Whiter than you, Muhammad

>Whiter than you, Muhammad

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>Jeffersons Quran
Huh, I didn't know Thomas Jefferson was a muslim.

Does owning Harry Potter books make me a wizard?

Yea Dumas Al-Jafarsan was a Turkish pasha who immigrated to the US during one of the Janissary revolt

Jokes aside it was a fad amongst high class americans to read books about other beliefs since they believed that the US should extend its arms to heathens and hindoos and part of it was the Koran.Thomas Jefferson studied it and he had a friend translate it to english

No it makes you a virgin

your country is like 8% muslim

Why is this allowed?

>Dumas Al-Jafarsan
>Turkish pasha

>Having a constitution and juridical system based on a religion in the current year.

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>mfw based Jefferson was unironically a muslim with a quadroon waifu

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pretty bold move you wouldn't want to upset the greatest ally now would you?

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Nothing wrong with that

Better than the negress that swore her oath on a malcom x biography. THAT was shameful.

Assalam alaikum to all my brothers and sisters in the US and the world.

>swore her oath on a malcom x biography
Wait wtf
NOI is muslim heretic tier though

Kill youserlf Muslim. You will never be American.

>2019
>using religious texts
What the fuck is wrong with America? Just use the constitution like a normal country.

Thw thumbnail makes it look like shes holding dynamites
Truly a Palestinian

>You will never be American
lmao any stupid brown that was shit out of a browner browner in your so-called nations borders is 100% American. There is no litmus

He was pf Serbian origin, his original name was Toma Djeferevic. He was taken with the devshirme when he was still a kid.

It's just to hold some superstitious significance. Religious people will feel like they're sinning if they break any law while in office. It's dumb but I doubt it'll change.

Malcolm left and became a Sunni. Elijah Muhammad's son did the same, and encouraged the rest of the members to follow suit.

Farrakhan brought the NOI back to what it was in the 80s.

Finally god is turning the country to the only true faith! Inshallah!

You choose what you take your oath on. Another senator sworn on the constitutions of America and Alabama.

The First Amendment.

Keith Ellison (1st muslim congressman) used it too.

I don't understand the logic behind being sworn into political power in a so called secular country by using a religious text as an item to bear witness to.
You'd think it would be a copy of the Bill of Rights or something, if anything. Just seems out of place.

>You choose what you take your oath on.
Oh, I thought you had to use a bible or something. That people choose to use a religious text to swear an oath upon while being sworn into political representation in a secular country is even more dumbfounding.
What happened to keeping those silly superstitions private? I mean, they are there to represent their constituents and the senate/house, not themselves.

seething wh*Toid

These people are secular anyway. Its just for show so their white liberals and kebab supporters and jerk each other off

God damnit why did I find that so funny

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We really should change that thing.

You sworn over what you hold significant.
Like >I swear by my life
Do jews swear over the Talmud?

so a wizard

seething

Based

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Yeah. You should make it that people swear on the constitution

Pretty much. Any display of public faith must be harshly punished.
I mean, you should be allowed to pray in private, but wear crosses or claim to be from x religion must be a crime.

Dude, they swear over the bible to follow the constitution.
Oaths would be irrelevant if the person swearing doesn't didn't cared about the constitution

ANNIHILATED

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Legally you could swear on a pizza box if you felt like it.

there is literally nothing wrong with assimilated muslims. we've got all sorts of wacky religious groups in this country so islam is not a big deal as long as they are american

What this guy said. It's just so you super-duper-pinky promise not to lie.

The point is that you are swearing to uphold the Constitution before a higher power. Not that the Constitution is the highest power.

Last time I saw someone roasted this good was on Auschwitz.

Well he can be an american congressman apparently

I mean not really, they have sold over half a billion units.

Isn't that opinion too convenient? Your history seems to be "Non-Papal Christians - the country"

>as they are american

It means?
I thought America were a Christian country, made by Christian peoples.

Walaikum Salam brother

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Oh fuck off. America's founding fathers drew inspiration from various philosophers from the Greeks to the Enlightenment. Many of whom were not even Christian, but rather deist and really secular. We never gave a shit about the church.

You can swear on a non-religious text, if you want to. The point is to show you are seriously commited, so you should pick something important to you.

Isn't written "In god we trust" on your money?

That was put there during the Cold War since commies hated the church and wanted to destroy the lives of all pious Christians.

Underrated Post.

Glad to see they can still read in France.

Look, there are a lot of populations that settled here with religeous backgrounds. We started with a lot of protestants, and when the Germans and Irish started settling here in large groups we had a large infusion of Catholics, too. You can see a lot of religeous influence in and on the country, especially in its early days. But you need to understand that we're not a religeous nation, we're a nation full of religeous peoples, and there's a huge difference. The only civilized way to run a country full of protestants and catholics and muslims and mormons and every other denomination under the sun all in one place is as a secular nation, and the founding fathers understood that. No church can be allowed to have control or overwhelming influence because it would mean the suppression, directly or indirectly, of the voices of the other denominations. It was more important to the founding fathers that everyone be free to have their own opinion on the matter.

We did, and do, have a large Christian population, though.

>You will never be American.
Settle down Sitting Bull, these days anyone can be American, reds, whites, blacks, browns. Especially browns lmao.

there have already been muslims in congress you ding dongs

Yeah, you even had a Kenyan muslim-marxist president. Such diversity!

Fuckin hell

Actually Obama was center right

Alaikkum salam at least muslims believe in god unlike those chink insectoids

You have plenty of people in your institution who must swear on the Bible.
You can't be a secular nation with a mention of God on your money.

your state institutions*

Not to mention that the early US had friendlier relations with certain MENA countries over Euro ones. Really there wasn't any bad blood between Islam and America until the dirty Wah*bists took over, and even that is still just Sunnis. When was the last time a Shia committed a terrorist act in a western nation?

You realise that Shias are nearly all Iraqis and Iranians, right?

Based Rashida "we're gonna impeach the motherfucker" Talib.
This is what democracy looks like:
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That doesn't really change anything. My only point is that despite Washington's eternal hate boner for Iran, they don't actually do anything to harm most westerners. Any ill will westerns feel towards Islam should be directed towards the Saudis and the global influence they've built since you guys let them be the new rulers of the Islamic world.

>atheists asshurt like usual
Lmao if you like atheism so much go to Albania

>negress that swore her oath on a malcom x biography
is this real?

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>tfw 35 years old
>tfw don't even know what a vagina is
feels good desu

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Money is god

Saudis are good allies.
After Israel, Saudi Arabia is best friend of USA

t. João bin Saud

I dunno why people consider Obama left-wing at all
The only thing he did that was not right-wing was Obamacare and that barely holds a candle to socialised healthcare it's literally just an anti-discrimination law

Isnt it a sin to pledge allegiance to Israel on the Quran ??

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Islam is inherently imperialistic. Their assimilation is just a facade.

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Nah, we just need to make it so that the practice of the Islamic faith and use of the Arabic language are not protected.

He payed lip service to a lot of identity politics that are on the left of our spectrum. Ultimately left-liberals are on the left even if they aren't particularly radical.

so a misintepretation of a thousand year old book=muslim lies?
Go back

It feels awful. Stop lying.

t. Turning 33 soon

Yeah but I meant economically.Never heard of a left winger bailing out companies before

theres a statue of hammurabi in the supreme court

Government involvement with the market tends to be on the left over here. The right would have done something similar had they been in power at the time. But I think that's just part of being part of a nation; you can't really allow the economy to blow up no matter where you stand.

see your average america doesnt even know the constitution

kek

You have a very poor grasp of economics if you can't figure out why they were bailed out.

Those companies keep float millions of jobs within the supply chain and local districts, through direct employment or tertiary regional draw. Even a diner waitress has a job because GM employs people whose job causes them to live in an area that now has that diner because of them.

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Why is the US so bad at picking allies
‘Common interests’ aren’t common if your alliance with them has a net negative affect on you

And the diner waitress’ paycheck will be paid by the next group of automakers who come up after the ones who bankrupt themselves collapse
If you don’t trust that those will be American companies you can subsidize new developments and regulate against international firms but bailouts are trash

>thousands of people are losing jobs
>but hey let's let thousands more lose their jobs too
>they'll get em back eventually

Also nice flag.

wow is an Amerifat really going to explain why a shittier version of nationalizatized industry is a good idea to me?
If they fail sell their assets, every company that didn’t make their shitty mistakes deserves to profit and they deserve to fail OR the government should manage the company if it’s really such a matter of national necessity, and the shareholders paid as a normal bankruptcy dictates - instead that waitresses taxes went toward literal billionaires keeping their shit so she could keep hassling me because I didn’t tip 25% on my $2 microwave defrosted French toast

You’ve fallen for the stupidest economic policy possible and I’m disgusted that you haven’t put more thought into why it doesn’t make sense

American money isn't made by the US government

You're painfully stupid

*your ;^)

*Jâfarsën Beg

It is you're
t. not the one you are talking to

Yeah, we're so anti-papal that we elected a Catholic to the presidency and he remains one of the most popular presidents of all time.
We just really don't care as long as you follow the law, assimilate a little, and pay your taxes.

You're basically making a argument for socialism, but with billionaires and politicians instead of only party officials.

That was the time when America stopped being WASP.

We stopped being WASP long before that.

you're special.

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