/balk/ - Balkan Thread

fuck her right in the greek pussy and then leave

The slavic species have a grey skin because they once lived on the surface of the moon, and their skin adapted the natural color to be used as a camouflage to avoid predators.
Before that their skin was reddish, because they lived on mars before the great slav-mongoloid war that rendered the entire planet barren of all life. the mongs went on to another solar system while slavs lived on our moon for a good thousand years before the year 670 B.C. The slavs still retain the skin coloration from moon because they live on commie blocks. Their main religion is communism, but they have recently adopted anime as one of their religion aswell and this sparked major civil wars on russian continent(yes, its a continent).
Their bodies also process alcohol different how human body does it, it is their main source of sustenance.
The more you know...

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didnt read but it is anti-slavic so its a based post

00g4 b00g4 6rat

Different pussies have different aromas depending on the balance of all these factors as well as their diet.

I dated a redhead from maine and her pussy smelled like a combination of beer and roses. Like a strong bitter smell that nearly burns your nostrils. Bitter aftertones and a slight earthy waft when you peel her panties. I reckon this is from her diet high in carbs and sugar, as the breakdown of these foods produce alcohol on a microscale. As for the taste of her pussy, it was subtle, nearly neutral, were it not for the hormones that make your tongue tingle at the sides.

Now the previous girl i dated was a welshwoman who had rather poor hygiene. Her area smelled like a coin operated urinal. It smelled strongly like fish when you let your finger dry after touching her there. While i locked my nostrils to her pussy, strong odors emanated from her asshole aswell. So it was hard to discern if i was sniffing her pussy or ass

In either case, i convinced her to slide in a camel blue inside her pussy for me to smoke later. There was a peculiar taste as the ash smoldered, one i can only describe as urine + pepperoni. It burned my nostrils but also overwhelmed my entire palate with a thick greasy texture.

Upon finishing the cigarette i went back for an inspection to figure out where this peculiar texture came from. First i sniffed her panties for any irregularities and apart from a brown streak it was negligible

Secondly i inspected her discharge by fingering her and looking at what comes out. White, stringg substance were on my fingers and thats when i figured out the culprit: it was yeast infection, combined with the sugars from my candy habit, made alcohol upon contact with my mouth

I wonder how she tastes...

So its gone? Does the Turk and anime-bey still visit?

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because you just sent him a picture and not a slice of your delicious cake

>dyslexia, the post

can someone explain me what macedonia is?
Does it exist, do i even exist?

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>fyrombey leaves
>anime-bey mysteriously vanishes as well
HHMMMM

actually, we're all fyrombeys

including me

Animegay still posts, though.

He left?
Last time I was here, was what, 16th December? My last talk was about wine with a turk, and telling a Macedonian who was depressed or something, to stop paying for tv and the internet, for a month so he can recover from his easy dopamine addiction.

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Balkan slavs are all subhuman. Literal cockroaches.

sike
>to stop paying for tv and the internet, for a month so he can recover from his easy dopamine addiction.
Yeah, that's me.

i'm bored

send yo mommas

this x1000

hmm? there's nothing wrong with my english

>what is macedonia
they're bulgarians who had their language influenced by serbs instead of russialins- like the rest of the bulgarians did
also due to serbian propaganda they think ancient macedonians were not greek, and therefor modern day macedonians are the descendants of alexander

I agree my 56% friend!

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>Yeah, that's me.
How did it all go?

Ayy its not our fault you live off of 200$ a month. Whats the hate for?

I was shaking like a junkie and finally gave in and fapped 17 times in a day literally felt like shit and went to sleep right after that day.

i dislike slavs

>a german, american, brazilian, mexican and finnish flag complaining about slavs
wow. so surprising. i wonder who could ever be behind these posts.
surely not miserable diaspora and proxies from too much hateposting. surely.

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didnt your mom tell about me? im her bull

i have a dream

one day all an*Mefags will be brutally beaten to death in streets

i have a dream

every single one of them is ROMAnian proxy

Xpozed will beat any bulgarian gymrat

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How long did you manage to last without tv and net?

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false

im albanian

Too bad your nation wasnt strong enough to defend themselves. At least you were able to flee out of your glorious balkan shithole and leech off of finns.
Great job miroljub icvic.

gave in on the third day

False, im actually american.

and what are you doing in mexico
*albanian
ftfy

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quads confirm that your are also a ROMANian proxy

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Nope. But whatever floats your boat m8

sniffing coke out of your mommas titties

no you're not
albanians go to italy and switzerland

Well, I was right that you are addicted to the easy dopamine. What did you try to fulfill your days without internet and tv? Books. gym, some art classes?

hahahahaha bet you go to work.
and here i am, getting 800 euros in benefits a month and then buy stocks with them. i currently have 50 000 on stocks, stay mad, poorfag, ive never worked in my life and ive made more money last year than you have ahahahahhahahahah

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i mean im not actually FROM albanian. but both of my parents are from albania.

Only poor people like you think that money is everything.

>ive never worked in my life
And youre also proud of it.

>one proxyfag pretending to be multiple proxyfags
Interesting.

>art classes
not in a million years
I already go to the gym and read college books but there is only so much you can do, even hanging out with friends isn't enough.

if you were born in mexico that means you are mexican
be quiet wetback beaner

Hmm.

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How does it make you feel, poorfag, ive never worked in my life and i have more money than you and to government still gives me benefits.

Enjoy your microwave popcorn, trailerpark and light beer. Meanwhile im driving a 1 year old audi, drink belgian trappist beer and drink best russian vodka.

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>being proud of being a slave wagecuck

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>being a roach and proud of it.

So what the fuck are Americans, Mexicans, Finns and whatnot doing here?

>you cant be a wagecuck if you dont have a job.

Jeez you slavs really know how to live life to the fullest.

>being a wageslave because too retarded to get more money without doing anything

fag
fag

The finn is just a serb immigrant.

shut up and keep working cucklord, i need my disability funds.

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When I say art classes, I meant artistic ones, like playing an instrument, drawing, pottery, singing, dancing.
Not interested in any of em?

Don't go to psychiatrists tho. They are all scam artists, and try to plant seeds in your head, then try to root em out, and pretend they did their job.
Now, what you should do is, listen to strangers from an anonymous image board, on the net. This, is better than 10 years of therapy.
Therapists are also scam artists.
What are you majoring in?

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It took me this long to realize youre just being a le troll boi, otherwise i simply cant imagine anyone being proud of a life you live. Unless youre a gypsy.. :)

Dont you get that from your parents? Or are they without jobs too?

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no i have made up autism and i get autismbux from a few overseas programs under different names. i literally make more money than you just by sitting on my ass, and i live in a third world shithole.

stop leeching off your parents berGAY
I imagine they would be quite disappointed if they learned you spend your time posting black dicks on a mongolian bananas trading forum

I dont think this website is for you, maybe reddit forums would be your kind of thing?
And please, never go to Jow Forums, keep being a wageslave lmao

thats not me you fucking retard :DD you guessed it wrong

D-don't laugh
if.pmf.ukim.edu.mk/streams/view/11
I'm well aware that psychiatrics are scammers. I'm not interested in anything of what you mentioned in fact i loathe it. I just want to build a spaceship with FTL or anything else that would allow me to travel the stars.

>he doesn't own his own business
it must feel great to waste your life for someone else all day long for the promise of a very small amount of money.

Why are you so obsessed with money?
If youre so rich that youre living with your parents, perhaps you could invest that money and make your homeland less of a shithole.

WOOOSH, go away, shhhh....

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Please tell me how to pickpocket people at the supermarket. I want to be just like you, traveler. :)

>an*Mefag

disgusting

What do you spend your days with in Canada, nenad?

>he thinks money isnt worth anything.
And you still wonder, why youre a poor person?
Money can get you almost anything you want.
While a poor person like you cant get anything....

Never done that, too much risk, but stealing packages from suburban house porches is easy if you have a friend driving, ebay scams are easy too.

you're offered a gf
but she has to be from a balkan country, excluding your own
choose wisely

I own a bunch of land and let people store shit on it for a yearly fee. I literally do nothing but mow the lawn.

Estonia.

Do I get to choose the girl beforehand or its a blind date?

Uhhh where are the balkan flags

kosovo

Slovenia is the only correct answer.

Greece

You want to be a physicist? That's nice. In order to do physics at a high level, you must know mathematics, right? Is it possible for someone to learn mathematics from an eight grade level to 12th, in 1 year? Just so he can pass exams with the bare minimum.
>loathe it
Martial arts are more of your thing then? Its still an art.

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Romania, Greece and Albania are NOT balkan

the balkan peninsula should be renamed to the south slavic peninsula

fuck off belgium
i bought an apartment 2 years ago and i live alone.. sorry kid

>be slav
>not have a job
>leech off foreign countries' resources
>i get free money and im rich xddd

I cant seem to understand why the entire exyu is a poor, miserable wasteland. Kek

>The moldovan autist diaspora from /his/ is now shilling his failed "nation" and "identity" on /v/ and other boards
Seeing this cringy autist makes my blood boil

He's based and redpilled, if I were him I'd try to distance myself from Romania as much as possible too.

You're a literal dicksucking faggot so your opinion doesn't matter.
>Muh anyone who shits on romania is "based"
Fuck off retard

rate me guys?

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>get ghosted by a hungarian girl
>mad at romanians for it

kelly used to spam this thread

what happened? it was the only thing he did good in his entire life probably (other than his eventual suicide in future)

Soyboy