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Fight me
>no edition
fuck off beto you gronk
Are year lads.
he won't like this one bit
will scrap any1 anytime
Looks familiar
>When I was a kid I lived in Milton Keynes. During the 80s, Milton Keynes was developing and advertised itself strongly to the Japanese (who at the time were the richest people in the world) for investment. There used to be an old advert on youtube of a group of Japanese investors walking around Milton Keynes nodding in approval before signing a cheque for one of the most lucrative areas in the city. As such there were a series of Japanese companies who had their European HQs in Japan, and a Japanese community formed. It was the only place that had a significant Japanese presence in the UK, and it's within commutable distance to London, so all the Japanese clumped in Milton Keynes. I lived about a mile from pic related, the Japanese school campus, which taught only in Japanese. You can see the Japanese-Buddhist Peace Pagoda in this shot too, the white sombrero in the top left of the pic.
>Through years 2, 3, and 4 (ages 7-10ish) I had 4 Japanese kids in my class. Not guys like "Hi, I'm Jimmy Nakata", I mean they got here from Japan and couldn't speak English. 3 girls and 1 boy named So. The girls just stuck together, but So was a boy and hung out with us. So brought us the traditional Japanese art of Kancho
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Barman poured the wrong pint so gave it for free, absolutely basado
OH NO NO NO NO NO
if you live in the united kingdom and didn't go to oxford or cambridge you might as well jump off a bridge
Just cap medical pricing down to equipment and pharmaceutical manufacturing
/sp/ janny lost his rag at the half time slags
stab me with the blade joe
So was a little terrorist, and for this reason I was always fearful of him. I didn't invite him to my birthday party because of this fucking kancho shit. He made Ben cry because of how hard he did it one time. Then he introduced another more terrible game, "squidgy widgy". You grab someone's dick and balls and crush them, then say "squidgy widgy", which was made all the creepier in his accent and how he would grind his teeth together while he said it. He eventually got every boy doing it, I don't know, maybe grabbing someone's cock is considered more acceptable to a British child than penetrating someone's anus. I once relented to the crowd and when the opporunity presented itself, gave Sean a (comparatively soft) squidy widgy, and totally regretted it. A year of perpetual fear of a squidgy widgy and kancho passed, So stopped doing this. He became more reserved, and despite his English improving, became quieter. I went from avoiding him to helping him during class as the girls would bully him. At Edward's birthday party he gave me his Japanese copy of Pokemon Green - the one you could only get in Japan. I still have it and I left it untouched with a frozen level 51 Articuno. That was during the summer. When the new school year came, he and the 3 girls were all gone. I think they all went back to Japan. Many years later I managed to find one on facebook and wrote her a message saying "Hey this is user from primary school" and got no response; at least I'm pretty sure it was her. Those girls absolutely MADE BANK in the pokemon card trading because they got all the Gen 2 shit 2 years before it was revealed in Europe. I traded a shiny for a fucking common Japanese Mantyne.
what
the fuck are you doing up cunt
Eventually all the Japanese in all the school years left. Milton Keynes garnered other investment and drove the Japanese companies out of town. The Japanese school was sold and became a home for mentally disabled adults. There's nothing left but that Peace Pagoda and about 5 monks out every day mowing the lawns. Thank you for reading the history of the Japanese community in Milton Keynes and my experience of kancho.
you'd get knocked out faster than the heem sleepy guy
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thiiiick.
hello where are slags
Was hopping downstairs ( on two legs at once) and some female saw me
Amazon market value.
4th of January, 2015: $137 billion
4th of January, 2016: $298 billion
4th of January, 2017: $359 billion
4th of January, 2018: $582 billion
Now: $770 billion
should i cop? 18 acres
>hopping
Was it because you were startled while shitting so had your pants around your ankles?
seems sustainable
how much and bit close to neighbour
No I feel that'll help me lose my belly. Also it's fun. You can't disagree. Like if you agree
freak
what are you lads drinking tonight?
all me
just noticed how close it is to the neighbor.. the house is a bit small too
that anti-Semitic Palestinian from Curb was such a hottie. madonn'!
I'm done with it all but some hefeweizen
How do I deal with being a jack of all trades but master of none lads? I'm intelligent, but not a genius. I'm a good writer, but not exceptional. I'm good at sports, but not enough to turn pro. I'm a good musician and singer, but nothing remarkable.
Feels bad that I'm not quite good enough at anything to leave anything meaningful behind when I die, I'll just be an irrelevant blot like the rest of you
smoking weed on a cliff and doing a spot of shitty stargazing
might go for a night swim and get eaten by a shark later
you're average just like the rest of us. it ain't so bad
anxiety is a defensive wall around the unconscious to prevent the reliving of past trauma
having a pear cider with my dinner. followed by an IPA (fite me) and becks after that
Another wasted day
Gin and sparkling water
just been fucking crying because of the football scores
shut the fuck up you mug
where in Australia is that? is that your friend? or is he a random stranger
Or you could get a nice two bed flat in central London
I know what I'd pick
was gonna ask that next. are yank building regs same as here where you need planning permission etc. some land for example is only allowed a building of a certain size. same for other eu countries as well, depends on if it's farmland etc
sounds peng
can I come?
darkest chapter in my life: saturday night, eating cold heinz beans straight from the can and browsing /brit/
What a bare looking living room, and a weird choice of windows.
why not tonic?
Don't add kidney beans to my chilli holy fuck they're tasteless and have an awful texture
avalon
yeah there are a few of us
keep getting Jow Forums and /lit/-related videos in my recs section even though I've literally never been to either
>is that your friend? or is he a random stranger
That's the problem, I'm above average (probably top 10%) in pretty much everything (apart from looks), but it's not really worth much unless you're in the top 0.1%
I'll fight you if you're not careful (I'm also a fairly competent boxer but not good enough to turn pro)
i've done that loads of times. drink cold soup like a drink sometimes. quick meal, idc about taste
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lol, every time I talk about pints you ask for pics, I sent one once at the outside pub earlier this year
I'm sick of your posts faggot. What's wrong with you? Are you white or what? Are you a Jew? I'm onto you
People can't mind their own fucking business in this country so it could very well have been a stranger.
seems very comfy
all of what you just said applies to me as well. you're not that special 2bh la
r8. pure forest with just a path through the access portion right now. 11 acre
>POOPSWICH TOWN
>Not watching bizonacci
The shop was out.
Look! whats that over there??
*adds 5 whole cans of kidney beans into your chili while you're looking behind you*
make it stop...
could have been a popular stargazing cliff, idk
I like pints and pubs are comfy :3
we need more here
only 700 cals today
feeling good
In this new citymapper car service, £5 for a 12 minutes journey...Uber was £15
Driver was seething about it as far as I could tell, hope they're subsidising his wages
In prison they claim to provide 1500 calories per day but studies have shown its usually more like 900. Just starving people in cages.
>you're not that special 2bh la
That's the point, it's terrible to be better than average but not special. Bet I'd wipe the floor with you at cricket by the way
Is a pint in burger land the same as a pint here?
no, being shit at everything is terrible. or being shit at basic life skills.
shut the fuck up.
St. Pauls is very impressive up close tbqh
what exactly does 'lit' mean in that context?
>please may I have a blowjob?
lol the state. I guarantee if a lad said this to the same girl who wrote this shite she’d tell her mates and laugh
>implying I play cricket
I went to nationals in another sport when I was in secondary school. same situation as you. better than most but still not good enough at a lot of things. but I don't view it like you. I would rather be good at a lot of things than be shit at everything. so what if you're not in the top 1%? very few ever are. I'm content
where I'm from they're usually US pints (16oz) or less, depends on the beer but there's a way bigger selection of styles/flavors/abv %
Yanks ''''''pints'''''' are 473ml, ours are 568ml
Hmmm do I buy a 2 bedroom terraced house that's decaying and rotting that is small, cramped and dark which has a concrete garden and is right bedisde the pavement on a main road
or
Buy a yank house which is big, spacious, light, can raise a family in, have a nice garden and porch
Both are the same price
POWERFUL
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anyone else like going to random cemeteries and looking at the headstones
found this one today while wandering around, had the place to myself for an hour or two
reckon the saddest ones are the babies who died in childbirth, would say a prayer if I were a religious man
unironically only just got out of bed jesus
love when women pretend they get along and have some form of bond as if they don't all actively hate each other and only feign friendliness in an effort to sabotage the other's livelihood.
At least if you're shit at everything you learn to accept it quickly, and don't expect much from yourself. Part of me believes I'm destined for greatness in some way, but truthfully I am very unlikely to achieve it
Which sport? If it's badminton it doesn't count. Cricket is the only honourable sport for an Indian man
mentally ill psycho freakazoid serial killer
Is this accurate
I am master of all trades but jack of none. What I'm saying is I'm skilled but lazy
>6 beds, 11 bathrooms
the absolute STATE of amerisharts