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Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
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Fuuuuuuuuck

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first 4 goyim

FUCK trump desu edition

Yo Big5, you do fundamental anal right? Please tell me everything you know about MPAA.

wish the nasdaq would just crash a thousand points already

Leak that Tesla has terrible production numbers for this month and quarter, lied about it. Also, "saboteur" says hes a actually a whistle blower.

i do mainly share structure research.. whats your time frame on it?

We're all winners today

(Except me)

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holy hell
you talking about SBUX?
wtf is going on?
all the banks too

i knew those fucking candles on the S&P meant we were in for a dump

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PEP a BEAST

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go with like a plan for 2 or 3 month hold.

>buy ALT
>literally 5 minutes later it drops 5%
Why do I keep getting baited into buying this piece of shit?

I was forced to sell half for the dow because of rules

so what should I buy to make the most out of this dismal dip

SPY puts

hey i know how you like always closing green, but im glad to hear that
i think were in for a big dump desu

UVXYs ER is tomorrow too

not even PEP can save my portfolio this week

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i can't go through it all right now but i found this...

(1)
On February 2, 2018, our board of directors increased our share repurchase program authorization from $15,000,000 to $20,000,000 of our common stock. As of March 31, 2018, $11,630,000 of the $20,000,000 had been utilized and $8,370,000 remained available to repurchase shares under the authorized share repurchase program, subject to the limit in our credit facility. We retired the 511,746 shares repurchased under this program through March 31, 2018. Our share repurchase program does not obligate us to acquire any specific number of shares and shares may be repurchased in privately negotiated and/or open market transactions.

I like share buy backs.. also in their financing activities it shows they got more money from their revolving credit.. with raising interest rates id perfer a company get some long term loans but it depends what the terms of the loan are.. ill have to look into it deeper later.. my girlfriend is breaking up with me and i have to find somewhere to go so i'm in a shitty situation right now.

Could be worse, you could have really fucked up and she could be making you fork over half your shit. Thanks, gonna buy some of these fuckers.

Wait for real? Just because of the vehicle and Mexico?

You could probably move in with kneepad.

Daily reminders:

AMD head back down to $9

This place is full of morons

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Reposting!
Me of really should have been more ambitious on shorts kek

Need for find better ways to figure out opening too

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Fug, I'm the user who got broken up with in the last thread. It really sucks, but I think we're all gonna make it.

Digging around for a bit, someone claimed that Merrill Edge still charges for options even if you have preferred rewards. Is robinhood the only place that offers free trading on options?

Fuck your low IQ post, AMD 40 EOY. Buy the dip faggot!

WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING DOWN??? SOMEONE ANSWER ME

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We aren't gonna make it. Trump is going to execute the tariffs on china tomorrow and the market is going to crash for real this time.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you mother fucker!

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thread theme songs
play 'em on loop boys and kneepad girl
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I know the feeling of having to move out because I'm about to break up with my girlfriend. It's a huge pain in the ass after moving in together. Why is your gf dumping your ass?

i think it's because i took the day trip to mexico.. we've been together for 6 years.. i'm honestly just tired of her childish behavior this isn't the first time she's broken up with me.. but it's going to be the last time.. each time she has begged for me back this time i'm just not doing it.. just really bullshit because it came out of nowhere

I rest my case

Lolq is already moving into cope mode.

damn m8
im sorry to hear that

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On again off again for 6 years?

>MU with good ER usually dumps hard
>MU has good ER, this time market gets kneecapped

NEW PARADIGM SHIFT

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Fug, is the government putting something in the water? My gf broke up with me quite suddenly after 2 years without much ryme or reason.

Don't feel sorry for him, honestly he probably deserved it and just isn't telling us.

Everyone's girlfriends are breaking up with them because they checked your portfolio's and saw a large amount of AMD in it.

The on again off again shit is tough. I’ve been going through it with my ex for 10 years now. I love her but just can’t be around her if that makes sense. Oil and water. It’s even tougher that she’s in a bad place now. I’m trying to be a friend but not get so involved that she moves back in.
I think some people truly love each other but just can’t cohabitate. Takes a while to figure out what to do.

sad!

women are always looking for something different because they cannot be content. don't worry, in time it will all come back on her. i no longer feel anger, just pity that she will live a life without peace, always wondering "what am i missing out on?"

just had a chick do that with me on fucking christmas this year

bitch jut tried to throw me out. fuck that. no amount of makeup sex will make me go back on that. its ogre. almost aways better to move on and drop a fickle bitch than it is to give em what they want (you on hands and knees begging to have her back)

it still sucks no matter what. especially after 6 years

please dear god somebody save berkshire

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Kek

>"what am i missing out on?"
all those wicked AMD gains right

>b-but user
>i t-thought you were g-gonna be r-rich?

Depends on the relationship, 6 years of bullshit is 6 years wasted on bullshit. He should have cut his losses instead of bag holding some titties attached to a shitty relationship.

Guess those big5inches weren't enough for her. Don't worry, Tyrone will buy your bags.

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There's estrogen in the water. Your girlfriend doesn't respect you because you're a little bitch.

I think he said she's a model or some shit like that, it's only natural that she would be a high maintenance drama queen as well. Big5 goes to Mexico one day to bang a trap and she throws in the towel.

What are you talking about? Big5 himself is nothing but drama. She probably heard about his gay porno ban on comfy's channel and saw him flaming on here afterwards about it.

mostly on.. last time her family even got involved and pretty much were telling her she is fucking up.. this time idk.. she just came home from a two week trip from italy on mommy and daddies tit and felt all high and might.. she wants to get married and shit but i'm not down for the govt. getting involved in my relationship

girls are just wishy washy and they have no clue what they want..

yeah i know that my "now ex" is going to be extremely lost.. her parents have babied her her whole life while my parents were really rough on me and my siblings but we all take care of ourselfs extremely well her and her brother have no clue how to take care of themselfs like at all... so a part of me is like whatever i don't need a 30 year old child to take care of but then part of me is feeling bad because i know that she is going to be fucked when i'm not around.. but whatever she's bringing it upon herself

not always easy to make that call though

kek
i unironically blame birthcontrol
it makes them all fucking bitchy as shit and like theyre half on their period ALL THE TIME

kek

Birth control is why there's estrogen in the water. Women piss it out and it doesn't get removed when they filter the sewage water for you to bathe in and drink.

Dude she probably just wants to have a baby or some shit if she is in her 30s.

So how many of you dipshits bought IQ at the top of the bubble?

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Thx guys you actually put a smile on my face today. You guys are alright, don't trade on the markets tomorrow

Dude, she is fucking someone on the side and using you as a safety net. I went through 2 years of that. She would not answer her phone when I was traveling, and I would break up with her and she would come back sobbing begging me to take har back and had every excuse in the book. When I finally broke up with her for the final time and told her to fuck off I was done, she was dating her boss less than 2 weeks later. The one that was just a friend.

STOP SELLING DAMN IT

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>she just came home from a two week trip from italy on mommy and daddies tit
Wait a minute, both you and your girlfriend are trust fund babies? Jesus Christ...

Honestly, it's amazing how relaxed society is about women taking these super strong hormonal pills that even get passed through their piss.

Just Damn it all

yeah shes a model.. but shes a bitch and very high maintenance.. when she came home from italy the first thing she says was so how were the hookers in mexico.. i know you and user went down there to fuck hookers i'm not stupid... but really i just picked up some more xannax and got drunk on the beach getting a massage.. i ate a hooker out in mexico before.. but she was with me!

The TSLA FUD is pretty intense. Never heard of anything like it at least in recent history.

- Hollywood Director ((())) had their car catch on fire Monday. Happened to video tape all of it and immediately post to social media with "omg my kids would have died"
- Sabotaging plant was working at TSLA since October and was preparing to leak pictures of "unsafe batteries" that he sabotaged himself most likely

All of these are actually coordinated actions. Considering they found the plant this week.

Next up you have FUD about delivered vehicles that leaks in the same time frame and then the story how he is a 'whistleblower" just worried about unsafe practices.

TSLA shorts and competitors are surely desperate. Wonder if it's oil, car dealers, or something else.

>3dpd
Thats just the way the cookie crumbles

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Has your girlfriend ever caught you cheating? Mine has threatened to cut my balls off or shoot me if I ever did. I still do it from time to time.

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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I sold yesterday LMAOOOOOOO

>eating out a mexican hooker
Rich people are disgusting. Also, women go to Italy to get fucked by gigolos. She's just trying to shift the focus onto you, so you don't realize what she did.

no.. she comes from a wealthy family.. i worked my ass off in construction my whole teenage years.. she owns her own business that she's been doing for 10+ years that makes good money.. but her dad still pays for her family vacations because it's like their family thing.

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>Has your girlfriend ever caught you cheating?
when we first got together i cheated on her with my ex but she cheated on me with her ex.. this was like the first 6 months we were together.. we kinda just shrugged it off and started going to swinger clubs lol

Anyone else getting justed by $IQ today? I mortgaged my house to by a couple thousand more shares. AAAAAHHHH

I feel your pain user. My longs and shorts are getting burned simultaneously.

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You should have asked her how Leonardo's cock tasted.

DUMP IS OVER I THINK
BUY THE DIP

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hahaahah better be lying

>fedex truck in the captcha
time to buy the dip boys

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See my problem is I’m too nice and I really really do love her, pulse she’s helpless too. When I say 10 years it’s more like 5, the first five years were just fucking on occasion. I was too strung out on pills to realize how much she loved me.
In 2013 she moved closer. I didn’t want it cause I had moved back to my parents to save money for a house I was going to build. It obviously didn’t work out for reasons but mainly cause she was doing pills too and not working. I kicked her out then lost my job of 14 years 3 days later.
Anyway I felt real bad for kicking her out with literally nothing so after a couple of months I let her have my old beat up truck to drive so she could get a job. She nursed it for two years. We started talking again and we’re ready to get back together but she had a fuckload Of family drama and can’t keep a job for a year and a half now. I’m done with it. I want more out of life than what she does. Problem is she’s a great friend. If it weren’t for her I would’ve an heroed when I was unemployed. I feel like I owe her now that she’s in the same spot.

if she was fuggin some dude on the side, the dude mustve been small as shit, cuz she had the tightest twat EVER. i find that to be a good indicator. you come home to a fucking windsock and you know something is up

kek
gee i wonder why...?

go do what you were planning on.
go buy real estate in texas, help out w this flood shit, find some down-home cutie (that accent on chicks hits the right buttons 4me) who aint a rich bitch, pay WAY less taxes and have a WAY lower cost of living.

youre in cali right? hop in the car, youll be there in like a day

its an opportunity is what it is

i honestly haven't felt the same since eating that chick out in mexico... i've been tested for many things and cleaned myself of parasites...

id do it again tho

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This afternoon will be the dump part 2: electric boogaloo

That's why my gf isnt on birth control. Only one fuckup so far.

remind me to never buy options again

>a weab thinks he can time the market

More likely it was Omar, Yussef or Mohammed.

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I got the best blow job of my life last night from this hooker, couldn't help my self just blew my load right in her mouth.

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this. theyve been scaling out on every rally every single night since friday. they know whats up

old fashioned birth control is best birth control.
just pull out and blast her in the face

should have just stayed 100% PEP and KO

Kek, I had an ex try to get back into my life with my current gf around. My ex apparently got drunk as fuck and called me up on my birthday but I had her number on block on my phone after running into her because I knew she would pull that shit on me. Apparently her cucked boyfriend had to pick her up from the bar and drag her drunk ass home and told her that he understands why she would want to call me. Women these days are a fucking mess and rejecting them only makes them want you more.

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FULL OF OPTIMISM. -10% DOES NOT MAKE ME OPTIMISTIC

Dude, I don't know man--eating a hooker out is risky. How much you spend on that shit? I wouldn't do it unless it was top dollar.

Use the proper meme please.

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