunt

no

Aw is baby scared of a little zoot?

Yes

Weed is for niggers

This

Extremely virginal posts

>virginal
i fugged my qt 3 times yesterday, and once in her butt.

Only a virgin would over compensate brag like this

Only a virgin nigger would suggest blunts

L-look mum I said the n word look how cool I am!!!

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Kek

Weed is smoked by non-whites, faggot wannabe nigger gangster whites and smelly hippies. Whichever group you belong to, you should hang yourself

Got a message from a Persian milf. I usually don't go for non-white women but Persians are an exception. Plus I've never done shit with a woman significantly older than me.

>implying she wants to fuck you

Fucking weebs, i swear to god these people need to be publicly hanged

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I've never met someone who smokes weed and doesn't earn six figures

>Got a message from a Persian milf. I usually don't go for non-white women but Persians are an exception.
There was an Australian user here recently who wrote about his adventures of traveling to Middle Eastern countries to meet and bed repressed women from these countries he had met on the internet before. I wish he would come back and give more details about the ladies and especially on how to do it.

>wake up
>qt has sent me a pic of her smiling face to say good morning
>haven't jerked off for a week, takes some actual effort not to be dirty

Wish she was around online more often, but I'm pretty sure she just shows up for a quick ego boost before going away. Still, it's fun to see pretty girls and get away with saying cheesy stuff.

>regularly pass over 80 views

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Resist messaging her back

She quite clearly does AKSHULLY

>qt has sent me a pic of her smiling face to say good morning
Which country? UwU

I did message her back just being polite, saying good morning, and that I appreciated the picture.

Russia. I'm learning the language so that's how we met. I was worried she'd be a scam account, but after three unique photos, I know she's legit now.

kek

>Russia. I'm learning the language so that's how we met. I was worried she'd be a scam account, but after three unique photos, I know she's legit now.
Cool. I also want a Russian gf but I don't want to learn Russian. Plus Russian women are man-eaters, I don't think I as a khv could handle them.

Russian has actually been pretty easy to learn, and I haven't met a bad Russian yet. I'm satisfied that I've taken it up.

>I haven't met a bad Russian yet
What did he mean by this?

Every Russian I've met has been nice?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOO

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Umm I think you're forgetting the Russians hacked our election. There is no good Russian, sweetie

>she just sent me a video saying I'm cute and she's happy to meet me.

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>There is no good Russian, sweetie
the russian guy who used to ask for tons of selfies now just sends me memes, he seems alright.

FUCK YOU DUMB NIGGER
here, popped your bad russian cherry

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Люблю тeбя, милaшкa

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NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

Why are Lithuanians so racist?

Fuck off nigger

dis wh*te boi finna be mad because his qt's fell for this BBAC baby

*dabs on you*

Fuck off nigger

But...why the generalization? :0

Sorry, cumskin, but your women are mine

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Oh fuck off Magyar nigger. I got tired of your shit a month ago.

>literally the niggers of Europe
Fuck off

Wait a sec. Are you actually implying this place is meant to have posts of a quality higher than THIS?
Hahahaha holy cow...you're more of thots' entertainment than how much you thought you were. Or how much I thought you are.

>replying to it

wait, there is 3 hun here now. The w*men, this nigger guy, and me, I am here for the longest time

Anemic pieces of shit. Contagious, pathetic failures.
What? You don't understand the language I'm using?
Oki, then I'll repeat it on your mother tongue: Even your brains are smaller than my pp.

Hahahahahahaha laughing at you all

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I bet more than 50% of people in this thread have never fugged (:DDD) a woman

You're probably right about that. But seriously, it's fine. I'm more ashamed of the other section. And no, I'm not a stupid white knight.

>I'm more ashamed of the other section
One word: cope

>One word: cope
One word: nigger

Look mum i said it again!! xD

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Pretty decent photoshopping skills there

if the next thread isnt called "Nigger edition" I'm gonna be sad

Yeah that's right, that's me on the left, you nigger

>ahem
>fuck the UK and fuck niggers
>thank you

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That's quite clearly me on the left

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Mfw all I'm doing is literally just trying to find out more of who I am...and this is how people react. Ironically and unironically.

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Don't tell people that. It's cringe. You already know who you really are but are afraid to admit it

be my gf bb

>all these Russian people talking to me to be friends

Hell yeah, bros

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I'm scared

Of what

Nevermind, they were homosexual. I'm outta here

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16yo girls are the best

Fuck off R*ndy you nonce

I think I managed to find the only Brazilian on the planet that used to be a slut and is now a strict Christian

R*ndy keeps viewing my profile

Delete account or lay Randy.

R*ndy is one of the 50% I was talking about earlier

>IDJ jew talking to me
how does a goyim like me get lewd with her?

IDF but whatever

tfw no gf

I'm scared too.

>IDJ jew talking to me
>how does a goyim like me get lewd with her?
Is she hot desu?

Just found out my housemate is a Jew

F*cking malfprmed society and its people. Is it even possible to survive once they have already reached out for you?

Makes me feel so sick
That now im quite literally vomiting
Who the hell are you people
I wish you never existed

I'm sorry for existing bro

Mental case

Dont take me wrong. I totally appreciate you making my break down even worse.

Because culture pals is the sensible place to whine about depression

I strongly doubt a person with depression would care about where she's whining. But then again, maybe youre right. Depression is not a good choice to whine about here. Not once there are so many other topis to choose from. Ye actually, im totally clueless why im not whining about interpals whores instead...oh yesyes

Hold me

No. Randy will hold you. :)

doesn't seem like it

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hey doo doo heads whats poppin?

Taking a risk to talk to a turkish girl for once since all the other European girls are asleep

ive only met one interesting turk and i started the convo with the hittite meme

Haha uggo

Got banned again... All those cuties lost. Like years in the rain...

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