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Follow our brave protagonists as husband and wife Barbara and Kenneth and business partners Patel and his cousin Romish, take out their 5th buy-to-let mortgage to buy the cheap 2 bedroom terraced housing that first time buyers could only just about afford, convert them into 4 flats at £800 p/cm for "young professionals" to rent out edition

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Why do 'lefties' not understand the capitalist elite love flooding the west with new younger people because they function as nothing more than new cheaper economic units?

fucking love miso soup

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Silk worms

My wife

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fucking spicy noodles here lads

blew my head off and cleared out the sinuses

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Apple changed their Twitter avatar to a rainbow flag during June though.

100% correct

Upper-middle class senior executive verbally abuses his employer after spending money he doesn't have on a lavish swimming pool

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Any revolt against the modern world man in?

why is she with another man then?

bet your anal ring will regret those

Further confirming my bias that Rorkes are all seriously mentally troubled individuals

I work in a bank and see these cunts every day. They still have the gall to moan about interest rates and if I have to hear "I remember getting 15%" on more time I think I will snap. They also like to blame me and my generation for pretty much everything, too.

corr
Don't remember minnie ripertons daughter being this peng

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They're siblings.

just put the cock cage on while the missus stays with the bull over the weekend

THE BANKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

rorkes are tapped in the fucking head

Wish Arizona ice tea was sold in the UK

Should I just pay for a dominatrix and get this femdom nonsense out of my system lads?

they're just highly skeptical, which makes sense when every institution is out to get them

Thats Paul Thomas Anderson's missus

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IT IS

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Would they get that interest rate risk-free in a normal savings account? Mad that I'm having to take risks investing in stocks to try to get an average of ~7% p/a (although I'm currently at -1% due to Trump shutting down the government), whereas the boomer generation would get double that risk-free

It took me 80 hours but I finally beat Dark Souls lads

I've only ever seen it in places like Home Bargains but only sometimes

Doubt you'd like it.
Mandom was the way God intended it mandem

Yeah
They have 4 kids together
Had no clue

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Gammons are literally protesting Greggs for selling vegan sausage rolls

What the fuck lmao

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Americans aren't rorkes you dribbling retard

Deleted my porn folder in a great momentary act of shame and I’m already regretting it

>i wish (processed food or beverage item) was sold in (my country)!
ever heard of amazon you pike

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feel like pure shit just want him back

me: i’m sad

rich people: then remove yourself from your toxic environment. quit your job now and fly to milan. shop for a week straight and buy a yacht it helps me heal. build a house in the tropics and drink fresh fruit juice the power is yours don’t be lazy and complain

Yeah, it was standard savings accounts. Bare in mind it also meant that mortgage interest rates were that high, but then remember that their home only cost £20k

>actually posting rorke shite on Jow Forums

Jow Forums should be a place where you can escape reality and the Jow Forums rage it induces in you and instead just have a laugh about it all and the state of your life

sincere political discussions should be kept somewhere you know isn't going to be an echo-chamber and someone will challenge them whereas they'll just be mocked for lulz here

Open xnxx, download it again
It's just a renewable process

it really does be like that

But I've had a femdom fetish since I was literally about 6 years old, and never acted on it. Don't want to be wondering about what might have been

God I wish I was a landlord

>shipping food across the Atlantic

haha yeah so true anyway what are you doing to fix this sadness mate?

What would the average salary be at that time? Imagine you'd be able to pay the mortgage off, including high interest, within 5-10 year as long as you're not a complete mong with saving money

Immigration should be restricted to white europeans
Abortion should be banned
Climate change is a farce
Antifa should be treated like a terrorist organization

2018 stats:

drug intake: approx 434g
unpaid tick: £137.33
bikes sold to scrap man: 9
amber leaf rollys smoked: 9354
lasses met on tinder: 27
lasses shagged from tinder: 27
birds poked: 143
written warnings: 7
hacky looks given: 3468
near scraps: 308
scraps: 1
scraps won: 0

>Jow Forums should only be what *i* want it to be
Don't think so, bog-trotter.

>tfw its my mas birthday tomorrow so I have to leave the house and go buy a present

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not telling you it's a secret

Might have helped you out.

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wouldn't happen to be the ol cide' every weekend would it

Median house price was between 2.5 to 3.5 the median yearly wage in the 70s, it's between 6 to 7 times the median wage now

Or so I read anyway could be wrong

Eh, Jow Forums radicalised a load of late millennials/proto-zoomers. It's only bad now because it's spammed by 60-IQ yanks and actual unironic glow in the dark JIDF precisely because it was once worthwhile as anything but a sinkhole.

>he says while shipping food across the Irish sea from west to east

Saw a lad playing his Nintendo Switch in the canteen at work yesterday. He was also wearing big headphones.

Yeah as if. They're just a bunch of alienated lower middle class white kids who are incapable of comprehending the economic and structural causes of the sad state of their lives and so believe reductive, easy to understand, made up conspiracy theories like the JQ. The conspiracy-based nature of their basic beliefs leads them to develop an irrational paranoia that everyone is out to get them because they think they have dangerous ideas when in reality, they're just dumb and/or sexually undesirable humans which by the nature of society need to be ostracized and preferably removed from the tribe to guarantee its success.

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fucking hate this boomer show, it's on at the gym, always take pleasure when they fail miserably and go way over budget

You didn't understand the post. Fucking thick cunt.

Reckon my cock would look bigger if i shaved my public hair but i could never do that

feel like shit
just want her back lads

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I'm partial to the odd apple based beverage yeah

I do it every single year, just once or twice after spending a few too many hours stroking the penis

If I could disable my penis until I find a girl to settle down with I would have zero problems whatsoever, my life would improve exponentially.

'Irish' is synonymous with arse cancer.

Jews are part of the economic and structural causes though. Part of, not all; that's their only failing.

Don't care virgin

>yeah as if

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imagine a few drops of that right down your japs eye

Need to stop deathgripping my cock lads.
Any advice?

You do care, you're just fucking dumb as shit.

Start rubbing your bulge instead and cum in your pants like a true patrician

get a bf to wank it more tenderly

do it a lot more

Just got me hair cut lads

let me tell you how you feel
as arse blasted as me

Am I right thinking if there’s a green light on a roundabout you shouldn’t have to give way to anyone?

If this savage ape nigger train killer turns out to be foreign born, leftists will fight tooth and nail to stop him being deported

Let that sink in

I think feminism is pretty much a good thing, I don't see the desire for treating women as equals as a bad thing. It's pretty obvious that there's an issue in our society where they're not believed when they've been raped, and are constantly sexually objectified, yet are vilified for enjoying their own sexuality
I don't have any problems with LGBT people, I think every human has the right to love who they want, to identify as whatever gender they feel comfortable as. They damn well have a right to pee in the bathroom they feel comfortable in at the very least. These people are bullied, abused, and subjected to hatred all their lives, and honestly deserve protection.
I think every human deserves a right to basic healthcare. You shouldn't be forced to die out in the streets just because you're too poor. I find it sick that it's even allowed.
I don't believe in a world where imaginary lines on a map can be used to separate parents from their children, friends from friends, lovers from lovers. It's tragic that the state can basically treat immigrants and refugees as less than human because they were born on the other side of a border. They should be given the same chances, opportunities, and respect we are given.
I think we live in a time of institutional racism, where politicians exploit the fear and hatred from the darkest and most evil corners of society to propel themselves to power, at the expense of innocent black schoolchildren who are gunned down and targeted by police, by Muslim families who are demonised by the press and made to feel unwelcome, even detained by government officials under authoritarian accusations of terrorism. This is how fascism starts, and it needs to be stopped before it gets too far. For the sakes of all of us, for human dignity and life.

I believe in love and harmony and respect between all peoples.

Yet Rorke thinks I'm the bad guy and he's the good guy? Baffling, honestly.

Laying in bed

gf is being a moody little slag cos im going out with the lads tonight

went on a greggs quest for the fabled vegan sausage roll

but alack i was too late

get a cock cage

you never give way in any situation

Imagine being as fucking thick as you are. Dumb IRA terrorist sack of shit.

Didn’t read a single letter of this

Try making an infographic next time with bar charts, then maybe I’ll start taking you seriously

So this is Dave...

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.

might start a new greggs quest

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seething

This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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>They damn well have a right to pee in the bathroom they feel comfortable in at the very least

They make everyone else uncomfortable in the process so fuck right off

based mummy's doing bacon sarnies

This is the power of the white male

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Same reason why 'righties' don't understand that trickle-down economics are just another form of corporate welfare.

*rolls my stats for the impending greg quest*

A case study of the Rorke

Presbyterian sosij roll