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black EXCELLENCE edition

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didnt eat that wispa from earlier haha x

>white people invented glass

lmao

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6558137/Passenger-stabbed-death-board-train-Guildford-London.html

>The suspect, who police think was not known to the victim, is described as a black man in his twenties to thirties, is approximately 6ft tall, with a slim build and beard, dressed all in black with white trainers.

OF COURSE the stabber was a nigger. of course he was. I knew as soon as I read about this incident it would be a black man. who wants to bet his justification is that the other guy "disrespected" him when the nigger barged into him

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Very interesting that in the BBC article "hunt for Surrey train suspect" there is literally no mention of the attacker being black. hmm very interesting indeed

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very racialist thread

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The wife.

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seem to be grinding my teeth in my sleep

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Could do with some peanut butter reyt now.

what time do you lads normally start drinking on a saturday?

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Just mainlined melanin

>black people invented dreads
lmao

state of that tub

white hair will eventually form dreads if left unwashed
however black hair will never go straight without intervention

Really wish the gf had bigger tits

i did

>white hair
>black hair

m8

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do black people really get hair transplants from their pubic hair

4ish. usually whatever time I get home from my usual saturday walk/errands

really wish the gf had aa cups

>Clapham: hipster trash
I'd say it's not so much hipsters there (go to Shoreditch or Brixton for that), but more upper-middle class 18-30 year olds who want to carry on living the uni life while they're in their first job. Decent for a night out, wouldn't want to live there though

>Richmond: people there larp as proper londoners while going to private school

True, I imagine it's filled with insufferable champagne socialist runts, but I'd still take that over living besides Jamal and Muhammad. It's got a comfy feel to it with the park, river, etc

>Wimbledon: Literally only known for tennis and selling football clubs

It's like Richmond, but slightly less comfy. Wimbledon common is my favourite green space in London though

Which areas of London do you rate?

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What's on the bevvies menu for you?

Cough and indigestion. Goodness sake man it's 2019! Where is our miracle cure, like?

If the lads are up for a night out, around 7pm. If they're not, then I don't drink at all, just sit in front of the computer all day and feel like I've wasted yet another weekend

sounding the nonce alarm

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The Tesco deli bag is spicy chicken wings

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Lol it's mad how much BBC tries forcing netball and women's football and literally no one gives a single shit about it

Professional net ball players still have day jobs lol no one fucking cares stop forcing it for feminism points

eating a greggs sausage roll

>really wish the gf had aa cups

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how many feminism points do i need before i can cash them in for one gf

also find this quite amusing

going cinema epic style

My "gimmick" is that I select someone's post to leave one of my own but sometimes forget to remove their post number afterwards. haha

vegan I hope

me in the back being eaten by a couch

My wife has 36DD chebs

Thoughts?

-500

>Spring is aligned with the theme of Comedy as both can be characterised with the birth and innocence of the hero and the triumph over winter and darkness
>Summer is aligned with Romance as it is the culmination of all life
>Autumn is aligned with Tragedy as both are the "dying stages", Tragedy in which the hero falls or faces their demise
>Winter is aligned with Irony or Satire, as it is the darkest period, marked by disillusionment and mockery

By the way, we are currently in our Civilisational Winter.

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Eating sliced banana and custard

#povvopudding

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the guy in the sunlife advert is obviously senile and his daughter is very patronising when she invites his female friend in

Copped a £120 soundbar for £10
Now going to cop a £200 one for £110

spoiler that hog

now rise for the national anthem of /ex-yu/

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Feeling proper comfy lads.

bender

Nice fatty you've got.

how come britain has acted immorally and duplicitously on the world stage yet still has way more way friends than ireland?

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holy p__

just think how much better your life will be now you have that new gadget

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The proverbial 'gf'

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not to mention women's footballers are of a poorer standard than most u15 boys teams and the very best women's teams would be at about the 10th level of the football pyramid. there's no reason they should be given any coverage at all 2bh

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why do you need more than one? are you making a sound square

I wonder if I’d be able to smell anything if Emma Watson were to sit on my face and not fart. Don’t know, but I know I’d smell something for sure if she did fart.

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One of the only good pics of her

got a bunch of Becks cans in the fridge leftover from a 24pack I got over the new years. I'm getting through. few IPAs and cider too

If black people disappeared from Britain. What would we miss?

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Poo -

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did someone hear an alarm bell suddenly go off?

none of you edgy zoomer cunts know the misery of having a stepmum.

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What hobbies can I take up to meet nice girls lads? Hate the idea of Tinder/Bumble dating, so this is my only chance really

Bermondsy, camberwell, some parts of Brixton, wallworth road

Actually much better. I needed a speaker to play music and now I have a great one for a low price

Gonna try out the £200 one and see if its any better, and return it if its not. Also it looks really nice and has way more bass

by all accounts i live a comfier life with the 'rents than my brother who has his own home and wife

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look at those soles

why do you care so much about how good someone is at kicking balls around anyway? who cares if women aren't quite as good as men? it's just two teams competing in a game with arbitrary rules for entertainment

stayed in west hampstead for a bit
it was nice

dogging

corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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a lot fewer people yelling poo nigger on an imageboard

Sounds delish.

take dancing classes

man

back

your

mash

and

bop with a different sauce

>why do you care so much about how good someone is at kicking balls around anyway? who cares if women aren't quite as good as men? it's just two teams competing in a game with arbitrary rules for entertainment

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I don't care and never claimed I did. You a female net ball player or what?

EXCELLENT edtion

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gay bastard

What alcohol do people tend to drink (if anything) in Ethiopia?

I've seen this suggested a few times, but it seems like it would just be full of hungry blokes desu

reminder that james deen did nothing wrong

what the fuck

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becks is pretty average from a can 2bh. wouldn't usually get it at all but it was going cheap in the offy and they'd fuckall else on offer

based redpanels

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Lucy I know it's you, stop linking your own videos here. It's just sad and Scottish Murmers is hotter than you anyway

you want to watch the highest quality surely

not watching women is not prejudiced, they're just not entertaining. would you watch a tennis match between people ranked 1500th in the world instead of watching federer? likewise its not prejudiced that i don't watch league 2 either, it's lower skill, but even league 2 is a standard womens football could never get close to. people talk as if womens sports just need time and they'll catch up - a complete denial of biological reality.

post that picture of the woman's body getting more and more curvaceous with each child she spits out

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absolutely mad to think yank lads need to use lube everytime they have a wank

>curvaceous

fat. The word you meant to use was fat

why can't black people punch properly? literally every video I see of them fighting they are wrist swinging

nope. you 'irg'eak

pregnancy hormones accentuate the hips and tits

CTHULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

niggas be swinging

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my gf in the back